hello

New member introductions. Tell us a little about yourself. Then, click on "Blogs" above and start your own personal blog!
Post Reply
User avatar
beowulf
Posts: 685
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:41 am

hello

Post by beowulf »

hello everyone

just thought i would say hello.....found this forum by chance whilst googling for a particular joke.........looks a great place and im looking forward to exploring

im Paul and from Robin Hood country in the U.K.
The dogs philosophy on life. If you cant eat it, hump it or fight it,........ Pee on it and walk away!!



(/)

(-_-)

(")(")

User avatar
Odie
Posts: 33482
Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:10 pm

hello

Post by Odie »

hello Paul and welcome from Canada!


Life is just to short for drama.
Ahso!
Posts: 10215
Joined: Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:38 pm

hello

Post by Ahso! »

Hello, beowulf! And welcome.

The signature could also be a humans philosophy, couldn't it?
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities,

Voltaire



I have only one thing to do and that's

Be the wave that I am and then

Sink back into the ocean

Fiona Apple
User avatar
G#Gill
Posts: 14763
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:09 pm

hello

Post by G#Gill »

Hello Paul, a fella from my neck of the woods ! Pantoandy is also from Robin Hood country. Welcome to Forum Garden, you'll find lots of different threads to enjoy, and lots of nice people to talk to, particularly me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl ;)
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
hoppy
Posts: 4561
Joined: Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:58 am

hello

Post by hoppy »

Watch out for the zombies.
User avatar
spot
Posts: 41771
Joined: Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:19 pm
Location: Brigstowe

hello

Post by spot »

Bravely spoke Beowulf forth to the warband,

Trusty torchbearers of Tombstone's tribe:

"Amusing anecdotes brought me to these shores

Surfing the search-engine's spume

Discarding drivel aplenty as I came.

I bring my sturdy skull-splitter to you.

Wild words tell of baleful braggarts

Who now infest your threads with doleful doom.

Andy and Oscar, sibling spawn of shame

Invade your mead hall nightly with their noise

Spreading salacious spite across the earth.

They will I challenge, them shall I destroy

And rid your site of retold tabloid tosh".

Thus came the conquering Geat, girt in glory

Mighty the cheer that echoed to his voice.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
hoppy
Posts: 4561
Joined: Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:58 am

hello

Post by hoppy »

There's one now.
User avatar
chonsigirl
Posts: 33633
Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:28 am

hello

Post by chonsigirl »

spot;1295042 wrote: Bravely spoke Beowulf forth to the warband,

Trusty torchbearers of Tombstone's tribe:

"Amusing anecdotes brought me to these shores

Surfing the search-engine's spume

Discarding drivel aplenty as I came.

I bring my sturdy skull-splitter to you.

Wild words tell of baleful braggarts

Who now infest your threads with doleful doom.

Andy and Oscar, sibling spawn of shame

Invade your mead hall nightly with their noise

Spreading salacious shame across the earth.

They will I challenge, them shall I destroy

And rid your site of retold tabloid tosh".

Thus came the conquering Geat, girt in glory

Mighty the cheer that echoed to his voice.


:-6 Well done, spot, O Bard!

Hey there Beowulf!
User avatar
along-for-the-ride
Posts: 11732
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:28 pm

hello

Post by along-for-the-ride »

Hello, Beowulf.............Enjoy your visits with us. What's it like in Robin Hood land?

Here's a welcome mat for you.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
Mustang
Posts: 23031
Joined: Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:39 am

hello

Post by Mustang »

Welcome to FG, Beowulf! :-6
User avatar
Jazzy
Posts: 2962
Joined: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:17 am

hello

Post by Jazzy »

Hello Beowulf and welcome to FG! :guitarist
User avatar
Bryn Mawr
Site Admin
Posts: 16201
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:54 pm

hello

Post by Bryn Mawr »

beowulf;1295002 wrote: hello everyone

just thought i would say hello.....found this forum by chance whilst googling for a particular joke.........looks a great place and im looking forward to exploring

im Paul and from Robin Hood country in the U.K.


Hello and welcome - as long as you don't try to rename any airports I'm sure we'll all get along fine :wah:

Bryn, from the southern half of the National Forest.
User avatar
Rapunzel
Posts: 6509
Joined: Thu May 12, 2005 5:47 pm

hello

Post by Rapunzel »

Welcome Beowulf. :) Love the name. :-6

I'm from the southern half of the New Forest. ;)
User avatar
beowulf
Posts: 685
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:41 am

hello

Post by beowulf »

thanks for the welcome

better explain the username :wah:......ive been using it on the net for years, its not actually anything to do with the old english poem.........the first time i joined a forum i needed an username, i was re-reading some of my favorite books by larry niven............one of the reoccuring 'heroes' is beowulf shaeffer and so i used that since i didnt think id be a member of the forum for long......im still there 5 years later :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
The dogs philosophy on life. If you cant eat it, hump it or fight it,........ Pee on it and walk away!!



(/)

(-_-)

(")(")

User avatar
Bryn Mawr
Site Admin
Posts: 16201
Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:54 pm

hello

Post by Bryn Mawr »

beowulf;1295142 wrote: thanks for the welcome

better explain the username :wah:......ive been using it on the net for years, its not actually anything to do with the old english poem.........the first time i joined a forum i needed an username, i was re-reading some of my favorite books by larry niven............one of the reoccuring 'heroes' is beowulf shaeffer and so i used that since i didnt think id be a member of the forum for long......im still there 5 years later :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


Excellent - Known Space is a fine universe to play in :-6
User avatar
Nomad
Posts: 25864
Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:36 am

hello

Post by Nomad »

Hollywood is probably going to want to make a movie about my life one of these days.

When they do maybe I can get you a free ticket.

You'll have to pay for the nachos though.
I AM AWESOME MAN
User avatar
minks
Posts: 26281
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:58 pm

hello

Post by minks »

Greetings and Salutations.

Hope you enjoy your stay in the garden, I have really enjoyed your Harley Jokes got some good mileage out of them sending them to all my friends who own them.

Cheers

M
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

• Mae West
User avatar
along-for-the-ride
Posts: 11732
Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:28 pm

hello

Post by along-for-the-ride »

Nomad;1295166 wrote: Hollywood is probably going to want to make a movie about my life one of these days.

When they do maybe I can get you a free ticket.

You'll have to pay for the nachos though.


:wah: No comment.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
Post Reply

Return to “Introductions”