New Cadillac

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:38 pm

I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that

sucker before they become extinct.

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its

wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He

explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter

and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car. Looking a bit angry, he

asked why I thought it was a Republican car. I explained that if it

was a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your butt

year-round.

I had to walk a long way back to the dealership.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:14 am

:wah:

So the comfort of your butt is the determing factor in the purchase of an automobile.

:D

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:10 am

along-for-the-ride;1298054 wrote: :wah:

So the comfort of your butt is the determing factor in the purchase of an automobile.

:D

Our butts determine everything. We are the butt of jokes. We get knocked on our butt. We get our butt's whipped/kicked. We are told to "shove it up your butt". Bosses/wives or mates get on our butt. We're called names using "butt", butthead, hole, wipe. I'm sure posters know many more.:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:44 am

hoppy;1298062 wrote: Our butts determine everything. We are the butt of jokes. We get knocked on our butt. We get our butt's whipped/kicked. We are told to "shove it up your butt". Bosses/wives or mates get on our butt. We're called names using "butt", butthead, hole, wipe. I'm sure posters know many more.:wah:

But......................

:wah: