predictive text

[koan]

got thinking it might be fun to see what happens when i select the first option my predictive text offers for a complete sentence

virus scan one file backup and in the first option my predictive text offers noodle

noodle?

[Oscar Namechange]

koan;1299588 wrote: got thinking it might be fun to see what happens when i select the first option my predictive text offers for a complete sentence

virus scan one file backup and in the first option my predictive text offers noodle

noodle? I don't use predictive text. I find It a kind of technical Tourettes and have made some blunders In the past. Like the time I text my friend to say 'Pete did some crap fishing today' when It should have been Carp Fishing.

[koan]

my belief that everyone else is no right joke goes you're capable

[koan]

The inspiration for this flimsy thread was a little ditty by Bill Bailey about modern relationships:

I texted you on a monday

But you did not get my text till Tuesday

Because of a network problem

I texted you on a Wednesday

But did not know that you'd called

Because your SIM Card was not correctly Installed

Oh,no no no

You texted me on a Thursday

To say that you would meet me at the Shopping Centre

And i texted you back and said

"Where should i meet you?"

And you said Dixons

But i did not know which Dixons you meant

Was it the one inside the door

Or was it the one further up by Currys

...These are my worries

You texted me on a Monday

To tell me it was over

But i did not understand

Because you used Predictive Text

And it was

Jrrg gruuh nnmmg guu hmmg doo doo doo