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Any restaurateur stupid enough to allow him onto the premises has nobody to blame but himself. George didn't get into that state without active help and encouragement from the food industry. The entire notion of jailing him is madness.
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spot;1301267 wrote: Any restaurateur stupid enough to allow him onto the premises has nobody to blame but himself. George didn't get into that state without active help and encouragement from the food industry. The entire notion of jailing him is madness.
I actually agree with you on this one.
I actually agree with you on this one.
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spot;1301267 wrote: Any restaurateur stupid enough to allow him onto the premises has nobody to blame but himself. George didn't get into that state without active help and encouragement from the food industry. The entire notion of jailing him is madness.
In the restaurant business, the customer is always right.
unfortunately.
In the restaurant business, the customer is always right.
unfortunately.
Life is just to short for drama.
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Cobblers.Clement learned the restaurant trade at the Dorchester, where the staff would pee in the bouillon as a form of guerrilla class warfare, and then carried the same principles of client care into his own business. "I felt that catering was a game and the rules favoured the customer so much more than the staff," he said lugubriously. "I tried to change that."
Last Night's Television - Clement Freud: in His Own Words, BBC4; Imagine..., BBC1 - Reviews, TV & Radio - The Independent
Last Night's Television - Clement Freud: in His Own Words, BBC4; Imagine..., BBC1 - Reviews, TV & Radio - The Independent
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Odie;1301325 wrote: In the restaurant business, the customer is always right.
unfortunately.
Rubbish
unfortunately.
Rubbish
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oscar;1301338 wrote: Rubbish
is there anything that you think your not always right about?
is there anything that you think your not always right about?
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;1301344 wrote: is there anything that you think your not always right about?
Either "In the restaurant business, the customer is always right" is a meaningless platitude or it's a piece of outmoded folklore that's never at any time in history been accurate. What it can't possibly be is true. Perhaps you'd like to explain what you meant by it.
Clement Freud, for example, was notoriously capable of showing any customer the door if he didn't like their behaviour. He also put mediocre unpleasant wine at the top price on his list just for the fools who showed off by asking for it. It's why I posted the link to the article. It's relevant to "In the restaurant business, the customer is always right".
Either "In the restaurant business, the customer is always right" is a meaningless platitude or it's a piece of outmoded folklore that's never at any time in history been accurate. What it can't possibly be is true. Perhaps you'd like to explain what you meant by it.
Clement Freud, for example, was notoriously capable of showing any customer the door if he didn't like their behaviour. He also put mediocre unpleasant wine at the top price on his list just for the fools who showed off by asking for it. It's why I posted the link to the article. It's relevant to "In the restaurant business, the customer is always right".
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spot;1301346 wrote: Either "In the restaurant business, the customer is always right" is a meaningless platitude or it's a piece of outmoded folklore that's never at any time in history been accurate. What it can't possibly be is true. Perhaps you'd like to explain what you meant by it.
Clement Freud, for example, was notoriously capable of showing any customer the door if he didn't like their behaviour. He also put mediocre unpleasant wine at the top price on his list just for the fools who showed off by asking for it. It's why I posted the link to the article. It's relevant to "In the restaurant business, the customer is always right".
Its up to you on your beliefs, but
I'm shocked and appalled the amount of restaurants who served him food and drinks over and over again.....after he had eaten them and then complained?
That part made no sense whatsoever.:rolleyes:
It coasted them more in food and drink to keep him happy rather than throw him out.
Clement Freud, for example, was notoriously capable of showing any customer the door if he didn't like their behaviour. He also put mediocre unpleasant wine at the top price on his list just for the fools who showed off by asking for it. It's why I posted the link to the article. It's relevant to "In the restaurant business, the customer is always right".
Its up to you on your beliefs, but
I'm shocked and appalled the amount of restaurants who served him food and drinks over and over again.....after he had eaten them and then complained?
That part made no sense whatsoever.:rolleyes:
It coasted them more in food and drink to keep him happy rather than throw him out.
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;1301347 wrote: Its up to you on your beliefs
Would it help if I quote Mr Freud from another of his articles? In the early Fifties, I opened a nightclub in Chelsea. I always believed that the saying 'the customer is always right' was invented by a customer who was almost certainly wrong. If people complained that 'the soup is too thin; the chips are the wrong size', I would kick them out.
'Go away, get out of here, don't pay your bill, just consider yourself banned for life.' And invariably within the next few days, people would come in and say: 'Are you the man who bounced Freddie Smith out of this club? I would like to join.' I once considered having my tombstone inscribed with the words: 'He never insulted anyone unintentionally'
GLORIOUS INSULTS! English has ten times more words to put down than to praise. And oneof Britain's rudest men is delighted | Daily Mail (London, England), The Newspaper | Find Articles at BNET
Would it help if I quote Mr Freud from another of his articles? In the early Fifties, I opened a nightclub in Chelsea. I always believed that the saying 'the customer is always right' was invented by a customer who was almost certainly wrong. If people complained that 'the soup is too thin; the chips are the wrong size', I would kick them out.
'Go away, get out of here, don't pay your bill, just consider yourself banned for life.' And invariably within the next few days, people would come in and say: 'Are you the man who bounced Freddie Smith out of this club? I would like to join.' I once considered having my tombstone inscribed with the words: 'He never insulted anyone unintentionally'
GLORIOUS INSULTS! English has ten times more words to put down than to praise. And oneof Britain's rudest men is delighted | Daily Mail (London, England), The Newspaper | Find Articles at BNET
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spot;1301348 wrote: Would it help if I quote Mr Freud from another of his articles? In the early Fifties, I opened a nightclub in Chelsea. I always believed that the saying 'the customer is always right' was invented by a customer who was almost certainly wrong. If people complained that 'the soup is too thin; the chips are the wrong size', I would kick them out.
'Go away, get out of here, don't pay your bill, just consider yourself banned for life.' And invariably within the next few days, people would come in and say: 'Are you the man who bounced Freddie Smith out of this club? I would like to join.' I once considered having my tombstone inscribed with the words: 'He never insulted anyone unintentionally'
GLORIOUS INSULTS! English has ten times more words to put down than to praise. And oneof Britain's rudest men is delighted | Daily Mail (London, England), The Newspaper | Find Articles at BNET
The articles you posted on Freud are an excellent example of how the customer Is not always right.
The outfit I work In weekends Is a million miles away from Freud and The Dorchester but the same principles apply. My friend has a very simple Philosophy. 'You don't like my food? Don't come back.
'Go away, get out of here, don't pay your bill, just consider yourself banned for life.' And invariably within the next few days, people would come in and say: 'Are you the man who bounced Freddie Smith out of this club? I would like to join.' I once considered having my tombstone inscribed with the words: 'He never insulted anyone unintentionally'
GLORIOUS INSULTS! English has ten times more words to put down than to praise. And oneof Britain's rudest men is delighted | Daily Mail (London, England), The Newspaper | Find Articles at BNET
The articles you posted on Freud are an excellent example of how the customer Is not always right.
The outfit I work In weekends Is a million miles away from Freud and The Dorchester but the same principles apply. My friend has a very simple Philosophy. 'You don't like my food? Don't come back.
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That saying was originated in the Retail business, and was good in the days when you catered to every customer.
However, it should be amended to. "The paying customer is always right."
If you don't get their money, they were never a customer.
Now days, you would be hard-pressed to find many who believe that.
Of course in the restaurant business, many are worried about someone making a scene, and disturbing the paying customers.
This guy, just by walking in to the place has already a set-up to make a scene, so anything he does afterward is going to be an issue. The trick then becomes getting him out of your restaurant with minimal disruption to your paying customers.
A restaurateur would need to be willing to call his bluff, right off the bat, and risk that scene, or suffer his game and let him be on his way.
It would seem few were willing to call him on his game.
BTW what is a "stone" in context of weight?
However, it should be amended to. "The paying customer is always right."
If you don't get their money, they were never a customer.
Now days, you would be hard-pressed to find many who believe that.
Of course in the restaurant business, many are worried about someone making a scene, and disturbing the paying customers.
This guy, just by walking in to the place has already a set-up to make a scene, so anything he does afterward is going to be an issue. The trick then becomes getting him out of your restaurant with minimal disruption to your paying customers.
A restaurateur would need to be willing to call his bluff, right off the bat, and risk that scene, or suffer his game and let him be on his way.
It would seem few were willing to call him on his game.
BTW what is a "stone" in context of weight?
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LarsMac;1301431 wrote: BTW what is a "stone" in context of weight?
14 pounds. In British Imperial measurements there's 16 ounces to the pound, 14 pounds to the stone, 2 stone to the quarter, 4 quarters to the hundredweight and 20 hundredweight to the ton.
14 pounds. In British Imperial measurements there's 16 ounces to the pound, 14 pounds to the stone, 2 stone to the quarter, 4 quarters to the hundredweight and 20 hundredweight to the ton.
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This topic has sent me on a trip down memory lane because my very first job was in the kitchens of the Trocadero Restaurant Shaftesbury Avenue London W1
(There are three links there)
I can emphatically say the customer was almost always wrong, but only because the Chefs knew better, in a judgmental sort of way.
There were stories of how some Chefs had spat in butter that was being softened for ease of spreading, just to get equal, but I never witnessed that.
I once cooked a steak as asked "Medium rare" that was returned because it was under done, and the head chef a Mr Beaufort took the steak back to the customer and told him off, then told me never to accept orders for 'medium rare' because it did not exist. The stages of cooking a steak were:
Well done......obviously well cooked with no sign of pinkness
Medium........A pinkness with a loss of reddish juices when cut.
Rare............Raw to many peoples opinion, cooked outside but showing red inside.
Blue..........This was barely cooked with the meat taking on a bluish appearance when cut.
(There are three links there)
I can emphatically say the customer was almost always wrong, but only because the Chefs knew better, in a judgmental sort of way.
There were stories of how some Chefs had spat in butter that was being softened for ease of spreading, just to get equal, but I never witnessed that.
I once cooked a steak as asked "Medium rare" that was returned because it was under done, and the head chef a Mr Beaufort took the steak back to the customer and told him off, then told me never to accept orders for 'medium rare' because it did not exist. The stages of cooking a steak were:
Well done......obviously well cooked with no sign of pinkness
Medium........A pinkness with a loss of reddish juices when cut.
Rare............Raw to many peoples opinion, cooked outside but showing red inside.
Blue..........This was barely cooked with the meat taking on a bluish appearance when cut.
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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spot;1301433 wrote: 14 pounds. In British Imperial measurements there's 16 ounces to the pound, 14 pounds to the stone, 2 stone to the quarter, 4 quarters to the hundredweight and 20 hundredweight to the ton.
Holy
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So this guy is freakin' HUGE!!
Holy
!!! So this guy is freakin' HUGE!!
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spot;1301267 wrote: Any restaurateur stupid enough to allow him onto the premises has nobody to blame but himself. George didn't get into that state without active help and encouragement from the food industry. The entire notion of jailing him is madness.
It is not as simple as just eating too much
A mutation in the human leptin receptor gene causes obesity and pituitary dysfunction : Abstract : Nature
It is not as simple as just eating too much
A mutation in the human leptin receptor gene causes obesity and pituitary dysfunction : Abstract : Nature
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LarsMac;1301458 wrote: It is not as simple as just eating too much
A mutation in the human leptin receptor gene causes obesity and pituitary dysfunction : Abstract : Nature
Some suffer from 'Willy Prada' syndrome also but I think this guy was just greedy and trying It on with the food trade.
A mutation in the human leptin receptor gene causes obesity and pituitary dysfunction : Abstract : Nature
Some suffer from 'Willy Prada' syndrome also but I think this guy was just greedy and trying It on with the food trade.
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oscar;1301465 wrote: Some suffer from 'Willy Prada' syndrome also but I think this guy was just greedy and trying It on with the food trade.
We could get into one of those "chicken and egg" discussions, I reckon, but, I doubt this guy got so huge just scamming restaurants.
Though, if ever I saw an example of "Karma" this would be one.
We could get into one of those "chicken and egg" discussions, I reckon, but, I doubt this guy got so huge just scamming restaurants.
Though, if ever I saw an example of "Karma" this would be one.
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LarsMac;1301456 wrote: Holy !!!
So this guy is freakin' HUGE!!
About one pubescent youth over a quarter of a ton, slightly exceeding the biggest stag ever shot in the Scottish Highlands, less massive than a full-grown buck caribou though in excess of approximately 1750 overweight lemmings wrapped in clingfoil. Take your pick.
!!! So this guy is freakin' HUGE!!
About one pubescent youth over a quarter of a ton, slightly exceeding the biggest stag ever shot in the Scottish Highlands, less massive than a full-grown buck caribou though in excess of approximately 1750 overweight lemmings wrapped in clingfoil. Take your pick.
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spot;1301533 wrote: About one pubescent youth over a quarter of a ton, slightly exceeding the biggest stag ever shot in the Scottish Highlands, less massive than a full-grown buck caribou though in excess of approximately 1750 overweight lemmings wrapped in clingfoil. Take your pick.
You have such a wonderful way with words. Who was your tutor? The Duke Of Edinburgh???
You have such a wonderful way with words. Who was your tutor? The Duke Of Edinburgh???
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Bruv;1301434 wrote: This topic has sent me on a trip down memory lane because my very first job was in the kitchens of the Trocadero Restaurant Shaftesbury Avenue London W1
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WOW.. That looks Impressive.
I agree on the Steak. When I get asked I just say 'Take the horns off and wipe his bum'.
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WOW.. That looks Impressive.
I agree on the Steak. When I get asked I just say 'Take the horns off and wipe his bum'.
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oscar;1301536 wrote: WOW.. That looks Impressive.
I agree on the Steak. When I get asked I just say 'Take the horns off and wipe his bum'.:o
Not me. I like a nice char on the outside.
I usually order medium Rare, because here in the States, most restaurants start with refrigerated meat, so rare comes out still ice cold in the middle.
And since they tend to under-cook the steaks, anyway, it usually comes out not too done.
I agree on the Steak. When I get asked I just say 'Take the horns off and wipe his bum'.
:oNot me. I like a nice char on the outside.
I usually order medium Rare, because here in the States, most restaurants start with refrigerated meat, so rare comes out still ice cold in the middle.
And since they tend to under-cook the steaks, anyway, it usually comes out not too done.
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Well at first I was curious to know what 43 stone was in lbs. Then I clicked the link and seen the pictures of this fellow and hadn't really seen the point. But alas curiosity had gotten the better of me and I looked it up to reveal this man weighs roughly 600 lbs and I must say the belly on this person could possibly have been guilty of grand larceny in the States. The fact remains that he stole. He'd blatantly not faced a life threatening circumstance that would rightly justify his taking the food but he's holding himself ransom and torturing himself by forcing food down his gob
Fining him would only serve to assist in his apparent, albeit slow, suicide.
If he wants to make an attempt to sway a system I'd suggest he sue his state for not allowing him to convert a medium sized crane into a viably street legal vehicle, so that he may get his mail and such.
Fining him would only serve to assist in his apparent, albeit slow, suicide.
If he wants to make an attempt to sway a system I'd suggest he sue his state for not allowing him to convert a medium sized crane into a viably street legal vehicle, so that he may get his mail and such.
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K.Snyder;1301605 wrote: Well at first I was curious to know what 43 stone was in lbs. Then I clicked the link and seen the pictures of this fellow and hadn't really seen the point. But alas curiosity had gotten the better of me and I looked it up to reveal this man weighs roughly 600 lbs and I must say the belly on this person could possibly have been guilty of grand larceny in the States. The fact remains that he stole. He'd blatantly not faced a life threatening circumstance that would rightly justify his taking the food but he's holding himself ransom and torturing himself by forcing food down his gob
Fining him would only serve to assist in his apparent, albeit slow, suicide.
If he wants to make an attempt to sway a system I'd suggest he sue his state for not allowing him to convert a medium sized crane into a viably street legal vehicle, so that he may get his mail and such.
Good post and I absolutely agree.
I'm assuming that his size prevents him from holding a job down unless he's a taster for a cake factory so when he gets Diabetes, heart Disease etc etc, he will expect the Tax payers to fund his free medical health care.
Fining him would only serve to assist in his apparent, albeit slow, suicide.
If he wants to make an attempt to sway a system I'd suggest he sue his state for not allowing him to convert a medium sized crane into a viably street legal vehicle, so that he may get his mail and such.
Good post and I absolutely agree.
I'm assuming that his size prevents him from holding a job down unless he's a taster for a cake factory so when he gets Diabetes, heart Disease etc etc, he will expect the Tax payers to fund his free medical health care.
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Much more of this and George is going to log on and complain, chaps.
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oscar;1301607 wrote: Good post and I absolutely agree.
I'm assuming that his size prevents him from holding a job down unless he's a taster for a cake factory so when he gets Diabetes, heart Disease etc etc, he will expect the Tax payers to fund his free medical health care.
He could get paid working as a tester for a new machine I've envisioned as being a safer alternative to driving in a car while eating soups, sandwiches, crab legs etc...etc...
We fill up a portable roughly 5 horsepower shop vaccum cleaner with the owners obvious preferred fixings over the next 2-5 seconds all the while tweaking the one to be placed in the occupiers mouth to work in reverse mode. The second clearly a typical 10 horsepower shop vaccum cleaner(Needs to be stronger for what will soon be blatantly obvious reasons) with the tubular construction inserted up through the drivers seat and eventually resting within the confines of the operators rectum enough to minimize any potential mess that may occur as a result.
The trough would obviously be equipped before attempting to drive the vehicle and the only downside to the blueprint would be how one might manage to click a button without endangering the lives of people daft enough to drive a vehicle on public roads.
The car would obviously need to have only one seat in the middle of the car along with fixtures essential in the integrity of the cars initial purpose.
Exploding may occur
I'm assuming that his size prevents him from holding a job down unless he's a taster for a cake factory so when he gets Diabetes, heart Disease etc etc, he will expect the Tax payers to fund his free medical health care.
He could get paid working as a tester for a new machine I've envisioned as being a safer alternative to driving in a car while eating soups, sandwiches, crab legs etc...etc...
We fill up a portable roughly 5 horsepower shop vaccum cleaner with the owners obvious preferred fixings over the next 2-5 seconds all the while tweaking the one to be placed in the occupiers mouth to work in reverse mode. The second clearly a typical 10 horsepower shop vaccum cleaner(Needs to be stronger for what will soon be blatantly obvious reasons) with the tubular construction inserted up through the drivers seat and eventually resting within the confines of the operators rectum enough to minimize any potential mess that may occur as a result.
The trough would obviously be equipped before attempting to drive the vehicle and the only downside to the blueprint would be how one might manage to click a button without endangering the lives of people daft enough to drive a vehicle on public roads.
The car would obviously need to have only one seat in the middle of the car along with fixtures essential in the integrity of the cars initial purpose.
Exploding may occur
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K.Snyder;1301610 wrote: He could get paid working as a tester for a new machine I've envisioned as being a safer alternative to driving in a car while eating soups, sandwiches, crab legs etc...etc...
We fill up a portable roughly 5 horsepower shop vaccum cleaner with the owners obvious preferred fixings over the next 2-5 seconds all the while tweaking the one to be placed in the occupiers mouth to work in reverse mode. The second clearly a typical 10 horsepower shop vaccum cleaner(Needs to be stronger for what will soon be blatantly obvious reasons) with the tubular construction inserted up through the drivers seat and eventually resting within the confines of the operators rectum enough to minimize any potential mess that may occur as a result.
The trough would obviously be equipped before attempting to drive the vehicle and the only downside to the blueprint would be how one might manage to click a button without endangering the lives of people daft enough to drive a vehicle on public roads.
The car would obviously need to have only one seat in the middle of the car along with fixtures essential in the integrity of the cars initial purpose.
Exploding may occur
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl That's brilliant.
We fill up a portable roughly 5 horsepower shop vaccum cleaner with the owners obvious preferred fixings over the next 2-5 seconds all the while tweaking the one to be placed in the occupiers mouth to work in reverse mode. The second clearly a typical 10 horsepower shop vaccum cleaner(Needs to be stronger for what will soon be blatantly obvious reasons) with the tubular construction inserted up through the drivers seat and eventually resting within the confines of the operators rectum enough to minimize any potential mess that may occur as a result.
The trough would obviously be equipped before attempting to drive the vehicle and the only downside to the blueprint would be how one might manage to click a button without endangering the lives of people daft enough to drive a vehicle on public roads.
The car would obviously need to have only one seat in the middle of the car along with fixtures essential in the integrity of the cars initial purpose.
Exploding may occur
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl That's brilliant.
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