The Case of the Missing Eyeballs

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:35 pm

7th grade dissection is scheduled for Friday: cow eyes.

Order had been sent in from science head. Order was supposed to arrive today and delivered to her room.

Nuttin' all morning-mailman came.... bye. Science head is roaming the halls wondering if it came.

She peeks in one classroom then another. Finally she goes to the school secretary, asks her if a box came.

"Yes, a big box came. I put it in the special ed's teacher's office."

:-3

Science head peeks in, there it is, sitting in the corner-while everyone is munching on a box of pizza for lunchtime. Oh my, how to get it out of there without them knowing what has been sitting there all morning?

He-man of the school is selected for the decoy-trying to snitch some pizza while the science head grabs the box, only weighs about 25 lbs. Oof, oof, oof, there goes her back......there goes the cow eyes.

He-man finishes his pizza slice, and swings the box up on his shoulders and brings it to me. Crunching of box top, and he brings out the bag of cow eyes, to the screams and delight of 7th graders. In the hallway special ed. teacher is cruising-ssh, don't want her looking in my room to see what she missed........hey, where' my piece of pizza, he-man!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:55 pm

They still do this. I figured they could show a virtual eyeball disection by now.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:56 pm

I guess thats just more eyeballs that wont be in my next hotdog or slice of bologna.:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:59 pm

:yh_rotfl

Neat, Chonsi!!

I remember when my school friends doing biology used to chomp on their lunch in the lab while dissecting froggies. Disgusting!!!

(And a waste of good frogs legs which fry up nicely with a little garlic butter... and go well with crusty bread and a glass of crisp white wine... shall I expect an infraction for taking this thread off topic... ????? I couldn't resist it.. and I claim diminished responsibility anyway.. haven't had me first coffee du jour yet!!)

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:01 pm

When it came to dissection, me and the science teacher never saw eye-to-eye. Iris her name was. I was her pupil

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:04 pm

Snowfire;1308250 wrote: When it came to dissection, me and the science teacher never saw eye-to-eye. Iris her name was. I was her pupil

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Just as well I don't have my coffee yet, I'd have spluttered it through me keyboard.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:08 pm

Snowfire;1308250 wrote: When it came to dissection, me and the science teacher never saw eye-to-eye. Iris her name was. I was her pupil

Brilliant!! :yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:09 pm

You'd have done that in the blink of an eye, Pam, nudge nudge, wink wink

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:16 pm

Chonsi!! I see Zappy's already here. We are looking for body parts of a certain Loch Ness monster - and we're gonna start by examining the eyeballs at Exhibit A.

The pizza is also now evidence. Were those little mushroom looking things really intestine de sea monster????

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:21 pm

My daughters class is starting work on veal hearts next week.:yh_sick

Post by **spot** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:21 pm

This may be a silly question but what else can be done with the eyes of dead cows other than dissect them in 7th grade biology classes? They seem a bit purposeless once the cow's been slaughtered.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed May 05, 2010 3:22 pm

Snowfire;1308250 wrote: When it came to dissection, me and the science teacher never saw eye-to-eye. Iris her name was. I was her pupil

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

beowulf · Post by **beowulf** » Wed May 05, 2010 3:29 pm

Snowfire;1308250 wrote: When it came to dissection, me and the science teacher never saw eye-to-eye. Iris her name was. I was her pupil

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

you should be on the stage..............................................sweeping it :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed May 05, 2010 3:56 pm

spot;1308261 wrote: This may be a silly question but what else can be done with the eyes of dead cows other than dissect them in 7th grade biology classes? They seem a bit purposeless once the cow's been slaughtered.

Eyeball of cow and tongue of snake

Then by the moonlight you shall take

Two toes of newt and slime of snail

And mandrake. Put them in your pail

Then naked dance while stirring well

And this shall make a hexing spell

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed May 05, 2010 3:56 pm

AussiePam;1308257 wrote: Chonsi!! I see Zappy's already here. We are looking for body parts of a certain Loch Ness monster - and we're gonna start by examining the eyeballs at Exhibit A.

The pizza is also now evidence. Were those little mushroom looking things really intestine de sea monster????

Chonsi, could you please ask your students to keep an eye out (no pun intended) for my lost bit's o Nessie?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed May 05, 2010 6:42 pm

flopstock;1308260 wrote: My daughters class is starting work on veal hearts next week.:yh_sick

Veal doesnt have a heart. Veal is a cut of meat. Calves have hearts and veal is the cut of meat that comes from a calf.

Im sorry I had to be the one to embarrass you in front of everyone.

I take no pleasure in it.

Its kind of sad really but whats a girl to do?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed May 05, 2010 8:16 pm

Nomad;1308307 wrote:

I take no pleasure in it.

Its kind of sad really but whats a girl to do?

I knew it !!! You are female!!!

You'll know then, that if all else fails, eat chocolate!!

:sneaky: