THE UK IS IN DEEP TROUBLE...
The population of this country is
APPROXIMATELY 60 MILLION.
32 million are retired.
That leaves 28 million to do the work..
There are 17 million in school or at Universities.
Which leaves 11 million to do the work.
Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government.
Leaving 3 million to do the work.
1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing
Osama Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan .
Which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County
Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming
Invalidity Benefit.
Leaving 512,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your arse,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Is it any wonder that we are in such a mess and that I am stressed out
through trying to cope on my own?
Heh heh!
Heh heh!
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
Heh heh!
ROFLMAO!:yh_rotfl
Well, hail Imladris, Imladris rules the waves!:D
Well, hail Imladris, Imladris rules the waves!:D
Heh heh!
Hey! Immy, nice one Mrs !!! :yh_rotfl Long time no see .................. come back more often !
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
Heh heh!
G#Gill;1309668 wrote: Hey! Immy, nice one Mrs !!! :yh_rotfl Long time no see .................. come back more often !
Life has been busy but hopefully I'll have more time for myself soon...........:rolleyes:
Life has been busy but hopefully I'll have more time for myself soon...........:rolleyes:
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
Heh heh!
Imladris;1309900 wrote: Life has been busy but hopefully I'll have more time for myself soon...........:rolleyes:
I'm sure I'm not the only one who looks forward to that ! :-6:D
I'm sure I'm not the only one who looks forward to that ! :-6:D
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
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Heh heh!
hello immy how are you :)
thanks for the chuckle :)
thanks for the chuckle :)
Heh heh!
G#Gill;1309901 wrote: I'm sure I'm not the only one who looks forward to that ! :-6:D
:-4 thanks x
farmer giles;1309964 wrote: hello immy how are you :)
thanks for the chuckle :)
I'm surviving, life has been strange the last few months, very busy and I've not been well - however I'm not bad at the moment and hoping that things will calm down a bit.
But I have good news - another grandchild on the way, I'm very excited and have put in my request for a girl this time! :wah:
:-4 thanks x
farmer giles;1309964 wrote: hello immy how are you :)
thanks for the chuckle :)
I'm surviving, life has been strange the last few months, very busy and I've not been well - however I'm not bad at the moment and hoping that things will calm down a bit.
But I have good news - another grandchild on the way, I'm very excited and have put in my request for a girl this time! :wah:
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time