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What an awesome prospect...Experts fear Britain could be facing a deadly invasion of killer piranha after a Kent angler hooked one of the Amazonian fang-fish in a Folkestone pond - thousands of miles from its natural habitat where gangs of them regularly strip the flesh from their victims in a terrifying frenzy of teeth and foaming water. That's according to the Sun, which reports that 46-year-old Derek Plum narrowly avoided having his arm taken off by a 1lb 4oz piscine death machine in the town's Radnor Park.

Killer piranha stalk Folkestone pond ? The Register

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spot;1316580 wrote: What an awesome prospect...

Experts fear Britain could be facing a deadly invasion of killer piranha after a Kent angler hooked one of the Amazonian fang-fish in a Folkestone pond - thousands of miles from its natural habitat where gangs of them regularly strip the flesh from their victims in a terrifying frenzy of teeth and foaming water. That's according to the Sun, which reports that 46-year-old Derek Plum narrowly avoided having his arm taken off by a 1lb 4oz piscine death machine in the town's Radnor Park.



Killer piranha stalk Folkestone pond ? The Register


There wasn't anything in that article that suggested someone had nearly lost their arm. I was wondering how many times the man would have had to stick his arm in the mouth of a single 1lb 4 oz fish to get it ripped off.
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YZGI;1316605 wrote: There wasn't anything in that article that suggested someone had nearly lost their arm. I was wondering how many times the man would have had to stick his arm in the mouth of a single 1lb 4 oz fish to get it ripped off.


I think taking the mickey out of Murdoch's Sun is high on The Register's agenda.
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spot;1316607 wrote: I think taking the mickey out of Murdoch's Sun is high on The Register's agenda.
We here these same things at lakes around the US all the time. Nothing ever comes of them.
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YZGI;1316609 wrote: We here these same things at lakes around the US all the time. Nothing ever comes of them.


Maybe. I'd not want to wrestle with your catfish even so.
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spot;1316619 wrote: Maybe. I'd not want to wrestle with your catfish even so.
Kansas catfish wrestling:





Even girls do it here Spot:

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I didn't think piranha could survive a winter.
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