Tobacco Smoke Enema

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:20 pm

Don't Blow Smoke Up My A-- Did you ever wonder where that expression came from?

Well here ya go.

Attached files

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:23 pm

Apparantly they resuscitated a drowning man and now he's on 20 enemas a day

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:33 pm

Makes a change from your foodee threads.

Well no it doesn't actually does it ?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:40 pm

Bruv;1316962 wrote: Makes a change from your foodee threads.

Well no it doesn't actually does it ?

Foodie threads represent 11.67 % of all my postings since 2004:-6

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:14 pm

Actually, this device was pretty good as long as you didn't inhale.:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:20 pm

As long as its an enema I dont really care what kind it is.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:17 am

Wonder if you could fart smoke rings?

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:17 am

Smoke gets in your eyes.........

They asked me how I knew

My true love was true

Oh, I of course replied

Something here inside cannot be denied

They said someday you'll find

All who love are blind

Oh, when your heart's on fire

You must realize

Smoke gets in your eyes

So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed

To think they could doubt my love

Yet today my love has flown away

I am without my love

Now laughing friends deride

Tears I can not hide

Oh, so I smile and say

When a lovely flame dies

Smoke gets in your eyes

Smoke gets in your eyes

:D

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:31 pm

I was told about ten years ago that if you blow ciggarette smoke into a mans face or put his hat on your head it showed you wanted to screw him. :wah::wah:

Or you wanted to be punched out and recieve a head of hair full of nits

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:22 pm

We be smokin'!

YouTube - Boston - Smokin' (with lyrics)

:guitarist

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:26 pm

along-for-the-ride;1317262 wrote: We be smokin'!

YouTube - Boston - Smokin' (with lyrics)

:guitarist

Good beat!!

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:40 pm

Lon;1316964 wrote: Foodie threads represent 11.67 % of all my postings since 2004:-6

You collate them ?

Don't mind me..................I'm harmless......tongue in cheek much of the time.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:14 pm

[QUOTE=Bruv;1317279]You collate them ?

Doesn't everybody?:)

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:18 pm

Lon;1316959 wrote: Don't Blow Smoke Up My A-- Did you ever wonder where that expression came from?

Well here ya go.

At least I can say I have learned something today. :wah: