The love of a perfect husband.

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Odie
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Several men are in the

locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings

and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to

talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen:



MAN: "Hello."



WOMAN: "Honey,

it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN:

"Yes."

WOMAN:

"I am at the shops now and

found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.

Is it okay if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."



WOMAN: "I also

stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I

saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN:

"$90,000"

MAN:

"Okay, but for that price I want

it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...

the house I wanted last year is back on the market.

They're asking $ 980,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer

of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we

can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal."



WOMAN: "Okay.

I'll see you later! I love you so much!"



MAN: "Bye!

I love you, too."



The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in

astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs

to?"
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Post by fuzzywuzzy »

where are these men?



very funny Odie I liked that:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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fuzzywuzzy;1317559 wrote: where are these men?



very funny Odie I liked that:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


cool eh?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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hoppy;1317565 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I knew you`d like it!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Post by G#Gill »

Very funny, Odie ! Nice one !





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:wah:
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G#Gill;1317575 wrote: Very funny, Odie ! Nice one !








thank you, thank you very much!:yh_rotfl
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