I just closed a thread because I could !!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:34 pm

I am without status and void, but POWERFUL nonetheless.

Now I'm creating another thread. Sure nobody may come here, but wottheheck - Absolute power corrupts absolutely and I wish to be a really really bad influence.

I shall now dance raucously and sing very madly until neighbouring threads all call the police ...

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:38 pm

Now I reinSTATUS'd it for the same reason.

I mean if we're gonna descend inevitably into banality, one might as well make it into an art form.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:42 pm

This thread has has 24 views - what's all that about?

You wanna look, you pay, OK?!!

All donations and peeping fees may be send to AussiePam Ink, cl- Secret Account 46272857899078, FirstBankandYacht, Monte Carlo.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:43 pm

and besides there is absolutely nothing to see here

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:31 am

38 people / bots / alien lifeforms have now visited this thread which is about nothing. It is not about anything. Isn't the internet wonderful!

Q: What is the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?

A: One shakes body parts, and the other bakes shoddy tarts!

theia · Post by **theia** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:42 am

AussiePam;1320674 wrote: 38 people / bots / alien lifeforms have now visited this thread which is about nothing. It is not about anything. Isn't the internet wonderful!

Q: What is the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?

A: One shakes body parts, and the other bakes shoddy tarts!

"Nothing" is good, Pammy. Far superior to anything

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:18 am

Bruv wandered in ..................looked about, couldn't think of a thing to say......and left.

He was not disillusioned, unhappy or anything just a tad bored.......but that's Bruv for you.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:31 am

Exactamundo Theia and Bruv. Symptomatic really. Think I'll go to bed. G'night.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:36 am

Shall this thread be closed?

I'd pen this thead a Rest In Peace

But how can something die that wasn't alive in the first place?

It's not even a zombie thread, the undead presumably once weren't, and this wasn't ever so it can't really not be ............

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:59 am

Bold Move!

Was it liberating?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:15 am

The power to close a thread...................

Well, I wish that would happen to those pesky little threads that sometimes hang off clothing, unaware of the inconsistency of the smartness of the outfit.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:02 am

chonsigirl;1320686 wrote: The power to close a thread...................

Well, I wish that would happen to those pesky little threads that sometimes hang off clothing, unaware of the inconsistency of the smartness of the outfit.

Whereas, if you were a "hoarder", or more delicately described, a "saver", as mentioned in another far off and perhaps forgotten thread, you might be inclined to save those threads in a little thread ball, hoping to find a use for them in the future.

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:36 am

This went way off topic and needs to be closed immediately! :wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:13 am

Jazzy;1320712 wrote: This went way off topic and needs to be closed immediately! :wah:

what was the topic?:yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:28 pm

Nomad;1320684 wrote: Bold Move!

Was it liberating?

In a word, NO.

I bequeath this thread to Odie.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:06 pm

I just came here because I thought I heard a roar. I did and it's AussiePam.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:58 pm

*reading of the WILL*

Her supreme statuslessness, world reknowned and beloved by many, doth make her WILL be known.

*blowing of fanfare, by that nameless object*

All hail and hell-like the fury you all have known, and don't want to know again-henceforth and etc.

Oh, carry on now.