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Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:47 am

Your fans really think it's time,

You guard your secret like a warden.

When do you write your best rhyme?

Not just my mouse, but my coffee cup, too!

Fyrenza · Post by **Fyrenza** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:52 am

Where did the police get the fingerprint evidence that convicted you?

Oh, dear!

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:11 am

Fyrenza;1321069 wrote: Where did the police get the fingerprint evidence that convicted you?

Oh, dear!

What follows "N" sweetie?

missing

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:14 am

theia;1321078 wrote: What follows "N" sweetie?

missing

How do you properly address Bob and Carol Ing's unmarried daughter?

One big bundle of joy.

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:06 pm

Zapata;1321097 wrote: How do you properly address Bob and Carol Ing's unmarried daughter?

One big bundle of joy.

Whats twice as good as half a big bundle of joy?

I think it was a choir

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:41 pm

theia;1321143 wrote: Whats twice as good as half a big bundle of joy?

I think it was a choir

Who were you singing to?

chewed it up

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:36 pm

Augh!:yh_cry Too easy. I'll give my first idea a pass. :sneaky:

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What happened to my pencil I loaned you?

SSShshhhhhhhhhhhtakakakaka!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:09 am

Accountable;1321161 wrote: Augh!:yh_cry Too easy. I'll give my first idea a pass. :sneaky:

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What happened to my pencil I loaned you?

SSShshhhhhhhhhhhtakakakaka!
Okay fine! ............... you cowards.

That was a bad fall! What was it like?

A: Outside the mortuary.

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:39 am

Accountable;1321549 wrote: Okay fine! ............... you cowards.

That was a bad fall! What was it like?

A: Outside the mortuary.

It wasnt through lack of trying, my dear Acc...

So, where do you like to spend your leisure time?

insignificant, really

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:13 am

How was it for you?

Wheels!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:54 am

Accountable;1321646 wrote: How was it for you?

Wheels!

Name the invention Spot is known for.

Rumble strip.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:57 am

What's the name of that new nightclub you were telling me about?

On a mountaintop in Tibet.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:57 am

Wow, that's deep. Where'd you learn about that?

Mismatched socks.

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:18 am

How does one know when a mans' wife hasn't dressed him?

flambÃ©

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:00 am

Flambe

What is the past tense of flim-flam? Flim- . . .

gorgonzola

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:01 am

Zapata;1321822 wrote: What is the past tense of flim-flam? Flim- . . .

gorgonzola

What is Godzilla's daughters name.

Lightning strike.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:39 am

What was it like when you first made love?

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:09 am

Accountable;1321932 wrote: What was it like when you first made love?

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.

What is your favourite colour?

minstrels

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:24 am

theia;1321951 wrote: What is your favourite colour?

minstrels

What are baby kestrels called?

queasy

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:25 pm

You've been seen hanging out with Elmer Fudd. What kind of party animal is he?

The last time I mowed the lawn.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:43 pm

Accountable;1322013 wrote: You've been seen hanging out with Elmer Fudd. What kind of party animal is he?

The last time I mowed the lawn.

When did they find that neighbor kid that was missing?

Me and Julio

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:07 am

Zapata;1322068 wrote: When did they find that neighbor kid that was missing?

Me and Julio

Who was it down by the schoolyard?

I don't know

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:14 am

You're so wise! Is there anything you don't know?

Shoe strings. Well, that and ........ next question please. :yh_blush

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:41 am

Accountable;1322091 wrote: You're so wise! Is there anything you don't know?

Shoe strings. Well, that and ........ next question please. :yh_blush

What made you fall on your ass..

Low ball.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:47 am

What was your nickname in high school?

The lawn. I meant the lawn.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:15 am

Accountable;1322125 wrote: What was your nickname in high school?

The lawn. I meant the lawn.

Eh? I'm a little hard of hearing. Which fawn is green?

Tiddley winks.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:28 am

Zapata;1322136 wrote: Eh? I'm a little hard of hearing. Which fawn is green?

Tiddley winks.

How do you know when a woman wants to sleep with you?

Box of rocks.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:50 am

YZGI;1322143 wrote: How do you know when a woman wants to sleep with you?

rotfl :yh_rotfl

Box of rocks.

Among other things what have you been described as being smarter/dumber than?

Mexican Hat Dance

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:38 pm

Show us a magic trick!

Fannie Mae

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:31 pm

Accountable;1322167 wrote: Show us a magic trick!

Fannie Mae

Tiddly winks?

anti virus..

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:40 pm

YZGI;1322177 wrote: Tiddly winks?

anti virus..

What did your aunt Frieda do when you stole money from the till?

farfalle

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:42 pm

Zapata;1322180 wrote: What did your aunt Frieda do when you stole money from the till?

farfalle

Do you always talk with your mouth full?

With a big drum set and a fishing pole.

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:46 am

Accountable;1322204 wrote: Do you always talk with your mouth full?

With a big drum set and a fishing pole.

How do you make friends?

synchronised swimming

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:04 am

theia;1322252 wrote: How do you make friends?

synchronised swimming

What is a sure fire cure for insomnia?

Orange cone?

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:15 am

YZGI;1322257 wrote: What is a sure fire cure for insomnia?

Orange cone?What do you like to find under the sprinkles and nuts?

gray matter

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:36 pm

flopstock;1322259 wrote: What do you like to find under the sprinkles and nuts?

gray matter

What's the name of a computer game that sounds like it's for brainiacs?

shooting stars

nok · Post by **nok** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:23 am

Zapata;1323279 wrote: What's the name of a computer game that sounds like it's for brainiacs?

shooting stars

How do you make your wishes come true for sure ?

candied apples

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:17 am

You advertise dental work that's fun. How can pulling teeth be fun?? :-2

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Maxin' & Relaxin'.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:44 am

Accountable;1323373 wrote: You advertise dental work that's fun. How can pulling teeth be fun?? :-2

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Maxin' & Relaxin'.

Where did Max go?

No doubt about it.

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:58 am

YZGI;1323375 wrote: Where did Max go?

No doubt about it.

Do you trust it implicitly?

mind games

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:09 am

theia;1323385 wrote: Do you trust it implicitly?

mind games

What is a famous song written and sung by John Lennon?

Happy as a pig in mud.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:22 pm

How's that muddy pig of yours?

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Sliding into home!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:35 pm

What's your favorite part about winter baseball?

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I think there's an echo in here.

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:22 am

Accountable;1331505 wrote: What's your favorite part about winter baseball?

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I think there's an echo in here.

Narcissus here...I'm looking for my lost love...anyone seen her?

Facebook, of course

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:10 pm

theia;1331530 wrote: Facebook, of course

Where do you get your makeup tips?

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They usually don't bother me unless there's music.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:20 pm

Accountable;1331701 wrote: Where do you get your makeup tips?

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They usually don't bother me unless there's music.

Hey, Mr. Zoo Keeper, What's with all the monkeys standing over there?

The Creeping Terror.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:57 pm

ZAP;1331703 wrote: Hey, Mr. Zoo Keeper, What's with all the monkeys standing over there?

The Creeping Terror.

Does your significant other have a pet name for you?

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I never ask what it is until after I've tasted it.

theia · Post by **theia** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:05 pm

Accountable;1331838 wrote: Does your significant other have a pet name for you?

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I never ask what it is until after I've tasted it.

Aren't you going to ask me what this green hairy coating covering the cheese is?

Whenever it's raining.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:03 pm

theia;1331840 wrote: Aren't you going to ask me what this green hairy coating covering the cheese is?

Whenever it's raining.

Do you ever think about roof repair?

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Sometimes, but only if it's blue.

theia · Post by **theia** » Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:40 pm

Accountable;1331868 wrote: Do you ever think about roof repair?

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Sometimes, but only if it's blue.

Do you ever use hair dye?

a bottle of water, i would guess