spot;1331549 wrote: If that field's meant to be protected you might take a look behind the Longbarrow, someone appears to have recently dug into it, there's fresh turf laid to cover what might be fresh interments. With any luck there won't be any inquisitive archaeologists this year or they'll be carbon-dating the bodies. Perhaps we can lay some hardcore alongside the lane instead, the midden's outdated and I'm sure the regulations say we ought to provide proper washrooms indoors.
Speaking of regulations, did anyone ever apply for an alcohol licence? The wine list's three pages longer than the À la carte but I can't find anything from the council saying we can serve it.
BOGOF's a good idea for the lunchtime trade but we'd want a cut-off time before the high spenders arrive for the evening.
When, out of interest, did anyone last see the chef?
That's where the sacrificial goats are, do you not listen to a word I say, I told you that in private as they were Thiea's pets. She thinks they ran away! She used to milk them twice a day and make ice cream with the milk but the punters didn't like the taste. Theia wouldn't allow us to have bought in ice cream to please the punters so I saw to it that the goats were dealt with by the local piskies, they managed it all really well considering
The alcohol license is there, under your coffee cup, you've been using it as a coaster, maybe you should put your glasses on, last time I saw them they were perched on top the quoit.
High spenders :yh_rotfl you mean the locals that can nurse one shandy for three hours and on their birthday they treat themselves to a pack of pork scratchings too :rolleyes: You're living in cloud cuckoo land mate :wah:
