I was at my bank today and there was a short queue.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and it was obvious she was a little irritated...
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.
Today I onwy get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations"...
The Asian lady angrily responded saying, "Fluc you white people too"