Men are like.......Rated PG

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:30 am

1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like ....Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like .Department Stores ..Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like .....Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .......Mascara .......... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like .Parking Spots..... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

theia · Post by **theia** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:14 am

Those are absolutely brilliant, BTS. :wah:

And true?

Porpoise · Post by **Porpoise** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:08 pm

Those are all quite accurate!:wah:

PurpleChicken · Post by **PurpleChicken** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:07 am

fan-bloody-tab-ulous!

chervil · Post by **chervil** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:43 am

Saw this on jack dee last night

Men are like a pack of cards,

You need a heart to love them,

A diamond to marry them,

A club to beat them with,

And a spade to bury them.