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My usual counseling fee is $175 USD per hour and I have decided to make my counseling services available to all FG members free of charge,however, I specialize only in certain areas.

How to improve your relationship with the garbage collector and mailman.

Erotic Nocturnal dreams-----------and what do they mean.

What do my goldfish and other pets really think about me?

What will my neighbors think if I get a tattoo?

Should I refinance my 1958 VW?

Should I join a fitness club or just have an affair instead?

Should I get fit before having an affair?

How much time should I give my kids for TIMEOUT?

Is reading FG posts injurious to my health?

Other counseling requests will be considered on an individual basis. :thinking:
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No .. Lol :)

should i refinance my 1958 vw?
ALOHA!!

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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I'm going to have a try, since one of the questions overlaps with an immediate concern.What will my neighbors think if I get a tattoo?Be broad in your interpretation of "neighbors", Lon.
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How much time should I give my kids for TIMEOUT?




Well, I gave my daughter's boyfriend 3 months, but did invite him over for Easter dinner yesterday. I thought 3 months was enough.
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spot;1358108 wrote: I'm going to have a try, since one of the questions overlaps with an immediate concern.What will my neighbors think if I get a tattoo?Be broad in your interpretation of "neighbors", Lon.


I was really thinking of neighbors that live in close proximity like in the same building, next door or across the street.
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Work on the basis that I spread myself around a bit wider than that.
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spot;1358131 wrote: Work on the basis that I spread myself around a bit wider than that.


OK------------let's include as neighbors your co-workers, mates & countrymen/countrywomen.
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Lon;1358133 wrote: OK------------let's include as neighbors your co-workers, mates & countrymen/countrywomen.


And their reaction to my putative tattoo will be...
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
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spot;1358135 wrote: And their reaction to my putative tattoo will be...


or could be----------

Putative was just added to my vocabulary
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Ah........:o





Erotic dreams and what they mean.



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