The Irish Have A Low Stress Rate

[Lon]

The Irish have the lowest stress rate in the world. This could be due to > their interpretation of medical terms.

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> Medical Term Irish Definition

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>>> Artery - The study of paintings

>>> Bacteria - Rear entrance to a cafeteria

>>> Barium - What doctors do when patients die

>>> Benign - What you be, after you be eight

>>> Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome

>>> Cat scan - Searching for a lost Kitty

>>> Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

>>> Colic - A sheep dog

>>> Coma - A punctuation mark

>>> Dilate - To live long

>>> Enema -Not a friend

>>> Fester - Quicker than someone else

>>> Fibula - A small lie

>>> Impotent - Distinguished - well known

>>> Labour Pain - Getting slightly hurt at work

>>> Medical Staff - A Doctor's walking cane

>>> Morbid - A higher offer

>>> Nitrates - Rates of pay for working the late shift, normally more money

>>> than working days

>>> Node - I knew it!

>>> Outpatient - A person who has fainted

>>> Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis

>>> Post Operative - A letter carrier

>>> Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery repairs

>>> Rectum - Nearly killed him

>>> Secretion - Hiding something

>>> Seizure - Roman Emperor

>>> Tablet - A small table

>>> Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport Tumour -One plus one more

>>> Urine - Opposite of you're out

:wah:

[Oscar Namechange]

I'm phoning Galbally right now Mr.

[along-for-the-ride]

This sounds like one of those "You could be such-and-such if you think such-and such is such-and such".

[Kathy Ellen]

Very funny Lon:D