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I'm not sure I ever saw an instance until just now when one arrived in my email.

It's so worthy that I'd like to distribute it further. It's so worthy it's surreal.

Unsolicited, this. Definite spam but even so.Wooden sticks for ice cream, medical sticks and sticks for coffee.. (Birch, alder) Origin- Ukraine

94x10x2, 114x10x2, 150x16x2

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I wonder what they charge for the stick up your ass.



hahahahaha, I'm so funny!
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Being couth was never high on your list of attainments.
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It was never on my list at all, silly boy.
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But just look at it. The spam, that is.

This is a chap dragging hand-felled trunks of Alder and Birch home of an evening from the primordial Ukrainian forest and using his 1960s Soviet-era log plane to slice boxfuls of tongue depressors, lolly handles and coffee stirrers to put food on the table and educate his offspring. And does he sit back having put an advert in Komsomol Weekly or Pravda? Not at all, comrade.

Even though he's fully aware that at most one in ten thousand of the Capitalist Oppressors will perk up at the sight, he spams every influential email list he can get his hands on. The email address he used to get to me, for instance, was from a stolen copy of the Attorney General of Florida's supporters' mailing list.

Yes, I am on it. Don't ask. It's a leftover from when Charlie Crist held the post. Charlie Crist interested me, I quite like some aspects of his public service.

But I mean. Is that dedicated survival in the face of impossible odds or what? Passing it on in this thread is the least I could do.
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The least you could do is ask me what my .sig's about.
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I didn't want to bother an important person that belongs on influential email lists.
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Oh go on, there must be at least five hundred of us on that list.

We done good though, huh? Governor, from AG?

Building up his tan, that was my idea.

The aim back then was the White House in '16 by way of the Senate but refusing the DNA test left him dead in the water.
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When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
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