Have you ever done anything that left you so embarrassed that you really did want the ground to open up and swallow you?
Well, today, I surpassed myself and left my poor husband mumbling apologies for my behaviour.
Late this afternoon, my husband said he was going to phone one of his best fishing buddie's, Martin.
Martin and I have a love hate relationship and often exchange some quite Insulting banter between us although no offence Is ever taken.
My husband said he was going to phone Martin now and I went to the bathroom.
Coming back Into the lounge, I see my husband on the phone and assume he has rung Martin.
I walked over and said loudly down the phone.... ' Watcha scrotum features'.
Unknown to me, while I was In the bathroom, the phone had rung before he had chance to dial Martin's number and he was on the phone to the head of the planning department of South Glou council.
Humiliation..
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oscar;1372459 wrote: Have you ever done anything that left you so embarrassed that you really did want the ground to open up and swallow you?
Well, today, I surpassed myself and left my poor husband mumbling apologies for my behaviour.
Late this afternoon, my husband said he was going to phone one of his best fishing buddie's, Martin.
Martin and I have a love hate relationship and often exchange some quite Insulting banter between us although no offence Is ever taken.
My husband said he was going to phone Martin now and I went to the bathroom.
Coming back Into the lounge, I see my husband on the phone and assume he has rung Martin.
I walked over and said loudly down the phone.... ' Watcha scrotum features'.
Unknown to me, while I was In the bathroom, the phone had rung before he had chance to dial Martin's number and he was on the phone to the head of the planning department of South Glou council.
Whilst entertaining guests one day (OK, I ran open house and friends had dropped in for a drink) the 'phone rang. The girl nearest the 'phone picked it up and, in her poshest voice said "Madame De Bovary's Brothel, may I be of assistance" - luckily it was not my parents calling, otherwise I'd have had a *lot* of explaining to do :wah:
Well, today, I surpassed myself and left my poor husband mumbling apologies for my behaviour.
Late this afternoon, my husband said he was going to phone one of his best fishing buddie's, Martin.
Martin and I have a love hate relationship and often exchange some quite Insulting banter between us although no offence Is ever taken.
My husband said he was going to phone Martin now and I went to the bathroom.
Coming back Into the lounge, I see my husband on the phone and assume he has rung Martin.
I walked over and said loudly down the phone.... ' Watcha scrotum features'.
Unknown to me, while I was In the bathroom, the phone had rung before he had chance to dial Martin's number and he was on the phone to the head of the planning department of South Glou council.
Whilst entertaining guests one day (OK, I ran open house and friends had dropped in for a drink) the 'phone rang. The girl nearest the 'phone picked it up and, in her poshest voice said "Madame De Bovary's Brothel, may I be of assistance" - luckily it was not my parents calling, otherwise I'd have had a *lot* of explaining to do :wah: