Australian Tourist Complaints.

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:51 am

Hey Fuzzy ... You gotta treat ya bloody guests a lot better mate!! :yh_rotfl

”No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.”

”My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked

“The beach was too sandy.”

A guest at a Novotel in complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.

”The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying there?”

”I was bitten by a mosquito, no-one said they could bite.”

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:22 am

"I remember working for a certain cruise Company, that still does cruises on Sydney Harbour,being asked when did they make Sydney Harbour. My smart ass mate answered "Oh, about 400 hundred years ago, it was just an open cut coal mine that has filled in with water". To which the American gentleman said "Really, how about that. Looks great".

Read more: Funniest holiday complaints revealed | News.com.au

and wendy said something about crocodiles . And when I told them at the pub, they all said in unison ...No, tell her the sharks ate them. (Crocs are up north) lol lol