What I don't want for Christmas....

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:08 pm

YAH BOO HUMBUG

I don't want:

Any pants that come over hip level

Novelty slippers

Items that you think are quirky and fun such as The Bertie Big Mouth you got one year that scared the crap out of my cat.

Some crap C.D that you've seen plugged on TV but no-one has actually ever heard of and will be In the bargain basement of shops by Boxing Day.

A C.D. from some obscure one hit wonder 80's band just because I happened to sing along with the one hit one day to the radio.

Multi packs of chocolate filled with some bizzare filling that looks and tastes like monkey serum and only appears once a year In the shops.

Singing Santa's because you think they are fun but actually make me want to kill you after the 6th time I've heard It.

Poinsetta plants who's leaves drop off the moment they hit warm air.

Multi packs of toiletries that I have absolutely no use for but they happen to be endorsed by some brain dead Z list celebrity who everyone will have forgotten about a year from now.

Any knitwear that you think will keep me warm only for me to wear for one day just to please you and then have to lie to you, telling you It doesn't fit any more.

Any board game that you think will be fun to play when the family come up but actually makes us all lose the will to live and let you win just to please you.

Any Item for the kitchen remotely associated with Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsey.

Any DIY Item that you think will come In handy one day.

Any Item associated with cleaning that you think will make my life easier.

Any store vouchers just because you couldn't be arssed to queue up at the checkouts.

Yah Boo humbug

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:31 pm

I like store gift cards, especially amazon. You can send them to someone's email address even! Let me know if you want mine.

Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:45 pm

i don't want another toy car

i have enough!

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:27 am

Funnily enough, that was what I wasn't going to give you.

Post by **Chloe_88** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:13 pm

I'm okay with gift cards because that means i can choose my own gift :wah: for instance it's my birthday tomorrow, and i had the in-laws over for cake and stuff today.. I told them they didn't have to get me anything but if they insisted a gift card or something would be fine or a new pair of slippers would be fine.

So I got a couple of gift cards and a new pair of slippers (+ shower stuff and smelly items). At least I'll use that. So i'm happy.

I hate it when I get ugly things/ornaments for the mantelpiece that you hide all year and then when family comes over you have to dig out of the cupboard!

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:29 pm

I personally enjoy receiving any gift that someone has put some thought into.......for me.

Post by **Chloe_88** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:06 pm

along-for-the-ride;1376312 wrote: I personally enjoy receiving any gift that someone has put some thought into.......for me.

thats true.. not like hubby today: I was going to get you some roses but they did cost a bit and then i forgot anyway so i didnt get you anything... how romantic :-2

anyway for christmas i wont do pressies.. I'm going for the BIGGEST christmas tree i can find and that fits in my livingroom! (well um, last years didnt fit, had to re-arrange the sofa's :wah:)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:36 pm

Chloe_88;1376322 wrote: thats true.. not like hubby today: I was going to get you some roses but they did cost a bit and then i forgot anyway so i didnt get you anything... how romantic :-2

anyway for christmas i wont do pressies.. I'm going for the BIGGEST christmas tree i can find and that fits in my livingroom! (well um, last years didnt fit, had to re-arrange the sofa's :wah:)

I like a big one

Christmas Tree

Post by **Chloe_88** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:46 am

What i don't want for christmas either is: tangled x-mas lights.. so i'm off to untangle them so i don't have to fight with them whilst putting up the biggest tree ever in december :wah:

Post by **Chloe_88** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:03 pm

Chloe_88;1376322 wrote: thats true.. not like hubby today: I was going to get you some roses but they did cost a bit and then i forgot anyway so i didnt get you anything... how romantic :-2

FYI

I did get my flowers today.. 2 bunches even