20 illegal immigrants try to sneak in to uk in a flour lorry the AA grumpy column

the grumps · Post by **the grumps** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:24 pm

hello again

yes its the grumps burning the midnight oil again here at grumpy towers

i wasnt going to post tonight as im a bit tired but this one really made your grumps chuckle.

TWENTY illegal immigrants yesterday tried to sneak into Britain — hidden in a lorry full of FLOUR.

The men, thought to be mostly Afghans, were caught at Calais port

Trucker Dave Martin, 57, saw the arrest He said: "I'm amazed they didn't drown."

Three other men cheated death in the French port this week after being caught in a lorry carrying toxic pulverised glass.

20 illegal immigrants hide in flour lorry | The Sun |News

AAG

HA almost but not quite thanks to the vigilance of the french authorites

they didnt stand a GHOST of a chance although the SPIRIT must have moved them to get into the tanker in the first place.

maybe they where heading to scotland to join the MC DOUGALS

at least if they had got somewhere to live they could have had some HOMEPRIDE but im afraid the score for this effort would be a big fat BERO

sorry i mean zero.

it says HAMM on the side of the tanker maybe they thought they could TROTTER through with out being seen although it was a bit of a RASH effort it was a good job the authorities where there to save their BACON but they were silly SWINES for trying.

(ok flour thats enough for tonight now PORK OFF!!! and stop making a PIG of yourself grumpy before you get the CHOP. ED)

night night all :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_worshp:yh_worshp:yh_clap

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:25 pm

That's sheer desperation.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:44 pm

Whoops... there goes another rib I cracked laughing.............. Errrrrrrr NOT

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:35 am

SnoozeAgain;1376509 wrote: That's sheer desperation.

Are you talking about the Afghans or Grumpy's attempts at ingratiating himself with humour ?