Stephen Hawking Understands Everything but Women

tabby · Post by **tabby** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:33 am

Stephen Hawking Understands Everything but Women | Geekosystem

What's not to understand? :yh_angel

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:54 am

I must be as clever as him then.

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:14 am

Ah ...naughty Tabby! A question asked with tongue firmly in cheek!

A woman will give you hell for not reminding her about her hair appointment and blame you cos she's gonna be ten minutes late. Then the next time when you actually do remind her she'll say: "I know I have a hair appointment at ten. Are you trying to get rid of me? :-2:-2:-2

Sigh ...

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:02 am

In the UK when a woman Is complimented on how nice she looks, the reply Is... ' Are you taking the piss ?'

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:02 pm

oscar;1380613 wrote: In the UK when a woman Is complimented on how nice she looks, the reply Is... ' Are you taking the piss ?'

Or worse - accuses you of being sexist!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:04 pm

Bryn Mawr;1380625 wrote: Or worse - accuses you of being sexist! Yes.... and.... If you tell her ... ' You look nice today'.... she'll reply... ' What do you mean TODAY ???? '

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:03 pm

I've said something like that... "unlike yesterday?"

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:06 pm

SnoozeAgain;1380630 wrote: I've said something like that... "unlike yesterday?" I like saying to my girlfriends.... ' Have you been to the Hairdressers ?'...... If they say, Yes, I say... 'Shut was It?