Apparently the forum is dead

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:02 am

A day goes by when a singular member doesn't flood the front page with his twaddle and it means sudden death.

Death ain't lookin' so bad.

Death? Really?

One member who can't keep his sad ass outta here pulls a hissy fit and it means the whole forum he can't stay away from dies?

Oh, say can you see by the pawns' fearless plight

What so proudly they hailed as their twilights last gleaming

Whose broad gripes and Mars bars fought a perilous fight

O'er the rambunctious farts of the gallantly dreaming.

If FG died every time someone said it was going to... we'd have achieved Buddhahood by now.

JJ, kiss my grits.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:11 am

oh, yeah; and don't send your hussies in here. You got something to say, say it yourself.

Well I'm upper upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom

The event is never small

The social pages say I've got

The biggest balls of all

~ACDC

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:18 am

oh, damn, I'm all alone in my time zone. Got a few minutes too much on my hands.

I've got two close friends right now who are trying to get rid of social disasters like you. They're just too afraid to be alone. So don't think I can't give you the hell you deserve. I'm ripe for the reaping and you're a lousy ear of corn looking to poison someone's colon.

I've got three days off now so... hey, JJ. You. Me. Drag.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:53 am

I don't eat corn, fortunately. I do occasionally eat cornbread, but since it's ground, I don't get the poisoned colon thing. Magnesium citrate helps.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:50 am

And THAT is the definition of "Umbrage" isn't it ?

Calm down girl...............said in a caring way, it's just not worth that amount of energy.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:11 am

Should we send flowers?

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:35 am

Who said the Forum is dead?

It looks alive and kicking to me.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:39 am

Well if it's dead I'm either in heaven or hell....I'll let you be the judge.

Scrat · Post by **Scrat** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:46 am

What did I miss? Anyway some people take things way to personally.

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:13 am

Wow far out.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:21 am

Don't prematurely kill this forum! I just joined! I'll get a complex or something. Actually, I can't be a true participant right now as I am having surgical work on my eyes, & it is too hard to see, so I come only for a glance and occasional comment. Koan, I look forward to many a discussion with you & others. Everybody stay where you are!

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:00 pm

So, it's all Anne's fault.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:35 pm

What if it is? O, how may I free myself from this wretched curse!

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:37 pm

AnneBoleyn;1384372 wrote: What if it is? O, how may I free myself from this wretched curse!

Gotta kiss a frog.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:50 pm

Gotta kiss a frog.
Volunteering are we? :yh_wink :yh_battin

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:55 pm

AnneBoleyn;1384374 wrote: Volunteering are we? :yh_wink :yh_battin

Well I'm not sitting here on this rock whistling Dixie!!

Post by **LarsMac** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:57 pm

Long live the Forum.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:00 pm

Well I'm not sitting here on this rock whistling Dixie!!
Is this going too fast? Am I losing my head? Is there a pharmaceutical alternative?

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:12 pm

I hear it's more satisfying to lick a toad.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:20 pm

I hear it's more satisfying to lick a toad.

:yh_tong2

I can't! I have this strange condition!=

So hard to stay on a diet. Anything intravenous?

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:05 pm

The King is dead! Long live the King!!

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:11 pm

koan;1384386 wrote: The King is dead! Long live the King!!

No !!!! wrong thread.......oh yes see what you mean.

You couldn't make it up.

littleCJelkton · Post by **littleCJelkton** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:13 pm

AnneBoleyn;1384380 wrote: Is this going too fast? Am I losing my head? Is there a pharmaceutical alternative?

Trymenagain?

Benadick?

Headaleve?

Vagidose?

depending on you sex and sexual preference.

if the forum is dead someone probably murdered it.

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:55 pm

It's the soap opera genre. At the end of the season you find out they're still alive and was just a twin that got murdered... or perhaps it was all just one character's dream.