Our Local Virgin

[koan]

Gosh I just love people and their bullshit.

Our local "virgin" recently commented on how she wasn't going to have sex until she's married. Smelling a skunk I made a crass comment on how most people nowadays have sex and move in together to pay the rent.

Next thing I hear, a friend of mine told our local virgin that she fancied a boy. The virgin said she knew the boy and would find out how old he was. That very same night the virgin phones my friend at work saying "He's 24. He just asked me out on a date, what do you think? Is he cute? Should I go for it?"

The next morning she shows up with a **** eating grin, saying she stayed at his house that night and it was "amaaaaazing" ... but they didn't do anything.

She doesn't just need to pay the rent, she wants to make sure her rent payer is someone other people covet.

Where's that Nicki Minaj song?

[Betty Boop]

Nice friend. She's a good representation of a growing majority nowadays. A truly selfish individual, uncaring and intent on looking after number one only.