Who killed...

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:03 pm

Frank?

I reckon it could have been his Mother.

theia · Post by **theia** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:05 pm

Betty Boop;1387695 wrote: Frank?

I reckon it could have been his Mother.

I think it's that Jenny person...I wasn't fully watching last night but I'm sure it was Jenny who appeared at the end

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:10 pm

theia;1387697 wrote: I think it's that Jenny person...I wasn't fully watching last night but I'm sure it was Jenny who appeared at the end

I keep missing huge chunks. Can't keep my eyes off Jowan at the moment, he's up and on his feet at every opportunity :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:36 pm

Norris...........................

No.... seriously, the Mother

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:44 pm

I was kind of hoping you were talking about Spanky Franky.

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:45 pm

Frank? You mean Frank the Tank who sank

Without a trace beneath the dank

River that stank?

No, I do believe that was Hank

Who left the service with no rank.

Post by **spot** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:44 pm

Ideally it ought to be Gale, that'd shut her up for a while.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:08 pm

Just to say......I am glad I have not a clue what this is about

Post by **spot** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:13 pm

Bruv;1387713 wrote: Just to say......I am glad I have not a clue what this is about

You're not accustomed to soap then?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:16 pm

spot;1387714 wrote: You're not accustomed to soap then?

Nothing wrong with Imperial Leather or Palmolive

Post by **spot** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:01 pm

Bruv;1387715 wrote: Nothing wrong with Imperial Leather or Palmolive

Good lord, to what effete depth has our working class descended in so short a time. A two-pound block of Lifebuoy Carbolic used to last me a year and cost the same as twenty Capstan Full Strength[1].

[1] - which were, unfathomably, cheaper than Senior Service, Three Castles or Passing Clouds, despite lasting a great deal longer.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:15 pm

What does my soap say about me, spot?

Post by **spot** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:31 pm

SnoozeAgain;1387717 wrote: What does my soap say about me, spot?It depends on whether you also bought the Tarot Decks, Wiccan Books, Wiccan Clothing, Wiccan DVD, Wiccan Jewelry, Wiccan Spells & Kits and Wind Chimes to go along with the holistic, patient-oriented, natural, non-invasive cleansing gear. Ten out of ten for style though, either way. Apply daily and rinse, by the look of it.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:45 pm

I didn't actually buy it from that shop, I just stole their photo. I went the cheap route and got it off ebay.

Post by **spot** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:16 pm

I reckon you deserve wind chimes. Maybe the ones with feathers and the dangly bits of small obscure mammals.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:18 pm

spot;1387716 wrote: Good lord, to what effete depth has our working class descended in so short a time. A two-pound block of Lifebuoy Carbolic used to last me a year and cost the same as twenty Capstan Full Strength[1].

[1] - which were, unfathomably, cheaper than Senior Service, Three Castles or Passing Clouds, despite lasting a great deal longer.

I wondered what that pervasive odour was.............now I know.

Post by **spot** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:24 pm

Bruv;1387721 wrote: I wondered what that pervasive odour was.............now I know.

Let's not discuss my footwear please. I'm convinced I can get another year's wear out of them.

(Four years, three months and fourteen days, according to the receipt, before you ask).

(My hobnails, by contrast, have 1953 stamped inside them, having been built to take a lifetime's polish and punishment).

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:53 pm

spot;1387720 wrote: I reckon you deserve wind chimes. Maybe the ones with feathers and the dangly bits of small obscure mammals.

Are you offering up your dangly bits?

Post by **spot** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:19 am

SnoozeAgain;1387723 wrote: Are you offering up your dangly bits?

I am not, as you well know, obscure.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:45 am

What are you guys talking about? Can I join the fray on who killed Frank?

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:03 am

rajakrsna;1387733 wrote: What are you guys talking about? Can I join the fray on who killed Frank?

You can ... but first you gotta promise to take off your wedding hat!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:04 am

rajakrsna;1387733 wrote: What are you guys talking about? Can I join the fray on who killed Frank?

Thank you for returning the thread back to topic Raj.

It's like this:

Frank was going to marry Carla.

Carla breaks off relationship with Frank the night before the wedding.

Carla secretly lusts after Peter Barlow and Peter Barlow secretly lusts after Carla.

Frank exposes his umbrage at being dumped and rapes Carla.

Carla sold half her knicker factory to Frank prior to the rape.

Frank brings In his Mother to help run things.

Frank Is arrested and charged with Carla's rape but found not guilty by trial.

Carla and Peter Barlow get Jiggy Jiggy.

Meanwhile, Audrey gets Jiggy Jiggy with Lewis much to Gail's disgust.

Frank gloats to Carla that he raped her and got away with It.

Frank gets Jiggy Jiggy with Sally but only to give him credit In court.

Once found not guilty, Frank dumps Sally and tells his Mother to get lost.

Frank offers to buy out Carla's half of the factory and she says no.

Franks gets Jiggy Jiggy with Jenny who tricks Carla Into selling her half to Frank.

Carla falls for It and signs contract.

Carla's ex sister In law, Kin whatsherface, blags her way Into the office and steals the contract Carla signed.

Peter Barlow gets bladdered and says he's going to kill Frank.

Frank Is found dead with blow to the head the next morning.

Jason finds whiskey bottle In a skip with Franks blood and Carla's dabs on It.

Police arrest Carla.

Peter Barlow goes to Police and says It was him wot killed Frank.

Leanne finds alibi for Peter on doorstep of the bookie's and Peter Is cleared.

Watch belonging to Frank has gone missing.

Jenny has not been seen since.

Rita Is getting Jiggy Jiggy with Elsie Tanner's son.

( And no-one's seen Blanche's dog Eccles since )

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:24 am

Is Mavis still selling barm cakes int shop ont corner ?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:30 am

Bruv;1387739 wrote: Is Mavis still selling barm cakes int shop ont corner ?

Nay lad.

The corner shop Is now run by Norris Cole and Scarey Mary from the Dairy.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:35 am

Bruv;1387739 wrote: Is Mavis still selling barm cakes int shop ont corner ?

Anyway, everyone knows they don't sell barm cakes In the Kabin ( the corner shop ). The Kabin sells newspapers and toffee's. It Roy's Rolls cafe that sells the barm cakes on the other side of the road next door to the Butchers that Is now empty after the owner Ashley died In the tram crash.....

Do try to keep up Bruv...

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:17 am

I used to love Gail before she became a glamorous soap diva with her coiffured hair and stuff

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:22 am

Bruv;1387743 wrote: I used to love Gail before she became a glamorous soap diva with her coiffured hair and stuff

:wah: i'll pray for you.

Who is this Eccles the dog Julie speaks of, never heard of it!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:26 am

theia;1387697 wrote: I think it's that Jenny person...I wasn't fully watching last night but I'm sure it was Jenny who appeared at the end

I just caught the tail end of it again today and I missed Jenny, I saw Carla's ex sister in law - went on a cruise ship with the irish guy but came back again, can't for the life of me remember her name - coming out the factory with some weird red knitted beret on as a disguise, maybe she hopes they'll all mistake her for Emily :-2

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:31 am

Betty Boop;1387744 wrote: :wah: i'll pray for you.

Who is this Eccles the dog Julie speaks of, never heard of it!

Do try to keep up Betty.

First part of the video.... Eccles the dog.

Harry Hill's TV Burp - Coronation Street - 4/4/09 - YouTube

Eccles was Dreary's mothers dog Blanche ) When Blanche died, she left Eccles to Ken In her will,

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:35 am

Betty Boop;1387745 wrote: I just caught the tail end of it again today and I missed Jenny, I saw Carla's ex sister in law - went on a cruise ship with the irish guy but came back again, can't for the life of me remember her name - coming out the factory with some weird red knitted beret on as a disguise, maybe she hopes they'll all mistake her for Emily :-2

Oh right, I thought it was Jenny. You know, the one who deceived Carla by telling her that she would give the factory lots of business if she sold out to Frank but who was actually in cahoots with Frank.

So did the ex sister in law do it then?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:37 am

oscar;1387746 wrote: Do try to keep up Betty.

First part of the video.... Eccles the dog.

Harry Hill's TV Burp - Coronation Street - 4/4/09 - YouTube

Eccles was Dreary's mothers dog Blanche ) When Blanche died, she left Eccles to Ken In her will,

Oh, of course lol I remember now

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:38 am

theia;1387747 wrote: Oh right, I thought it was Jenny. You know, the one who deceived Carla by telling her that she would give the factory lots of business if she sold out to Frank but who was actually in cahoots with Frank.

So did the ex sister in law do it then?

No, the ex in law stole the contract back, no idea what that twist is all about. I still say it's Mother.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:44 am

oscar;1387737 wrote: Thank you for returning the thread back to topic Raj.

It's like this:

Frank was going to marry Carla.

Carla breaks off relationship with Frank the night before the wedding.

Carla secretly lusts after Peter Barlow and Peter Barlow secretly lusts after Carla.

Frank exposes his umbrage at being dumped and rapes Carla.

Carla sold half her knicker factory to Frank prior to the rape.

Frank brings In his Mother to help run things.

Frank Is arrested and charged with Carla's rape but found not guilty by trial.

Carla and Peter Barlow get Jiggy Jiggy.

Meanwhile, Audrey gets Jiggy Jiggy with Lewis much to Gail's disgust.

Frank gloats to Carla that he raped her and got away with It.

Frank gets Jiggy Jiggy with Sally but only to give him credit In court.

Once found not guilty, Frank dumps Sally and tells his Mother to get lost.

Frank offers to buy out Carla's half of the factory and she says no.

Franks gets Jiggy Jiggy with Jenny who tricks Carla Into selling her half to Frank.

Carla falls for It and signs contract.

Carla's ex sister In law, Kin whatsherface, blags her way Into the office and steals the contract Carla signed.

Peter Barlow gets bladdered and says he's going to kill Frank.

Frank Is found dead with blow to the head the next morning.

Jason finds whiskey bottle In a skip with Franks blood and Carla's dabs on It.

Police arrest Carla.

Peter Barlow goes to Police and says It was him wot killed Frank.

Leanne finds alibi for Peter on doorstep of the bookie's and Peter Is cleared.

Watch belonging to Frank has gone missing.

Jenny has not been seen since.

Rita Is getting Jiggy Jiggy with Elsie Tanner's son.

( And no-one's seen Blanche's dog Eccles since )

Whose got the motive to really to kill Frank? Carla has no desire to kill Frank even if Frank raped her. Peter maybe but he was cleared by the police after Leanne found an alibi for Peter. But why on earth Carla`s ex-sister, Kin would steal the contract Carla signed? & Jason. Did he get Jiggy Jiggy with Kin? Why was Frank`s watch missing? Was it given by someone who got Jiggy Jiggy with Frank? That if ever the watch was found, it`d point to the killer? Was it Frank`s mother who gave the watch to him before she was dumped by Frank? If it`s not Frank`s mother who gave the watch to him then who bought it ? If robbery was the motive why the watch was missing then I suspect it was Jason who killed Frank simply because he found the murder weapon that killed Frank. But why did Jason hand the bottle with Frank`s blood to Carla? So, Jason could frame Carla on the murder case? I think it`s Sally who killed Frank. You can not just dump a person after being used to testify in court so the Judge would dismiss the rape case. Frank must have blackmailed or offered Sally something she could not refuse to tell a lie before the court. Did Sally get Jiggy Jiggy with Jason? If that`s the case then it was Jason who killed Frank. If not, then I think It`s Frank`s mother who did it but why?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:09 am

rajakrsna;1387771 wrote: Whose got the motive to really to kill Frank? Carla has no desire to kill Frank even if Frank raped her. Peter maybe but he was cleared by the police after Leanne found an alibi for Peter. But why on earth Carla`s ex-sister, Kin would steal the contract Carla signed? & Jason. Did he get Jiggy Jiggy with Kin? Why was Frank`s watch missing? Was it given by someone who got Jiggy Jiggy with Frank? That if ever the watch was found, it`d point to the killer? Was it Frank`s mother who gave the watch to him before she was dumped by Frank? If it`s not Frank`s mother who gave the watch to him then who bought it ? If robbery was the motive why the watch was missing then I suspect it was Jason who killed Frank simply because he found the murder weapon that killed Frank. But why did Jason hand the bottle with Frank`s blood to Carla? So, Jason could frame Carla on the murder case? I think it`s Sally who killed Frank. You can not just dump a person after being used to testify in court so the Judge would dismiss the rape case. Frank must have blackmailed or offered Sally something she could not refuse to tell a lie before the court. Did Sally get Jiggy Jiggy with Jason? If that`s the case then it was Jason who killed Frank. If not, then I think It`s Frank`s mother who did it but why?

Jason only gave the bottle he found In the skip to police after Norris from the Kabin saw there was blood on It. Jason wouldn't kill Frank because he's too busy mourning the loss of his girlfriend Rosie ( Sally's daughter ) who went off to London to star In a reality tv show leaving Jason behind.

Sally has never got Jiggy Jiggy with Jason as Jason Is old enough to be her grand son.

Frank's watch was a present from his mother and Father who died of a heart attack just before Franks trial. The watch had sentimental value to his mother.

Kim Is actually Michelle Connor and Carla's ex sister In law. Michelle Connor Is the sister of Liam Connor who was murdered by Carla's ex husband Tony. Liam Connor Is also the father of Maria's baby, Liam. It was Michelle Connor who stole the signed contract so the knicker factory would remain as It was 50 % Carla's. She later confessed to Carla and Carla burnt the contract. Peter Barlow saw her burn the contract and assumed she had killed Frank.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:23 am

oscar;1387774 wrote: Jason only gave the bottle he found In the skip to police after Norris from the Kabin saw there was blood on It. Jason wouldn't kill Frank because he's too busy mourning the loss of his girlfriend Rosie ( Sally's daughter ) who went off to London to star In a reality tv show leaving Jason behind.

Sally has never got Jiggy Jiggy with Jason as Jason Is old enough to be her grand son.

Frank's watch was a present from his mother and Father who died of a heart attack just before Franks trial. The watch had sentimental value to his mother.

Kim Is actually Michelle Connor and Carla's ex sister In law. Michelle Connor Is the sister of Liam Connor who was murdered by Carla's ex husband Tony. Liam Connor Is also the father of Maria's baby, Liam. It was Michelle Connor who stole the signed contract so the knicker factory would remain as It was 50 % Carla's. She later confessed to Carla and Carla burnt the contract. Peter Barlow saw her burn the contract and assumed she had killed Frank.

Ah, okay. Thank you so much for sharing with me on who killed Frank. I do hope to watch this film tomorrow night if I have the time.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:40 am

rajakrsna;1387775 wrote: Ah, okay. Thank you so much for sharing with me on who killed Frank. I do hope to watch this film tomorrow night if I have the time.

Look rajakrsna.......I don't know you.......but believe me life is too short, stay away if you possibly can

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:01 pm

Bruv;1387777 wrote: Look rajakrsna.......I don't know you.......but believe me life is too short, stay away if you possibly can

Where else would you hear such lines as :

" You buried my son under a knicker factory"

Joyce Fishwick to John Stape.

Besides, Harry Hill would have nothing for his prog.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:53 pm

oscar;1387779 wrote: Where else would you hear such lines as :

" You buried my son under a knicker factory"

Joyce Fishwick to John Stape.

Besides, Harry Hill would have nothing for his prog.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:03 pm

Bruv;1387789 wrote: Don't even get me started on Eastie's..... Who's killed 'Ever' then ?

Heather Trott gets murdered this week )

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:14 pm

Nnnnooooooo!!!!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:19 pm

Bruv;1387793 wrote: Nnnnooooooo!!!! Yeass

Wanna know who kills her ????????

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:30 pm

I have my fingers in my ears........and I wont be back to this thread........................and I shant be reading any papers........in fact I might just stay in bad with the curtains dawn.