There may be trouble ahead....

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:17 am

I returned home an hour ago and my husband said this to me...

" I was so bored while you were out that I've re-arranged your wardrobe.

I've filled two sacks of clothes you never wear and put them out by the bin.

You're shoes are now In 3 sections around the bedroom.

That white tee shirt you never wear, I've cut up for cleaning cloths.

The best bit Is he thinks he's done me a massive favour...

Wandrin · Post by **Wandrin** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:27 am

When is the funeral?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:53 am

He must have been drunk. I wouldn't even consider doing something like that. Oh maybe its his pain meds. Just be happy he didn't get rid of the jewelry that you don't wear often.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:22 am

Didn't we recently do a thread on just this sort of thing? He could have avoided a world of trouble if only he had read it.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:07 am

He wasn't drunk as he doesn't drink but high on pain meds very possible.

I'm just about to serve his dinner with the cat's fork.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:09 am

oscar;1398201 wrote: He wasn't drunk as he doesn't drink but high on pain meds very possible.

I'm just about to serve his dinner with the cat's fork.

I wouldn't have made him dinner in the first place

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:41 pm

oscar;1398201 wrote: He wasn't drunk as he doesn't drink but high on pain meds very possible.

I'm just about to serve his dinner with the cat's fork.

:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:53 pm

Accountable;1398228 wrote: :wah: So this evening, now the neighbours have seen me pick up the two rubbish sacks from the communal bin area and take them back Inside my house.....

Boy he Is going to suffer.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:16 am

I call that an invitation to go shopping for some new clothes.......

Blackslax · Post by **Blackslax** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:25 am

Why not return the favor with his tools. I'm sure there are a number of his tools that need a new home due to lack of use.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:28 am

Blackslax;1398244 wrote: Why not return the favor with his tools. I'm sure there are a number of his tools that need a new home due to lack of use.

:wah::wah::wah:

Yep, me thinks It's time I visited his shed,

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:49 am

oscar;1398246 wrote: :wah::wah::wah:

Yep, me thinks It's time I visited his shed,

You will be crossing the line there young lady

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:58 am

Bruv;1398256 wrote: You will be crossing the line there young lady It's padlocked...I may have to break the window ... accidently of course !!!

Wandrin · Post by **Wandrin** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:18 pm

oscar;1398262 wrote: It's padlocked...I may have to break the window ... accidently of course !!!

Do you intend to install a padlock on your closet?

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:59 pm

Strange, it's my daughters that carry out that task - I wouldn't dare but one or other of the girls will go through the wardrobes at least once a year.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:46 am

Bryn Mawr;1398266 wrote: Strange, it's my daughters that carry out that task - I wouldn't dare but one or other of the girls will go through the wardrobes at least once a year.

I grew up with house rules. The biggest no no was to go Into your Mothers Handbag. Others were you never walked Into your parents bedroom, you always knocked. My brothers also knew that under no circumstances did they walk Into my bedroom or the bathroom without knocking. It was abut respect for the other people In the house.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:59 am

oscar;1398304 wrote: I grew up with house rules. The biggest no no was to go Into your Mothers Handbag. Others were you never walked Into your parents bedroom, you always knocked. My brothers also knew that under no circumstances did they walk Into my bedroom or the bathroom without knocking. It was abut respect for the other people In the house.

My kids wish they had adhered to that rule.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:21 am

:wah: :yh_sick :wah: