Robert Pattinson on The Daily Show

[koan]

This is brand new... as in it happened today, so there's no good link to it yet. Freakin' hilarious. They eat ice cream and bond over relationships gone bad. Pattinson is delightful.

He's also in a new film directed by David Cronenberg called Cosmopolis. I'm not mentioning it because I think it's good. I'm not sure yet. I'm mentioning it because Cronenberg is a star in Canadian cinema... and Pattinson should have a better reputation than the guy that twat from Twilight cheated on.

[along-for-the-ride]

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