Did you ever stop and wonder.....

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:11 pm

....Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

or

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:00 pm

Snowfire;1401296 wrote: ....Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

or

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

I'll check that out next time I apply mascara, not convinced I have my mouth open when I do though. My eyes are most definitely open though

Post by **spot** » Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:03 pm

You own mascara??

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:53 am

Do men shave with their mouths open?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:01 am

along-for-the-ride;1401368 wrote: Do men shave with their mouths open?

Yes and no, no due to shaving foam, yes due to getting right to the edge of hairy lips.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:15 am

......why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Post by **spot** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:44 am

Mind you Betty always puts lipstick on with her mouth open, I never worked that out either.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:48 am

spot;1401382 wrote: Mind you Betty always puts lipstick on with her mouth open, I never worked that out either.

That's one thing I don't own any of.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:02 am

spot;1401382 wrote: Mind you Betty always puts lipstick on with her mouth open, I never worked that out either.

When did you know of a woman who could keep her mouth closed long enough. They can put it on while having a conversation.

" Taxi for Snowfire "

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:22 am

If women are so good at multi-tasking they can't keep track of several programmes at once as most blokes can do as they channel hop.

Post by **spot** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 3:58 pm

This thread is temporarily unavailable for its primary function while the lads assimilate a bit of the other.

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Universal Remote Control - buy at Firebox.com

Normal service might be resumed tomorrow.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:13 am

Sonic Screwdriver???

Oh wow. Clodhopper wants. Has many friends at whom to point it with suitable comment.

Post by **spot** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:05 am

Clodhopper;1401486 wrote: Sonic Screwdriver???And it works and you point it at any of the boxes round the house and it switches them on and off and changes the volume and everything just like on Doctor Who!

You'd need an assistant too though, preferably one who doesn't need to read a manual to make something work.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:56 am

it switches them on and off and changes the volume and everything

Yep, that's the bit I want. Teehee.

Already got the assistant. Not, unfortunately, very glamorous since he went to sleep curled over in the sun and his tummy burned in stripes. Currently looks like a pink and white zebra.