The trouble with being stuck indoors all the while is I end up looking pale, I need colouring up. Would anyone like to suggest a cheap brand of spray tan I could try?
And how long will it stick?
Spray tan
Spray tan
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What's wrong with being naturally pale?
Just pinch your cheeks and smile.
Just pinch your cheeks and smile.
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B & Q do a nice range of colours In wood preservative.
You don't seriously buy Into that Image crap do you Spot ?
You don't seriously buy Into that Image crap do you Spot ?
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It's having watched this year's Eurovision, I feel I could do more if I tried a bit.
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spot;1401619 wrote: It's having watched this year's Eurovision, I feel I could do more if I tried a bit. When It comes to self tanning the rule of thumb Is 'The lighter your hair, the lighter colour you need'.
Just be yourself... you don't need rubbish like that.
Just be yourself... you don't need rubbish like that.
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It can't be too selfish to want the Englebert factor for a few days, just to try. I've got the sunglasses.
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I recommend sandtex. According to the advert it lasts for decades on lighthouses. Go for burnt ochre.
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Lone voice: "I'm not."
Lone voice: "I'm not."
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There's a saloon up Harry Stoke Road I just googled, they're cheap.
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"The chemical smell usually associated with self-tan products is replaced by the fragrance of the Juniper bush".
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spot;1401623 wrote: It can't be too selfish to want the Englebert factor for a few days, just to try. I've got the sunglasses.
You'll look like this:
David Dickinson Tops Up Tan - YouTube
You'll look like this:
David Dickinson Tops Up Tan - YouTube
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No, they've got photos. Depending on how you read the leaflet either you get to look like Alesha Dixon or she comes by once a week to touch you up.
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Robin Williams did a spray-on tan schtick in a film he did with Travolta not long ago.
Old Dogs
I think that was the name of it.
Old Dogs
I think that was the name of it.
The home of the soul is the Open Road.
- DH Lawrence
- DH Lawrence
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LarsMac;1401631 wrote: Robin Williams did a spray-on tan schtick in a film he did with Travolta not long ago.
Old Dogs
I think that was the name of it.
That, I suspect, is the exact look I'm hoping to achieve.
Old Dogs - Tan - YouTube
Old Dogs
I think that was the name of it.
That, I suspect, is the exact look I'm hoping to achieve.
Old Dogs - Tan - YouTube
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The problems with self tanners:
1. They're orange.
2. They stain the hair at the hairline unless you have dark hair.
3. They're orange.
4. They're hard to apply without looking blotchy.
5. They're orange.
The repeat of the colour factor is that you would look like an oompa loompa with orange hair and vitiligo.
1. They're orange.
2. They stain the hair at the hairline unless you have dark hair.
3. They're orange.
4. They're hard to apply without looking blotchy.
5. They're orange.
The repeat of the colour factor is that you would look like an oompa loompa with orange hair and vitiligo.
Spray tan
I want to know who kidnapped Spot and replaced him with a whimsical double ?
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
Spray tan
It's a reaction to Facebook I expect. It might take weeks to get over the shock.
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Admitting you have a problem is half the cure.
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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spot;1401629 wrote: No, they've got photos. Depending on how you read the leaflet either you get to look like Alesha Dixon or she comes by once a week to touch you up.
I want to sign up to having Alesha Dixon popping round once a week. I don't care how orange or blotchy I get. It'll be worth the humiliating remarks from family and friends
I want to sign up to having Alesha Dixon popping round once a week. I don't care how orange or blotchy I get. It'll be worth the humiliating remarks from family and friends
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
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Snowfire;1401689 wrote: I want to sign up to having Alesha Dixon popping round once a week. I don't care how orange or blotchy I get. It'll be worth the humiliating remarks from family and friends
I sense a kindred spirit moving here.
Time for a quick photo, I think.
I sense a kindred spirit moving here.
Time for a quick photo, I think.
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I've come over all unnecessary.
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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I think she powders her bits, mine don't look like that.
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Nothing wrong with a light dusting of Johnsons however, your bits shouldn't look like hers
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Snowfire;1401691 wrote: I've come over all unnecessary. Who's unnecessary ?
Dirty boy
Dirty boy
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Snowfire;1401694 wrote: Nothing wrong with a light dusting of Johnsons however, your bits shouldn't look like hers
There's a passing resemblance if I shave and constrict myself, I'm told. I don't see it myself.
Don't go away - where did I put my camera...
There's a passing resemblance if I shave and constrict myself, I'm told. I don't see it myself.
Don't go away - where did I put my camera...
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spot;1401696 wrote: There's a passing resemblance if I shave and constrict myself, I'm told. I don't see it myself.
If you constrict yourself in that manner, you wont see it will you
If you constrict yourself in that manner, you wont see it will you
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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Snowfire;1401697 wrote: If you constrict yourself in that manner, you wont see it will you
I'll be a while, my batteries are flat from last night.
I'll be a while, my batteries are flat from last night.
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spot;1401610 wrote: The trouble with being stuck indoors all the while is I end up looking pale, I need colouring up. Would anyone like to suggest a cheap brand of spray tan I could try?
Why are you stuck indoors all the while?
Why are you stuck indoors all the while?
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AnneBoleyn;1401704 wrote: Why are you stuck indoors all the while?
I have a phobia about bees and especially wasps and quite likely horseflies, if I went out in this weather sufficiently wrapped all over in my hoodie and properly tucked in at the wrists neck and ankles I'd get heatstroke.
I have a phobia about bees and especially wasps and quite likely horseflies, if I went out in this weather sufficiently wrapped all over in my hoodie and properly tucked in at the wrists neck and ankles I'd get heatstroke.
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spot;1401707 wrote: I have a phobia about bees and especially wasps and quite likely horseflies, if I went out in this weather sufficiently wrapped all over in my hoodie and properly tucked in at the wrists neck and ankles I'd get heatstroke.
I had to read this several times, but yes, I believe you. I remember English summers. You folks sure have a lot of those pests. I visited Tintagel Castle & I got stung by something on my knee. Well, lucky me, there was also a swarm of boy guides, or scouts, whatever, & their scoutmaster thought this was an ideal time for a lesson. So, they all swarmed me squeezing the knee to try to get the stinger out. After my knee swelled up & there was no stinger, the scoutmaster, whatever, declared it a wasp sting, therefore no stinger, & they all suddenly left, leaving me in much worse shape than before they started. Plus, where they had me sit was surrounded by wasp nests.
I sympathize. I'm so very sorry for you.
I had to read this several times, but yes, I believe you. I remember English summers. You folks sure have a lot of those pests. I visited Tintagel Castle & I got stung by something on my knee. Well, lucky me, there was also a swarm of boy guides, or scouts, whatever, & their scoutmaster thought this was an ideal time for a lesson. So, they all swarmed me squeezing the knee to try to get the stinger out. After my knee swelled up & there was no stinger, the scoutmaster, whatever, declared it a wasp sting, therefore no stinger, & they all suddenly left, leaving me in much worse shape than before they started. Plus, where they had me sit was surrounded by wasp nests.
I sympathize. I'm so very sorry for you.
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Snowfire;1401697 wrote: If you constrict yourself in that manner, you wont see it will you
Here we go...
Attached files
Here we go...
Attached files
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Damn. Posted myself upside down, that's what comes of holding the camera without seeing the screen. Try again...
Attached files
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When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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AnneBoleyn;1401708 wrote: So, they all swarmed me squeezing the knee to try to get the stinger out. After my knee swelled up & there was no stinger, the scoutmaster, whatever, declared it a wasp sting, therefore no stinger
On the upside, five badges were awarded and the troop still officially celebrates their inaugural Grope A Tourist Day.
On the upside, five badges were awarded and the troop still officially celebrates their inaugural Grope A Tourist Day.
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When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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I'm terribly confused. Is that your heel?
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spot;1401712 wrote: Damn. Posted myself upside down, that's what comes of holding the camera without seeing the screen. Try again...
That's the smoothest testicle I've seen In a long time.
That's the smoothest testicle I've seen In a long time.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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SnoozeAgain;1401728 wrote: I'm terribly confused. Is that your heel?
One's heels are not hairy, Snooze, not even mine. It is exactly what it looks like.
One's heels are not hairy, Snooze, not even mine. It is exactly what it looks like.
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When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
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YZGI;1401751 wrote: Is this the look your going for?I have on occasion gone out after midnight in camouflage based predominantly on that shade but I've always washed it off before breakfast. It's slightly excessive for a long term fashion statement.
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When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
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He could use this woman....
Absolutely Fabulous - Eddie's fake tanning session - YouTube
Absolutely Fabulous - Eddie's fake tanning session - YouTube
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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spot;1401712 wrote: Damn. Posted myself upside down, that's what comes of holding the camera without seeing the screen. Try again...
The photograph has been tagged wrongly as a thumbnail. I'm positive that's not a thumbnail but the area of the body that required the light dusting of Johnsons baby powder.
I don't ever remember being given the opportunity to attain a tourist rubbing badge, brass rubbing but never American tourists, even during bob-a-job week
The photograph has been tagged wrongly as a thumbnail. I'm positive that's not a thumbnail but the area of the body that required the light dusting of Johnsons baby powder.
I don't ever remember being given the opportunity to attain a tourist rubbing badge, brass rubbing but never American tourists, even during bob-a-job week
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
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Snowfire;1401758 wrote: even during bob-a-job week
I was pushed through a bathroom window by a couple of very disreputable looking chaps with instructions to open the back door for them. Fair do though, they paid the shilling and signed my card for me.
I was pushed through a bathroom window by a couple of very disreputable looking chaps with instructions to open the back door for them. Fair do though, they paid the shilling and signed my card for me.
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When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
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spot;1401760 wrote: I was pushed through a bathroom window by a couple of very disreputable looking chaps with instructions to open the back door for them. Fair do though, they paid the shilling and signed my card for me.
Will one be embarking on any other beauty procedure's.?
Buttock Implants?
The Eyebrow tinting?
Back sack and crack?
Pec Implants?
Nail extensions?
Hair extensions?
Lip Plumping?
etc etc....
Will one be embarking on any other beauty procedure's.?
Buttock Implants?
The Eyebrow tinting?
Back sack and crack?
Pec Implants?
Nail extensions?
Hair extensions?
Lip Plumping?
etc etc....
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Will one be embarking on any other beauty procedure's.?
Buttock Implants?
The Eyebrow tinting?
Back sack and crack?
Pec Implants?
Nail extensions?
Hair extensions?
Lip Plumping?
Pedantry removal ?
etc etc....
With apologies to Oscar
Buttock Implants?
The Eyebrow tinting?
Back sack and crack?
Pec Implants?
Nail extensions?
Hair extensions?
Lip Plumping?
Pedantry removal ?
etc etc....
With apologies to Oscar
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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Bruv;1401773 wrote: Will one be embarking on any other beauty procedure's.?
Buttock Implants?
The Eyebrow tinting?
Back sack and crack?
Pec Implants?
Nail extensions?
Hair extensions?
Lip Plumping?
Pedantry removal ?
etc etc....
With apologies to Oscar
I am considering the back, sack and crack.
Buttock Implants?
The Eyebrow tinting?
Back sack and crack?
Pec Implants?
Nail extensions?
Hair extensions?
Lip Plumping?
Pedantry removal ?
etc etc....
With apologies to Oscar
I am considering the back, sack and crack.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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Lip Plumping. Is that similar procedure to how I prepare my pillows before bed ? Is it as physical an activity ?
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Snowfire;1401776 wrote: Lip Plumping. Is that similar procedure to how I prepare my pillows before bed ? Is it as physical an activity ? Think Lesley Ash.
http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/beauty/albu ... 89308.html
http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/beauty/albu ... 89308.html
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Is it an elbow? Why did you post whatever it is? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?!
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SnoozeAgain;1401791 wrote: Is it an elbow? Why did you post whatever it is? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?!
Stretcher and a cylinder to Bay 3 please.
Stretcher and a cylinder to Bay 3 please.
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SnoozeAgain;1401791 wrote: Is it an elbow? Why did you post whatever it is? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?!
I hope It's not wart.
I hope It's not wart.
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SnoozeAgain;1401814 wrote: My last guess: his nose.
It's obviously an elbow Snooze, the alternatives are too gross to contemplate.
Your turn.
It's obviously an elbow Snooze, the alternatives are too gross to contemplate.
Your turn.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.