Celeb Big Brother...

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:14 pm

I have never watched this before In my life but am hooked on this year.

Mainly due to the celebs... I adore Julian Clarey and Martin Kemp ( swoon ).

Who Is this Danica bird?

And who Is this Prince Lorenzo ?

Anyway... I fore-see a massive bust up coming. It's simmering.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:29 pm

oscar;1402002 wrote: I have never watched this before In my life but am hooked on this year.

Mainly due to the celebs... I adore Julian Clarey and Martin Kemp ( swoon ).

Who Is this Danica bird?

And who Is this Prince Lorenzo ?

Anyway... I fore-see a massive bust up coming. It's simmering.

Never thought I'd see those words from you.

Pity Cheryl went last night, the wrong person came out that's for sure.

Not sure who Danica 'is' but she's playing the men and earning a reputation for herself. Think she's a model in the outside world but she also entertains men on the internet from what I can gather. I did think it rather nasty to label her a hoar as Jasmine did though, bit strong a word where pricktease would have done. Shows the sort of person Jasmine is really rather than showing Danica up.

The prince I have no idea about other than he's American and rich.

Julian is great, I love his name for 'the situation' - the occasional table :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:35 pm

Betty Boop;1402005 wrote: Never thought I'd see those words from you.

Pity Cheryl went last night, the wrong person came out that's for sure.

Not sure who Danica 'is' but she's playing the men and earning a reputation for herself. Think she's a model in the outside world but she also entertains men on the internet from what I can gather. I did think it rather nasty to label her a hoar as Jasmine did though, bit strong a word where pricktease would have done. Shows the sort of person Jasmine is really rather than showing Danica up.

The prince I have no idea about other than he's American and rich.

Julian is great, I love his name for 'the situation' - the occasional table :wah: Julian Clarey Is just how I would have Imagined him. A man of few words but he's just so dry and witty when he does.

Julie Goodyear and Colleen Nolan I fear are headed for fisticuffs... they both want to be Mother hen.

The Occassional table and Lorenzo also headed for fisticuffs.

Cheryl shouldn't have gone... she was hilarious.

Julie and Colleen first thing In the morning.... OMG... thought I looked rough first thing.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:14 am

I have tuned in for a part of one episode...........................just to take a quick look.........honestly.

My question is Why ?

Clary, Kemp, and Nolan......why ?

They all must still be making a living, why put themselves on the line in such a way ?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:29 am

Bruv;1402110 wrote: I have tuned in for a part of one episode...........................just to take a quick look.........honestly.

My question is Why ?

Clary, Kemp, and Nolan......why ?

They all must still be making a living, why put themselves on the line in such a way ? I think It's to do with the format of the prog.... You can't have It full of no-body's because the ratings will take a dive.

They probably pay the like of Clarey and Kemp big time just to get the ratings.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:31 am

I'd pull them all in, one at a time, into the diary room and give them their bus fare home.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:41 am

Snowfire;1402149 wrote: I'd pull them all in, one at a time, into the diary room and give them their bus fare home.

I'm finding all the posturing very entertaining. All the Insecurities are showing,

I think Clarey should climb Into bed with The Situation... that'll spice things up.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:50 pm

Tonight on BB, Julian Clarey reminded me of when he had a hit with this:

Julian Clary - "Leader Of The Pack" - original stereo video - YouTube

RIP Fanny The Wonder Dog

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:11 am

As It stands right now, I'd lay 4/5 on Julian winning and 3/1 on Martin Kemp.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:28 am

oscar;1402312 wrote: As It stands right now, I'd lay 4/5 on Julian winning and 3/1 on Martin Kemp.

Maybe...but I currently feel that Martin is like watching paint dry, and I'm not seeing the acerbic wit that Julian is renowned for.

But then, I'm not impressed by any of them...maybe Julie Goodyear is the best entertainment value.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:48 am

theia;1402313 wrote: Maybe...but I currently feel that Martin is like watching paint dry, and I'm not seeing the acerbic wit that Julian is renowned for.

But then, I'm not impressed by any of them...maybe Julie Goodyear is the best entertainment value. Oh I don't know.... asking Danica If she'd like to slip her finger Inside The Prince's ring was pretty acerbic.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:55 am

oscar;1402323 wrote: Oh I don't know.... asking Danica If she'd like to slip her finger Inside The Prince's ring was pretty acerbic.

I think I probably used the wrong word because I suppose that was acerbic, yes...I was hoping for more subtle, more clever humour from him having heard some of his asides and comments.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:00 am

theia;1402324 wrote: I think I probably used the wrong word because I suppose that was acerbic, yes...I was hoping for more subtle, more clever humour from him having heard some of his asides and comments.

My humble opinion Is that he seems to be very shy and at first out of his comfort zone. I think once It's down to a smaller group and he feels safe, he'll up the anti.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:04 am

oscar;1402325 wrote: My humble opinion Is that he seems to be very shy and at first out of his comfort zone. I think once It's down to a smaller group and he feels safe, he'll up the anti.

Yes, I wondered about the shyness too.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:30 am

theia;1402326 wrote: Yes, I wondered about the shyness too.

I reckon Danica won't be voted out tonight... the public love a s.hit stirrer.

Colleens getting on my tits with her over-sensitivity.

I think Julie may have a game plan.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:46 pm

I'm still waiting in the diary room with their bus fare !

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:37 am

Snowfire;1402341 wrote: I'm still waiting in the diary room with their bus fare ! I nearly switched off last night...

The entire prog seems to be centered around one Immature girl stringing along two of the guys... we see very little of the other house mates.

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:15 am

oscar;1402458 wrote: I nearly switched off last night...

The entire prog seems to be centered around one Immature girl stringing along two of the guys... we see very little of the other house mates.

True, but maybe not so immature...have you seen her wishlist on amazon?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:53 am

theia;1402461 wrote: True, but maybe not so immature...have you seen her wishlist on amazon?
I haven't looked at anything of hers..

I just wish they would cover some of the others....

Did you see Julie last night making up stories about Colleen ? What's that all about?

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:18 am

oscar;1402480 wrote: I haven't looked at anything of hers..

I just wish they would cover some of the others....

Did you see Julie last night making up stories about Colleen ? What's that all about?

Yes, I did...and I haven't got a clue what it's all about. Not particularly nice though. And it seems that some of them are earning three figure sums for being in there.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:22 am

theia;1402489 wrote: [QUOTE=oscar;1402480]I haven't looked at anything of hers..

I just wish they would cover some of the others....

Did you see Julie last night making up stories about Colleen ? What's that all about?

Yes, I did...and I haven't got a clue what it's all about. Not particularly nice though. And it seems that some of them are earning three figure sums for being in there.
I watched all the episodes and even Mr O said to me last night... 'Have I missed something, when did Colleen do/say that?.... I think now the evictions will happen every night, Julie wants Colleen out quick.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:46 am

So last night In the BB house...

Poor Colleen broke down In tears In the Diary room last night....

I agreed with every word she said... what a nasty piece of work that Julie Goodyear Is ???

I fore-see a bust up before dawn...

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:53 am

theia;1402489 wrote: Yes, I did...and I haven't got a clue what it's all about. Not particularly nice though. And it seems that some of them are earning three figure sums for being in there.

£ 100

As much as that ?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:57 am

Julie did make me laugh with her description of being smacked in the face with a custard tart by Colleen. Trouble is, we've all seen the action replay!

Yes, Julie is fighting dirty now, let's hope Colleen stays tonight as I reckon she can out wit Julie.

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:59 am

Snowfire;1402681 wrote: £ 100

As much as that ?

Yes, it's obscene...

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:07 am

Well, at least there is football on tonight. Something a little more cultured than Julie Goodyear puffing on a Woodbine

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:13 am

Snowfire;1402686 wrote: Well, at least there is football on tonight. Something a little more cultured than Julie Goodyear puffing on a Woodbine

You don't fool me! You'll be there, glued to the CBB screen, knitting needles a-clicking.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:17 am

Betty Boop;1402682 wrote: Julie did make me laugh with her description of being smacked in the face with a custard tart by Colleen. Trouble is, we've all seen the action replay!

Yes, Julie is fighting dirty now, let's hope Colleen stays tonight as I reckon she can out wit Julie.
But what planet is she on?

Doe's she not realise that BB camera's are everywhere and that It's the viewers who can see that the claims she Is making are untrue?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:26 pm

Didn't Julian and Martin do well. Men in tights :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:30 pm

Betty Boop;1402709 wrote: Didn't Julian and Martin do well. Men in tights :wah: Martin Kemp In tights.... on my !!!! Need a lie down

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:30 pm

So... double eviction tonight...

After the Daily Mail reporter went I though Colleen was for the chop.

But I was watching Julie's face as they called out Danica Instead. Julie looked like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle....

Did anyone else hear the lynch mob outside shouting ' Get Julie out'.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:37 am

It gets more amusing.... the house has turned on Julie....

Doesn't she realise there's microphones and camera's everywhere?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:21 pm

I wish Julie would stop chewing gum, it looks terrible.

So she kisses the occasional table on the way to the diary room and then he's the first person she nominates! :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:39 am

The gum slanging makes me feel sick.... It's not the sight of the chewing but the noise she makes slopping It around her gob.

As for her comments In the diary room.... oh please !!!

" I want to get In the final to give hope to pensioners"...... retch

" As for those who nominated me.... two faced bastards.... may god forgive them "......... retch

Colleen put It Into perspective when she said " Those nominated have to remember they've just nominated people for eviction".

Two faced????

She then says to Julian.... Colleen can get her fat arrse out of that pool" because she's too thick to understand there's camera's everywhere.

Nothing worse than a two faced b.itch Is there? And Julian Is now annoying me for not being honest with her.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:30 am

oscar;1403263 wrote: The gum slanging makes me feel sick.... It's not the sight of the chewing but the noise she makes slopping It around her gob.

As for her comments In the diary room.... oh please !!!

" I want to get In the final to give hope to pensioners"...... retch

" As for those who nominated me.... two faced bastards.... may god forgive them "......... retch

Colleen put It Into perspective when she said " Those nominated have to remember they've just nominated people for eviction".

Two faced????

She then says to Julian.... Colleen can get her fat arrse out of that pool" because she's too thick to understand there's camera's everywhere.

Nothing worse than a two faced b.itch Is there? And Julian Is now annoying me for not being honest with her.

I think she's just playing the part of Bet, or maybe the character has taken her over. She annoys me with her constant chewing too, but, out of all of them there, she has provided the best entertainment. I would quite like to see her make the final and for Julian to win.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:45 am

theia;1403268 wrote: I think she's just playing the part of Bet, or maybe the character has taken her over. She annoys me with her constant chewing too, but, out of all of them there, she has provided the best entertainment. I would quite like to see her make the final and for Julian to win.

No she's not....

Saying to Julian last night.... " I'm a good actress, you wait until tomorrow"...

The character of Bet Lynch was loved by the Nation... the character !!!! It Is the character that is the National Treasure not the person who acted her....

The reason the Nation has turned on her along with the housemates Is the very fact that If she was being Bet Lynch, she would be the lovable rogue that the national came to love.... what everyone Is seeing Is just the actress... a nasty two faced vindictive old woman.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:48 am

oscar;1403275 wrote: No she's not....

Saying to Julian last night.... " I'm a good actress, you wait until tomorrow"...

The character of Bet Lynch was loved by the Nation... the character !!!! It Is the character that is the National Treasure not the person who acted her....

The reason the Nation has turned on her along with the housemates Is the very fact that If she was being Bet Lynch, she would be the lovable rogue that the national came to love.... what everyone Is seeing Is just the actress... a nasty two faced vindictive old woman.

She's exactly as I would have imagined a 70 year old Bet to be...forthright, crabby and a pot stirrer.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:53 am

theia;1403287 wrote: She's exactly as I would have imagined a 70 year old Bet to be...forthright, crabby and a pot stirrer. Don't get me wrong... I adored Bet Lynch and I used to like Julie the person who played her... I don't like the person I'm seeing on TV right now...

I've gone off Martin Kemp... watching grass grow Is more entertaining.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:16 pm

oscar;1403290 wrote: Don't get me wrong... I adored Bet Lynch and I used to like Julie the person who played her... I don't like the person I'm seeing on TV right now...

I've gone off Martin Kemp... watching grass grow Is more entertaining.

Agreed! As dull as dishwater.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:24 pm

theia;1403295 wrote: Agreed! As dull as dishwater. Isn't he? I'm warming to the occassional table.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:33 pm

oscar;1403299 wrote: Isn't he? I'm warming to the occassional table.

Yes, he's okay but I'm not keen on Ashley and Harvey...the latter haven't brought anything to the show and yet are in the final!

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:33 pm

I don't know who's sadder. You lot for watching that drivvel, or me for watching " The Great British Bake Off "

No! It's you lot. Definitely you lot

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:40 pm

Snowfire;1403301 wrote: I don't know who's sadder. You lot for watching that drivvel, or me for watching " The Great British Bake Off "

No! It's you lot. Definitely you lot

Oh, that treacle tart from last week! My Mum used to make it...it was lovely (I'm recording it this week)

Edit...the programme NOT the tart

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:08 pm

theia;1403300 wrote: Yes, he's okay but I'm not keen on Ashley and Harvey...the latter haven't brought anything to the show and yet are in the final!

Ashley and Harvey are game playing from the start... all this ' I've got your back bro'... makes me sick..... Colleen to win

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:57 pm

Update from another saddo...

Julie is out

You'd think she'd have got rid of the chewing gum as she left the house!!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:38 pm

Betty Boop;1403445 wrote: Update from another saddo...

Julie is out

You'd think she'd have got rid of the chewing gum as she left the house!!

What a revolting woman !!!!

I would not have put It past the BB team to pay people to cheer her when she came out and during her Interview to avoid It looking like a witch hunt.

I think the final two will be Colleen and Julian...

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:39 pm

Snowfire;1403301 wrote: I don't know who's sadder. You lot for watching that drivvel, or me for watching " The Great British Bake Off "

No! It's you lot. Definitely you lot

As soon as that finish's ' I'm a celebrity get me out of here' will begin.

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:38 pm

Like her or loathe her, Julie was a true entertainer.

Apart from Julian, we are left with a borefest...thank goodness it finishes tomorrow.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:57 am

theia;1403483 wrote: Like her or loathe her, Julie was a true entertainer.

Apart from Julian, we are left with a borefest...thank goodness it finishes tomorrow. Then that says a lot about the Nation... she was a foul mouthed, vile, vindictive, two faced bitch who play the pensioner card when she got rumbled. If the Nation actually enjoyed watching that and found It entertaining, the no wonder the bloody country Is a mess.

Colleen Is witty and funny and most of all a beautiful warm human being.... I enjoy watching someone who is that nice... not that old hag you think was entertainment. Where Is the entertainment In watching some old hag slang gum round her gob while ripping apart other house mates

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:32 am

oscar;1403495 wrote: Then that says a lot about the Nation... she was a foul mouthed, vile, vindictive, two faced bitch who play the pensioner card when she got rumbled. If the Nation actually enjoyed watching that and found It entertaining, the no wonder the bloody country Is a mess.

Colleen Is witty and funny and most of all a beautiful warm human being.... I enjoy watching someone who is that nice... not that old hag you think was entertainment. Where Is the entertainment In watching some old hag slang gum round her gob while ripping apart other house mates

Oh Oscar, most of it was firmly tongue in cheek...you didn't take it all seriously, did you?