If you were president....

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:48 pm

O.k we have had enough which of you will be our new president !

-Here in the garden in our own world here are the positons available, if you want to run for them first you have to be nominated , then elected, so tell us what you will do for us

-Sec. Of Defense-Far Rider and Lady Cop

-Sec of Tres. Abbey(thanks for the encouragement)

-White house affairs-Baby Rider - you go girl jaz the place with your taste

etc you get the idea.

-Lets have fun

Jasmund

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:51 pm

OH OH Pick me pick me !!! I want to be the ruler....meeeee !

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:54 pm

um honey, Nomad, raising your hand isnt how you get elected, remember, they check your past and um, Far Rider has that picture of you in the Pink snowsuit remember, you might want to buy the negatives first then run. Ok!!!!Ha. Ha.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:57 pm

may i nominate Nomad for porta-potty inspector/maintenance?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:00 pm

porta potty inspector

I like it ! :-6

(just call me inspector though)

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:09 pm

-Ok Nomad I had other plans for you though , something you could really sink your teeth into, here goes, I think you should be the person who gets all the dirt on the nominees and then black mails them, yeah, I think you would be good at that , and then you can share with us what you found, and how much they paid to keep ya quiet.

-Jasmund

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:12 pm

jasmund wrote: -Ok Nomad I had other plans for you though , something you could really sink your teeth into, here goes, I think you should be the person who gets all the dirt on the nominees and then black mails them, yeah, I think you would be good at that , and then you can share with us what you found, and how much they paid to keep ya quiet.

-Jasmundi am shocked Jas, shocked!!

Nomad, are large bills ok?

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:36 pm

Accountable for Press Secretary. He can say a lot in a hurry and it usually has a pretty good spin on it.

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:38 pm

JAB wrote: I nominate Cars for Secretary of Transportation.

:driving:
I second the nomination.

Cars... PM me for the address to send the endorsement money.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:39 pm

i nominate Clint for ambassador of tolerance and good will :-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:44 pm

jasmund wrote: -Ok Nomad I had other plans for you though , something you could really sink your teeth into, here goes, I think you should be the person who gets all the dirt on the nominees and then black mails them, yeah, I think you would be good at that , and then you can share with us what you found, and how much they paid to keep ya quiet.

-Jasmund

No ! Youve got me all wrong. Im pure.

I vote for me.....the pure one. Thats my slogan.

Pure Nomad (the good one)

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:48 pm

I wanna be head of the EPA............

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:48 pm

lady cop wrote: i nominate Clint for ambassador of tolerance and good will :-6
:yh_rotfl Me? Ambassador to where? N. Korea?:wah:

OK...I accept...PM me for an address to send campaign contributions to.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:50 pm

How am I doing with votes so far Jas ? Is my sleek new slogan wowing them ?

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:50 pm

I nominate nvalleyvee to head up the EPA. She promises a Spotted Owl in every pot.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:51 pm

Clint wrote: I nominate nvalleyvee to head up the EPA. She promises a Spotted Owl in every pot.

Damned right and a Rio Grande minnow on the end of every hook....:wah:

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:57 pm

I'm still trying to decide between Lady Cop and Far Rider for Sec. of Defense. That PMS thing could be valuable.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:58 pm

Ok Ive been busy with the campaign but Im back with a vengeance.

Heres my new new slogan.

Im No Tom DeLay !

Thats pretty good right ?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:00 pm

Clint wrote: I'm still trying to decide between Lady Cop and Far Rider for Sec. of Defense. That PMS thing could be valuable.not to mention i am prettier than him :-3 ...hmmmmmm i need to come up with a slogan.........

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:00 pm

Clint wrote: I'm still trying to decide between Lady Cop and Far Rider for Sec. of Defense. That PMS thing could be valuable.

That is a tough one Clint...we need speeches and promises!!!!!!!

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:02 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: That is a tough one Clint...we need speeches and promises!!!!!!!
And money...lots of money.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:03 pm

Clint wrote: And money...lots of money.

OHHH YES - my lobbyist will give her address shortly. In care on EPA - as always.

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:03 pm

lady cop wrote: not to mention i am prettier than him :-3 ...hmmmmmm i need to come up with a slogan.........
No sloguns....this job is for fastguns.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:05 pm

Nomad wrote: Ok Ive been busy with the campaign but Im back with a vengeance.

Heres my new new slogan.

Im No Tom DeLay !

Thats pretty good right ?
may i nominate Nomad for porta-potty inspector/maintenance?

LC....

Yes Tom would not be found dead campaigning for this office......

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:09 pm

here is my platform so FAR (if you will excuse the pun:D ).....i promise to be vigilant in reporting spammers. i will utilize my BS detector to protect and warn gardeners against frauds, nutjobs, trolls and perverts. also.........$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:12 pm

IM NO TOM DELAY

Vote For Nomad (the pure one)

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:16 pm

Nomad wrote: (the pure one)

Pure what, exactly?? :yh_bigsmi :yh_angel

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:17 pm

shush yerself Ill have a place for you if you just roll with this one.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:18 pm

Nomad wrote: shush yerself Ill have a place for you if you just roll with this one.
You can't buy my loyalty, schmuck. :yh_rotfl

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:19 pm

hey, i'd vote for that nomad! er....what are you running for again? :yh_flag :yh_flag :yh_flag ....BR let's hear your platform!

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:21 pm

lady cop wrote: hey, i'd vote for that nomad! er....what are you running for again? :yh_flag :yh_flag :yh_flag ....BR let's hear your platform!

Porta potty inspector!!!!:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:22 pm

Ok now just a little heads up precious.

You cant buy my loyalty schmuck might be a tad on the harsh side.

Just a teensy bit over the top for what were doing here.

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:22 pm

CLINT

FOR AMBASSASDOR OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND FAIR AND NICE AND PROFITABLE

SEND CONTRIBUTIONS...LOTS OF CONTRIBUTIONS...NO CHICKENS...ONLY MONEY

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:27 pm

Clint wrote: CLINT

FOR AMBASSASDOR OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND FAIR AND NICE AND PROFITABLE

SEND CONTRIBUTIONS...LOTS OF CONTRIBUTIONS...NO CHICKENS...ONLY MONEY

You can have my vote but not my money. The EPA does take major contributions though.

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:30 pm

Well, I am not running for anything but I would like to vote for Nomad. He did, afterall, have a thought one morning. :yh_bigsmi

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:33 pm

Thank you would you like to be a high ranking cabinet member ? Something posh and glamorous perhaps ?

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:34 pm

Nomad wrote: Thank you would you like to be a high ranking cabinet member ? Something posh and glamorous perhaps ?

Like porta potty assisstant? :wah:

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:35 pm

How many posh and glamorous cabinet seats does the Porta-Potty Inspector have to hand out?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:38 pm

LilacDragon wrote: How many posh and glamorous cabinet seats does the Porta-Potty Inspector have to hand out?the circular seat that was cut into the plank of wood.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:39 pm

Lilac thats just a rumor run amuck, Im not running for anything with potty in it. Im going right to the top and your coming with me. :-6 I can see it now. Me the leader of the free world and you getting my coffee, this is gonna be great !

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:40 pm

lady cop wrote: the circular seat that was cut into the plank of wood.

I have seen a couple of them in my life. If memory serves they are kind of, ummm, stinky.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:41 pm

Nomad wrote: Lilac thats just a rumor run amuck, Im not running for anything with potty in it. Im going right to the top and your coming with me. :-6 I can see it now. Me the leader of the free world and you getting my coffee, this is gonna be great !

I'm still head of the EPA!!!! There's soooo much lobby money!!! :-4

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:42 pm

Nomad wrote: Lilac thats just a rumor run amuck, Im not running for anything with potty in it. Im going right to the top and your coming with me. :-6 I can see it now. Me the leader of the free world and you getting my coffee, this is gonna be great !

I can handle that, just so long as you know upfront that I will not be wearing the little French Maid outfit or any other type of short skirt.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:42 pm

Lilac your going to have your own key to the EXECUTIVE washroom. Would you like that ?

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:43 pm

LilacDragon wrote: I can handle that, just so long as you know upfront that I will not be wearing the little French Maid outfit or any other type of short skirt.

Oh girl - you just opened up a world with Nomad - good luck!! :-5

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:43 pm

LilacDragon wrote: I can handle that, just so long as you know upfront that I will not be wearing the little French Maid outfit or any other type of short skirt.

we can talk about your uniform later

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:44 pm

Nomad wrote: Lilac your going to have your own key to the EXECUTIVE washroom. Would you like that ?

That is great, but I am still not wearing the short skirt.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:44 pm

Nomad wrote: we can talk about your uniform later

I couldn't hear that!!! Would you please speak up Gonad.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:48 pm

NOMAD

LILAC

THE GOOD ONES !