3 africans try to sneak in to the uk in a truck load of coffins the AA grumpy column

[the grumps]

hello again

and just time to rattle off a column before the halloween party gets started here at grumpy towers for tory voting hooray henry invited guests only.

THREE Africans tried to sneak into Britain illegally by hiding inside a truck loaded with COFFINS.

Border Force sniffer dog Mitzy found them on a lorry in Dunkirk, France.

The Bulgarian-registered vehicle was just minutes from boarding a ferry to the UK on its way to a funeral parlour in Hounslow, West London.

The trio of Eritrean stowaways — two men and a woman — were handed over to French border police while the truck driver was allowed to carry on to his destination in Britain.

Paul Morgan, Border Force director for South East Europe, described Monday’s bust as “an unusual type of discovery.

He added: “We have found people hiding in an array of freight, ranging from dog biscuits, bathtubs — and now coffins. The incident shows exactly why we base Border Force staff in France — to stop would-be illegal immigrants before they reach the UK.

“Our strong presence in French ports and close collaboration with the French authorities helps protect the UK.

“As well as using sniffer dogs, officers also use heartbeat detectors, carbon dioxide probes and physical searches to find people.

Read more: Three coffin dodgers nicked at border as dogs find them in van | The Sun |News

AAG

you could call it soap dodgers become coffin dodgers

this is a GRAVE breach of security but its nice to know that the ukbf

is not DEAD and BURIED so HEARSE to mitzy the detective dog well done

she MEASURED up to the job even though she was working the GRAVEYARD shift she probably heard someone COFFIN from inside the lorry and they could have suffocated but that would have been their FUNERAL at least these three africans didnt stand a GHOST of a chance of getting in but i admire their SPIRIT.

(did you say spirit grumps is it time for a drink ED) you know where the bar is sigh!

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That's a ' stiff ' column there Andy.

Of ' Corpse ' I expected nothing else from you.