Two-Line Poetry Competition

[Lon]

Two-Line Poetry Competition

Now, this is funny !!!!!

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING

FOR A TWO-LINE

RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE AND THE LEAST

ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:



1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other ...

that is, until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.



WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?

[Bryn Mawr]

Lon;1409432 wrote: Two-Line Poetry Competition

Now, this is funny !!!!!

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING

FOR A TWO-LINE

RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE AND THE LEAST

ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:



1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other ...

that is, until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.



WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?


Shall I compare thee to a summer's day

When the wind's a howlin' and the thunders play

[Snowfire]

When the sunlight shines upon your brow

I suppose you'll have to do for now



I saw you smile across the room, blew a kiss for me to catch

And then you came to speak to me, your breath it made me wretch

[along-for-the-ride]

“The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite. ( William Shakespeare)

I'll call you and we'll get together when I've got a minute.

[AnneBoleyn]

Roses are red, violets are blue

Now go away 'cos I hate you

[YZGI]

Instead of going on dates

Spot disses the United States



Muahahahahahahahah!!!