For Sale....

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:45 pm

400 fl oz Goose Fat.... Used once, may contain trace elements of potato and salt.

4 hard centre Quality Street, one missing wrapper but willing to take offers.

One Clementine... slightly puckered but no mould.

One slice of Stolen cake... Icing sugar In tact.

3 Vol U Vonts.... Various fillings

Assortment of Pretzels, nuts, raisins, sugar almonds, orange slices and Twiglets... willing to let go as a job lot.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:57 pm

:yh_rotfl

I'd take it all, but the shipping charges would be prohibitive!!!

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:03 pm

Ha - about half a ton of chocolates and toffees to take into the office but all of the food has gone.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:07 pm

Bryn Mawr;1414561 wrote: Ha - about half a ton of chocolates and toffees to take into the office but all of the food has gone. That's my problem of now being self employed Bryn... no-one to pass It off on.... and by the way, apparently Foxes don't like 5 day old prawns and trifle.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:21 pm

Added Items available In the New Year

One half full jar of cranberry sauce.

One half full tub of Brandy Cream.... slight fungus on surface but this Is free to collector.

Various assortment of pickled cabbage, pickled onions and Pickled sweetcorn.... offered as a job lot.

Buy one get one free..... 12 chocolate brazils.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:40 pm

How much for the pretzel mix?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:46 pm

SnoozeAgain;1414568 wrote: How much for the pretzel mix?

19 pence Including shipping.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:34 pm

If you eat a box of chocolates all at once most of the fat does not stick to your body because there is too much of it. I think that is a valid theory but can't convince my wife. Any suggestions as to how to convince her? I need something before she finds out there is none left in the tin. I just ate them to keep you thin partly works but I need something more I feel.

It's comfort eating because I'm married to you is a bit antagonistic I've discovered - mind you though oscar's husband might relate to that one :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:43 pm

Mr Oscar saves her the toffees. Especially the hard ones that take some time to chew. Some temporary relief from the "rhubarb, rhubarb"

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:56 pm

errrrrr Excuse me Mrs Doubtfire and Haggis chops, talking about me when I'm not looking.

There's actually now two brand new selections of chocolates on the market available In shops now.

The first Is a paracetomol tablet covered In chocolate especially for Scotsmen who need a bitter pill to swallow when Scotsworld remains attached to England following a failed referendum.

The second Is a pellet of stale s.hit covered In Chocolate for Genesis fans. The chocolate coating Is just to sweeten the fact that no-one remembers them.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:17 pm

*chuckle*

Or, for those with little musical taste, you could buy the chocolates with special soft centres ....sour grapes.

Or, for those who's features need a little rearranging, there are the boiled sweets such as Warheads. Photographing the effects would certainly keep the children away from the fire

Kids Eating Warhead's Candies For The First Time - YouTube

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:25 pm

Incidentally, my avatar was as much a reference to Gordon Browns economic policies as to the album itself, however brilliant....Selling England By The Pound

I never want to see another Thorntons chocolate as long as I live

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:36 pm

oscar;1414569 wrote: 19 pence Including shipping.

How much is that in real money? This ain't Dickens.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:44 pm

SnoozeAgain;1414587 wrote: How much is that in real money? This ain't Dickens.

A couple of groats. Enough to buy a flagon of ale

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:38 pm

SnoozeAgain;1414587 wrote: How much is that in real money? This ain't Dickens. Be still thy fair maiden for twas the eve of twistletoe when whenst we wrote...

Errr about 2 cents.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:40 pm

Snowfire;1414589 wrote: A couple of groats. Enough to buy a flagon of ale Where can I buy those Warhead sweets.... for the local children around here.

tTalking of His Bootyliciousness Gordon Brown, did you see that clip of The Queen meeting the cabinet and asking If we had any gold left?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:44 pm

Found It....

Queen visits the Bank Of England And asks about Crisis - YouTube

The Queen looks bored titless and Prince Phillip has that ' what the feck are you talking about' ? look upon him.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:06 pm

oscar;1414596 wrote: Where can I buy those Warhead sweets.... for the local children around here.

tTalking of His Bootyliciousness Gordon Brown, did you see that clip of The Queen meeting the cabinet and asking If we had any gold left?

Don't know if you can buy them in the shops but Amazon sell them

Warheads Extreme Sour Candy 1 oz (28g) [Misc.]: Amazon.co.uk: Grocery

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:11 pm

Snowfire;1414600 wrote: Don't know if you can buy them in the shops but Amazon sell them

Warheads Extreme Sour Candy 1 oz (28g) [Misc.]: Amazon.co.uk: Grocery

I have to buy some just for next Halloween night.... that'll teach the little feckers to knock on my door trick or treating.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:25 am

Mix them in with some of these:

Ferrara Pan® Atomic Fire Ball - 200ct: Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food