Im new :/

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:13 pm

everybodyisahypocrite;1413394 wrote: Ive never done fourms stuff before...I have no idea what is going on.

Roll another fat one............

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:14 pm

jones jones;1413393 wrote: Did you just use the "dot dot dot dot" word man? Oh my soul! Did you just eat your dinner with that mouth? Go wash it out with soap at once!!

Now if I was like a nasty person I would report your post ... But I won't cos I don't do stuff like that.

lol, I just typed what I would say to you in person. sorry for the explicates , I do have a dirty mouth :/ but I never done forum stuff before and I do not know at all why Im getting so much attention.

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:15 pm

Bruv;1413395 wrote: Roll another fat one............

Not yet, school is out in 1 hour so in about 2-3 hours I shall roll me up one.

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:16 pm

everybodyisahypocrite;1413394 wrote: Ive never done fourms stuff before...I have no idea what is going on.All this might be partially my doing with my first post in this thread and I'm sorry about that. Don't let any of it get to you.

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:21 pm

Tis ok

Týr · Post by **Týr** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:09 pm

Betty Boop;1413366 wrote: Who do you think it is JJ
For what it's worth, I'll put money with anyone that it's a new newbie and not a returnee. Unlike Nicky bloody Daniells there.

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:18 pm

Týr;1413410 wrote: For what it's worth, I'll put money with anyone that it's a new newbie and not a returnee. Unlike Nicky bloody Daniells there.

For what its worth I don't give a flying flamingo what you think John bloody Harris.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:19 pm

Týr;1413410 wrote: For what it's worth, I'll put money with anyone that it's a new newbie and not a returnee. Unlike Nicky bloody Daniells there.

Do you not think I'd thought that anyway lol I was just curious who on earth JJ thought it could be, after all, as he told me, I am a mod and I have access to all of Spot's technology so therefore it was all checked straight away. Maybe it is thought I wouldn't have the brains to do any checks unless other people told me I ought to.

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:30 pm

Betty Boop;1413413 wrote: Do you not think I'd thought that anyway lol I was just curious who on earth JJ thought it could be, after all, as he told me, I am a mod and I have access to all of Spot's technology so therefore it was all checked straight away. Maybe it is thought I wouldn't have the brains to do any checks unless other people told me I ought to.

No ... you've got brains and then some Ms Boop.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:45 pm

jones jones;1413358 wrote: Betty ... Betty ... Betty ... Sigh!

With your access to the Green Forum, not to mention the Mod Forum and your access to Spot's technology, I am soooooooooo surprised that you are unable to recognise a Troll ... a banned member who has returned in another guise!

Take my jealously elsewhere indeed!

Bite your sweet tongue then apologise nicely to me, you naughty thang!!

No evidence of it from back here - any suggestions as to who you think it is?

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:47 pm

Bryn Mawr;1413417 wrote: No evidence of it from back here - any suggestions as to who you think it is?

Well Bryn ... if you have no evidence, so be it. And no, I have no suggestions as to whom it might be.

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:49 pm

everybodyisahypocrite;1413394 wrote: Ive never done fourms stuff before...I have no idea what is going on.

They think you are a member who was here previously, got everyone mad and got banned, and that you are sneaking back pretending to be another person.

(They don't know that I'm that person.)

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:10 pm

Saint_;1413419 wrote: They think you are a member who was here previously, got everyone mad and got banned, and that you are sneaking back pretending to be another person.

(They don't know that I'm that person.)

You are what person?

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:37 pm

jones jones;1413348 wrote: Is there a reason why we giving this dude so much attention?

Wow ... things must be real slow on FG right now!
"All right Mr DeMille..............I am ready for my closeup"

Post by **LarsMac** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:42 pm

everybodyisahypocrite;1413377 wrote: Im horrible at getting the difference. But as I said, Im going too kill myself with bleach so its all good :p

before you do that, you need too learn how to spell 'to'

Týr · Post by **Týr** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:03 pm

LarsMac;1413456 wrote: before you do that, you need too learn how to spell 'to'

I suspect he doesn't know the rules regarding the spelling of that sound. I'm not sure I do myself but I'll take a shot at it.To.

There's the word which indicates a real or metaphoric attachment or change of location: The words to the song; I'm going to school; I'll see to that; To the best of my knowledge.

There's the imperative formation: To be or not to be.

Two.

That's an integer greater than one but less than three.

Too.

Whenever the sound can be replaced by "as well", it's spelt "too".

I'm sure that could be improved on but it's by no means obvious unless you've been told.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:24 pm

Strangest intro thread I've ever read. Most of it is JJ trying to make it all about himself and then we've got grammar lessons with Professor Tyr.

Hello new person, welcome to the forum. I hope you enjoy your time here, we're not usually this bad.

Týr · Post by **Týr** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:27 pm

Either he's faking his spelling or he doesn't know, Snooze. Am I not allowed to offer the benefit of the doubt? All the misplaced "too"s are just plain ugly.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:50 am

Týr;1413460 wrote: Either he's faking his spelling or he doesn't know, Snooze. Am I not allowed to offer the benefit of the doubt? All the misplaced "too"s are just plain ugly.

Obviously that rattles me too. However he did promise he would stop if he drank bleach. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

everybodyisahypocrite · Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:21 am

AnneBoleyn;1413485 wrote: Obviously that rattles me too. However he did promise he would stop if he drank bleach. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Bleach tasted bad. I couldn't drink much...Sorry guys

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:33 am

ok...NOW it's officially the strangest intro thread ever.

everybodyisahypocrite · Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:35 am

Saint_;1413496 wrote: ok...NOW it's officially the strangest intro thread ever.

Im glad I caused it. Its always fun entertaining people

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:54 am

Nothing will ever beat wanky spanky Franky or what ever the hell he was called.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:16 am

YZGI;1413498 wrote: Nothing will ever beat wanky spanky Franky or what ever the hell he was called.

The chosen one ?

(He gets uppity if you don't mention him occasionally )

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:19 pm

Bruv;1413507 wrote: The chosen one ?

(He gets uppity if you don't mention him occasionally )

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

The cosmos worship me!!

That's my keyboard comedy impersonation of jones jones.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:57 pm

everybodyisahypocrite;1413488 wrote: Bleach tasted bad. I couldn't drink much...Sorry guys

I'm not sorry. I'm glad you're ok.

Post by **LarsMac** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:57 pm

everybodyisahypocrite;1413488 wrote: Bleach tasted bad. I couldn't drink much...

I could'a told you that.