Im new :/

everybodyisahypocrite · Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:36 pm

In school rather then learn, I decided too start looking into the internet and the possibilities of everything that you can do with it. So I did this fourmgarden thing for the hell of it :p but yeah Im new and stuff and have no idea what too do so some help would be uh....helpful. Thanks.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:42 pm

I'll start by helping you. You didn't decide too start, you decided to start. You have no idea what too do, so instead, have an idea what to do. The spelling of too means "also" "as well as" or something in excess. So maybe you should go to school to learn. Okay, here's what you do, just start by jumping in & offering your view or start a new thought & we will respond.

You're welcome.

Post by **LarsMac** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:01 pm

everybodyisahypocrite;1413242 wrote: In school rather then learn, I decided too start looking into the internet and the possibilities of everything that you can do with it. So I did this fourmgarden thing for the hell of it :p but yeah Im new and stuff and have no idea what too do so some help would be uh....helpful. Thanks.

Go back to school.

TÃ½r · Post by **TÃ½r** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:09 pm

everybodyisahypocrite;1413242 wrote: In school rather then learn, I decided too start looking into the internet and the possibilities of everything that you can do with it. So I did this fourmgarden thing for the hell of it :p but yeah Im new and stuff and have no idea what too do so some help would be uh....helpful. Thanks.

To be brutally frank I'm not sure I believe a word from start to finish but never mind, it's only the Interwob.

So. Everybody is an hypocrite, eh. Not just most people but everybody without exception. It rather lets the hypocrites off the hook if there's no exceptions, it's like saying Everybody is a mammal or Everybody is descended from a single mating pair of proto-humans. Rather than trying to mend matters when told "you qualify as an hypocrite" the reaction to hearing that everybody is an hypocrite is more likely to be a shrug. It's unavoidable, why try to avoid it.

The word comes from acting. The Greek word for an actor on a stage is á½‘Ï€Î¿ÎºÏÎ¹Ï„á½µÏ‚ Ipocritys. We all live behind a mask? We all act out a preordained script? Perhaps the hypocrite who manages to endow his or her role in life with sparkle and excitement does the best that circumstances allow, since being an hypocrite is obligatory for all.

The dictionary gives "One who falsely professes to be virtuously or religiously inclined; one who pretends to have feelings or beliefs of a higher order than his real ones". You got me bang to rights there, mate. Guilty as charged, sums me up to a nicety. But then, what choice did I have.

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:32 pm

Makes you wonder why he went to such extremes in his language. Like he thought he needed to disguise himself and over did it.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:36 pm

Just saying....

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flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:42 pm

along-for-the-ride;1413257 wrote:

Just saying....

Is that his welcome mat?:yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:56 pm

flopstock;1413261 wrote: Is that his welcome mat?:yh_rotfl

:wah: Nope..below is the welcome mat........

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Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:06 pm

HI New

Look forward to chatting with you.

Patsy

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:31 am

"In school rather then learn ..."

Guess this says it all.

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:52 am

LarsMac;1413248 wrote: Go back to school.

I am in school, there is no need too go back

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:56 am

Ok I get it, I ****ed up. Ill go drink bleach.

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:59 am

You really know how too make a guy think don't you? Thank you for your input though.

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:02 am

[QUOTE=Patsy Warnick;1413268]HI New

Look forward to chatting with you.

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:03 am

Nope just messed up in my typing skills.

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:11 am

Hey

newbie - are asking how to walk thru this garden?

see a topic of interest - click on - read - you'll see a reply button and join in.

The garden also has a arcade - top of page - this may interest you.

so - your in school - what grade may I ask?

Enjoy the garden & welcome..

Patsy

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:12 am

everybodyisahypocrite;1413314 wrote: Ok I get it, I ****ed up. Ill go drink bleach.Now, that is funny. Some people here believe I lack a sense of humor, but I nearly feel off my chair when I read this.

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:23 am

Are you a Satanist or is your avatar a crossroad?

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:54 am

That was a overstatement, I do enjoy learning, I was being a smartass but because of the internet its hard too tell.

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:59 am

It seems school is boring to you..?

I laughed with the bleach comment - too funny newbie..

thank you for that

Patsy

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:01 am

Patsy Warnick;1413318 wrote: Hey

newbie - are asking how to walk thru this garden?

see a topic of interest - click on - read - you'll see a reply button and join in.

The garden also has a arcade - top of page - this may interest you.

so - your in school - what grade may I ask?

Enjoy the garden & welcome..

Patsy

Thank you, I figured it out myself how too work it :p and Im a senior in High School

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:02 am

I'm not a Satanist, I'm atheist and if you want too know why I have a inverted cross as my avatar go read my other thread

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:03 am

Patsy Warnick;1413328 wrote: It seems school is boring to you..?

I laughed with the bleach comment - too funny newbie..

thank you for that

Patsy
Not a problem and school is a little boring Ill have too admit.

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:04 am

Ahso!;1413319 wrote: Now, that is funny. Some people here believe I lack a sense of humor, but I nearly feel off my chair when I read this.

Amanda Todd references are nearly always funny too certain people :p

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:39 am

Is there a reason you choose to spell to as too? I see how this might seem petty to you, but please tell me anyway. Thanks.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:39 am

It's always good to see younger blood within FG so welcome. We need a different perspective here amongst us dyed-in-the-wool membership. Lets hope you become a regular poster

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:17 am

Is there a reason why we giving this dude so much attention?

Wow ... things must be real slow on FG right now!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:52 am

jones jones;1413348 wrote: Is there a reason why we giving this dude so much attention?

Wow ... things must be real slow on FG right now!

Why does this bother you?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:53 am

Maybe you'd like to take your jealousy elsewhere JJ.

I'm amazed this guy is still here considering the welcoming he received.

Welcome to the forum everybody :-6

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:08 am

YZGI;1413352 wrote: Why does this bother you?

It doesn't bother me captain. really.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:10 am

jones jones;1413348 wrote: Is there a reason why we giving this dude so much attention?

Wow ... things must be real slow on FG right now!

How DID he manage to squeeze betwixt and between your posts bejabbers ?

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:13 am

Betty Boop;1413353 wrote: Maybe you'd like to take your jealousy elsewhere JJ.

I'm amazed this guy is still here considering the welcoming he received.

Welcome to the forum everybody :-6

Betty ... Betty ... Betty ... Sigh!

With your access to the Green Forum, not to mention the Mod Forum and your access to Spot's technology, I am soooooooooo surprised that you are unable to recognise a Troll ... a banned member who has returned in another guise!

Take my jealously elsewhere indeed!

Bite your sweet tongue then apologise nicely to me, you naughty thang!!

Saint_ · Post by **Saint_** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:25 am

Yeah, I was going to say the same thing. We're getting too white bread around here. We need some hot mustard.

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:27 am

Roast beef on rye dude and some cranberry sauce ...Mmmmmh Mmmmmh!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:30 am

jones jones;1413358 wrote: Betty ... Betty ... Betty ... Sigh!

With your access to the Green Forum, not to mention the Mod Forum and your access to Spot's technology, I am soooooooooo surprised that you are unable to recognise a Troll ... a banned member who has returned in another guise!

Take my jealously elsewhere indeed!

Bite your sweet tongue then apologise nicely to me, you naughty thang!!

No doubt all will be revealed soon then...

Who do you think it is JJ

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:32 am

Betty Boop;1413366 wrote: No doubt all will be revealed soon then...

Who do you think it is JJ

Firstly ... is this an apology my sweet Cornish pastie?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:35 am

jones jones;1413367 wrote: Firstly ... is this an apology my sweet Cornish pastie?
Pastie? Isn't that what strippers used to put over their nipples?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:36 am

jones jones;1413367 wrote: Firstly ... is this an apology my sweet Cornish pastie?

Nope, and it's PASTY

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:36 am

YZGI;1413368 wrote: Pastie? Isn't that what strippers used to put over their nipples?

You are an education.......

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:49 am

Betty Boop;1413369 wrote: Nope, and it's PASTY

Pastie, patsy ... Patsy Warnick ... tomatoe, tomato ... whatever.

So okay, it isn't an apology. Quite frankly I didn't expect one nor do I expect one when I am proved correct in my assumptiom.

I am a very easy going member who has been knocked and got up again so I am cool with your reply.

Incidentally, I don't do jealously my Cornish Squab pie ... I am The Chosen One so earthlings are jealous of me and not the other way around.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:53 am

jones jones;1413372 wrote:

I am The Chosen One so earthlings are jealous of me and not the other way around.

Barf!!!

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:55 am

Someone forget their meds today?

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:56 am

AnneBoleyn;1413341 wrote: Is there a reason you choose to spell to as too? I see how this might seem petty to you, but please tell me anyway. Thanks.

Im horrible at getting the difference. But as I said, Im going too kill myself with bleach so its all good :p

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:56 am

jones jones;1413372 wrote: Pastie, patsy ... Patsy Warnick ... tomatoe, tomato ... whatever.

So okay, it isn't an apology. Quite frankly I didn't expect one nor do I expect one when I am proved correct in my assumptiom.

I am a very easy going member who has been knocked and got up again so I am cool with your reply.

Incidentally, I don't do jealously my Cornish Squab pie ... I am The Chosen One so earthlings are jealous of me and not the other way around.

Is this your Chuck Norris impersonation?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:57 am

everybodyisahypocrite;1413377 wrote: Im horrible at getting the difference. But as I said, Im going too kill myself with bleach so its all good :p

Why bleach? I assume you're already white?

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:58 am

Snowfire;1413342 wrote: It's always good to see younger blood within FG so welcome. We need a different perspective here amongst us dyed-in-the-wool membership. Lets hope you become a regular poster

I usually bring a different prospective in a lot of things. Thank you, I hope I can make you proud :p

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:00 pm

jones jones;1413348 wrote: Is there a reason why we giving this dude so much attention?

Wow ... things must be real slow on FG right now!

You want too know the reason? ok here it is. Because **** you thats why

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:07 pm

everybodyisahypocrite;1413382 wrote: You want too know the reason? ok here it is. Because **** you thats why

I reckon that's as good a reason as any..

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:10 pm

everybodyisahypocrite;1413382 wrote: You want too know the reason? ok here it is. Because **** you thats why

Did you just use the "dot dot dot dot" word man? Oh my soul! Did you just eat your dinner with that mouth? Go wash it out with soap at once!!

Now if I was like a nasty person I would report your post ... But I won't cos I don't do stuff like that.

everybodyisahypocrite · Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:11 pm

Betty Boop;1413366 wrote: No doubt all will be revealed soon then...

Who do you think it is JJ

Ive never done fourms stuff before...I have no idea what is going on.