Lemon body butter

Týr · Post by **Týr** » Wed May 15, 2013 7:43 am

I probably shouldn't ask but even so. Does the Body Shop's Lemon Body Butter normally cause body hair to twist into tight curls and stay that way indefinitely thereafter and, if so, would this generally be considered a benefit or a downside.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed May 15, 2013 7:57 am

Týr;1427116 wrote: I probably shouldn't ask but even so. Does the Body Shop's Lemon Body Butter normally cause body hair to twist into tight curls and stay that way indefinitely thereafter and, if so, would this generally be considered a benefit or a downside. Are we talking about the effect on male or female /?

Týr · Post by **Týr** » Wed May 15, 2013 11:02 am

oscar;1427117 wrote: Are we talking about the effect on male or female /?

What little I know of the physiology of the human frame suggests there should be no difference. I could, I suppose, experiment and report back.

This is a call for volunteers, please PM me to be scheduled.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed May 15, 2013 11:16 am

Týr;1427134 wrote: What little I know of the physiology of the human frame suggests there should be no difference. I could, I suppose, experiment and report back.

This is a call for volunteers, please PM me to be scheduled. In that case....

Body Butter Is not the same as moisterising lotion. It's designed more to give a sheen to the skin, hence Butter ' not lotion. In the main, It's used by women on shaven or waxed legs where there Is no hair to give a sheen and probably why it had such an effect on body hair.

Týr · Post by **Týr** » Wed May 15, 2013 11:20 am

I see. I'd have red the instructions had I found any but I fear there were none.

I would seem to have a bit of a problem.

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Wed May 15, 2013 11:25 am

Týr;1427134 wrote: What little I know of the physiology of the human frame suggests there should be no difference. I could, I suppose, experiment and report back.

This is a call for volunteers, please PM me to be scheduled.I'll be right over. You sure you can handle this?

Týr · Post by **Týr** » Wed May 15, 2013 11:36 am

Ahso!;1427139 wrote: I'll be right over. You sure you can handle this?

I may have expressed myself badly, I was thinking of posting out sachets.

So far I've destroyed three Gillette Mach Turbo heads, all snagged firmly into the biological equivalent of densely-packed fully-tightened steel watch-springs.

Post by **LarsMac** » Wed May 15, 2013 12:49 pm

I am NOT getting really comfortable mental images, here.

I think I will just move on.

Týr · Post by **Týr** » Wed May 15, 2013 12:53 pm

LarsMac;1427153 wrote: I am NOT getting really comfortable mental images, here.

I think I will just move on.

That's as nothing compared to the reaction my children will have if and when they stray onto the site to check I still exist. I may get grounded again.

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Wed May 15, 2013 1:10 pm

LarsMac;1427153 wrote: I am NOT getting really comfortable mental images, here.

I think I will just move on.Just imagine me in my younger days, you'll be fine.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed May 15, 2013 1:19 pm

Since when did lemons give butter ?

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Wed May 15, 2013 1:23 pm

Just to set everyone's mind at ease:

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Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Wed May 15, 2013 5:56 pm

Maybe it's got lanolin in it. BAAAAA!

Post by **LarsMac** » Wed May 15, 2013 9:27 pm

That might do it.