Boring status alert

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:34 am

As we had a thread once on Facebook humorous posts, Snooze has just given me an Idea.

Post your Boring status updates here.

We've all seen them... those status updates that mean nothing except to the person posting them. You click ' like ' out of a sense of pity.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:38 am

I'll start with my tattoo'd and facially pierced neighbour today...

U could buy him the most expensive toys in the world but apparently at the moment in mariusz's eyes nothing beats playing with mummies crocs xx

8 minutes ago · BlackBerry Smartphones App

Merrick had a fantastic ntes sleep but within 1min of him getting up iv had a huge cup thrown at me for just wanting to change his nappy

5 hours ago · BlackBerry Smartphones App

1,700 friends and no likes.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:43 am

So I'm being a bus wanker today!!!

5 hours ago · Staple Hill

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Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:48 am

am soo bored i could crush a grape lol

2 hours ago

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Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:50 am

well chaps as much as i would like to spend all day on here i have got things to do and try to figure out what to do for tea lol x take care i will be back laters cause **** all on telly lol xx

2 hours ago

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Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:51 am

Is that why you "like" all of my posts?!?

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:52 am

oscar;1433664 wrote: I'll start with my tattoo'd and facially pierced neighbour today...

U could buy him the most expensive toys in the world but apparently at the moment in mariusz's eyes nothing beats playing with mummies crocs xx

8 minutes ago · BlackBerry Smartphones App

Merrick had a fantastic ntes sleep but within 1min of him getting up iv had a huge cup thrown at me for just wanting to change his nappy

5 hours ago · BlackBerry Smartphones App

1,700 friends and no likes.

She's got 1700 friends?!? How is that possible?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:53 am

SnoozeAgain;1433670 wrote: Is that why you "like" all of my posts?!?

No, I like yours especially the bowel habit updates. :sneaky: :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:54 am

SnoozeAgain;1433672 wrote: She's got 1700 friends?!? How is that possible? She actually knows about 10 of them. She's one of those people who goes through your friends list and sends requests to you family.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:03 am

Sorry about the quality of the videos I filmed them from the PC screen.

7 minutes ago · Twerton

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Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:15 am

oscar;1433676 wrote: Sorry about the quality of the videos I filmed them from the PC screen.

7 minutes ago · Twerton

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So the vids are already available online but she videos them again on her phone? Alrighty then.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:16 am

oscar;1433673 wrote: No, I like yours especially the bowel habit updates. :sneaky: :wah:

My bowel updates are more interesting than your neighbor's posts.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:23 am

SnoozeAgain;1433679 wrote: My bowel updates are more interesting than your neighbor's posts. I only keep her on because she's a constant source of amusement for Peter and I.

She posts the most banal status updates and If she doesn't get any likes she bumps the post.

In a way, It's very sad..... but hilarious.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:24 am

Sam Preen

Seen a new pair of trainers I want.

44 minutes ago

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Andy Rollie likes this.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:28 am

Here's one for Anne.

Nick Griffin MEP

Are you willing to be walked over completely by Commissars of the EU? -

54 minutes ago

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Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:23 am

Andrew Suddess

SMILE

If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.

3 minutes ago

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Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:44 pm

Dear god, I know some dull people.

David Metcalfe feeling bored

Thought to myself i best stay in tonight, give myself a rest and get an early night, but i'm bored out of my brains!

30 minutes ago · Stockton-on-Tees, England

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3 people like this.