Russel Brand .....again.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:21 am

I might start a thread in praise of the Ross miester

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:23 pm

oscar;1435827 wrote: I loathe Jonathon Ross with a passion. Him and his equally dimwitted brother Paul Ross and Irritating wife of Jonathon Ross, Jane Ross who have all tried their hands at presenting without one shred of talent.

We do not have any of the Ross's In the Oscar household...

Couldn't agree more

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:29 pm

theia;1435874 wrote: Couldn't agree more

To think......I used to like you.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:43 pm

Bruv;1435884 wrote: To think......I used to like you. Go on then... name me one redeeming feature of Jonathon Ross, his half wit brother and his ridiculous wife.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:54 pm

Bruv;1435884 wrote: To think......I used to like you.

And you still do, Bruv. How could you not?

:-6

Týr · Post by **Týr** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:59 pm

theia;1435892 wrote: And you still do, Bruv. How could you not?

Oh lord, she's going to belly-dance again.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:59 pm

oscar;1435888 wrote: Go on then... name me one redeeming feature of Jonathon Ross, his half wit brother and his ridiculous wife.
Why should I ?

They are splendid parents I believe.

Jonathon is a very good raconteur, he can present an entertaining interview, not rocket science or brain surgery I know, but there has to be light and shade in life.

Somebody has to run the country, somebody has to empty dustbins, what would we do do without them all?

With so many TV channels these days no one need to be excessively annoyed by anybody, you can always seek out Keith Lemon.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:01 pm

Týr;1435893 wrote: Oh lord, she's going to belly-dance again.

That could be worth hanging about for.......

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:24 pm

Bruv;1435894 wrote: Why should I ?

They are splendid parents I believe.

Jonathon is a very good raconteur, he can present an entertaining interview, not rocket science or brain surgery I know, but there has to be light and shade in life.

Somebody has to run the country, somebody has to empty dustbins, what would we do do without them all?

With so many TV channels these days no one need to be excessively annoyed by anybody, you can always seek out Keith Lemon.

So no redeeming qualities then.

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:16 pm

Týr;1435893 wrote: Oh lord, she's going to belly-dance again.

How did you know that :confused

Týr · Post by **Týr** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:17 pm

theia;1435949 wrote: How did you know that :confused

Either you've got that "give me the head of John the Baptist" look about you again or I'm suffering yet another Ken Russell moment. If I wake up mumbling "oh Salome dance for me and I'll give you half my kingdom" it'll probably turn out to be both.

eta: are we still vaguely on topic? I'd hate to stray.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:22 pm

Týr;1435963 wrote: Either you've got that "give me the head of John the Baptist" look about you again or I'm suffering yet another Ken Russell moment. If I wake up mumbling "oh Salome dance for me and I'll give you half my kingdom" it'll probably turn out to be both.

eta: are we still vaguely on topic? I'd hate to stray.

Errrr......the ramblings on people's perception of humour ?

Well......yes I suppose......carry on.

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:40 pm

Týr;1435963 wrote: Either you've got that "give me the head of John the Baptist" look about you again or I'm suffering yet another Ken Russell moment. If I wake up mumbling "oh Salome dance for me and I'll give you half my kingdom" it'll probably turn out to be both.

eta: are we still vaguely on topic? I'd hate to stray.

Oh go on, stray away! There are precious few advantages in this getting older thing...a bit of straying, even rambling on, could be the making of us (I'm including you in this, Bruv)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:48 pm

Theia... I am having a surprise birthday party for Peter soon. I was wondering what sort of entertainment to lay on. It has to be respectable as our local MP Is coming.... It's being held In our friends Indian resturant.......can I advertise you as the entertainment as The Delhi Belly Dancer ?.... There'll be free food and cake If you're up for It.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:50 pm

theia;1435974 wrote: Oh go on, stray away! There are precious few advantages in this getting older thing...a bit of straying, even rambling on, could be the making of us (I'm including you in this, Bruv)

Never strayed in my life.................not today anyway.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:53 pm

oscar;1435981 wrote: It has to be respectable as our local MP Is coming.... It's being held In our friends Indian resturant.......can I advertise you as the entertainment as The Delhi Belly Dancer ?.....

A light iron on a coolish setting may be required.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:54 pm

Bruv;1435984 wrote: A light iron on a coolish setting may be required.

That's out of order

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:56 pm

oscar;1435985 wrote: That's out of order

Not if an MP is in attendance

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:05 pm

Bruv;1435987 wrote: Not if an MP is in attendance

Why would the Millitary Police be there?

You're not in trouble again are you Oscar?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:08 pm

Bryn Mawr;1435990 wrote: Why would the Millitary Police be there?

You're not in trouble again are you Oscar?

:wah:

Depends how raucous the belly dancing gets...

It's the more sedate Chris Skidmoore MP

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:15 am

Bruv;1435984 wrote: A light iron on a coolish setting may be required.

Below the belt, Bruv, below the belt

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Sep 12, 2013 4:28 am

theia;1436008 wrote: Below the belt, Bruv, below the belt

What................... for your knees as well ?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:25 am

Bruv;1436015 wrote: What................... for your knees as well ?

You are bang out of order and offensive,

There Is a world of difference between having a joke and a bit of badinage with personally Insulting a lady of Thei'a Ilk.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Sep 12, 2013 11:13 am

oscar;1436021 wrote: You are bang out of order and offensive,

There Is a world of difference between having a joke and a bit of badinage with personally Insulting a lady of Thei'a Ilk.

In a thread about Russel Brand ?