Fg crusades in the year of our lord 2014!!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:58 am

I didn't put this in the religious section because this is the place to come and give your opinion on who is currently getting the upper hand in the numerous (not complaining), religious threads.

Current contenders:

Mickiel

Gnostic Christian Bishop

Singh-Song

All the various athiests

Anne Boleyn

Lars Mac

Tude Dog

If you think someone got in a good upper cut, left hook, or a low blow you can post it here.

Feel free to add other member as needed.

At this time I give the upper hand to Mickiel for the sheer volume of posts, he is like a energizer rabbit. He just keeps on going and going. Can he hold up with this kind of effort or will he fade as the rounds tick off.

This is by no means a complaint or insult to any of the above mentioned members. this is solely meant to be a humorous and fun thread.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:10 am

Saint made a nice reply in the thread,

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... ost1446094.

The graphics scored well also.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:19 am

Must admit.....my brains hurting.

tabby · Post by **tabby** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:49 am

YZGI, you should come up with some kind of religion thread equivalent of a football pool!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:57 am

Definite point for Bruv just for the simpleness of the question.

Well?

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... ost1446094

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:00 am

tabby;1446116 wrote: YZGI, you should come up with some kind of religion thread equivalent of a football pool!

Yeah, or a series of horse races.

And down the strech they come, Mickiel in the lead but gnostic giving a great effort on the inside, and here come Anne on the outside with a fury....LOL

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:37 am

I'm going to give myself 1/2 point for this one. For no other reason than it's my game and I need a score.

Why would he want anything? He/she/it is God.

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/gener ... ost1445884

Post by **LarsMac** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:05 pm

Well, I am tossing in the towel.

I should know better, by now.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:48 pm

LarsMac;1446157 wrote: Well, I am tossing in the towel.

.

Is than an euphemism ?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:04 pm

YZGI;1446095 wrote:

. The Form and Betting

Mickiel 4/5 Favourite... led by 5 lengths over competition last time out... with firm ground, will stay the distance this time out.

Gnostic Christian Bishop 2/1.... Inexperienced. Stayed on last time out but floundered In final stages. Needs the extra milage to win here today.

Singh-Song 25/1.... First outing since Injury In 2007.... Inexperienced Filly who will be unable to keep up the pace with the big guns.

All the various athiests 33/1.... Completely outclassed by the favourite. Likely to tire on this distance. Best to hope for Is a place.

Anne Boleyn 33/1.... Headstrong filly... problematic In the past... trainer has blinkered, ear plugs and will be wearing a visa. Likely to outrun the pace early on and tire before finish.

Lars Mac 33/1.... Jumping needs to Improve since last time out. Not strong enough for a late challenge over this distance,

Tude Dog 9/2... Sprightly young colt, likely to give the top of the betting a late challenge. Will stay the distance, plenty of stamina and could just nab this race on the line.

Post by **LarsMac** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:32 pm

oscar;1446169 wrote: The Form and Betting

Mickiel 4/5 Favourite... led by 5 lengths over competition last time out... with firm ground, will stay the distance this time out.

Gnostic Christian Bishop 2/1.... Inexperienced. Stayed on last time out but floundered In final stages. Needs the extra milage to win here today.

Singh-Song 25/1.... First outing since Injury In 2007.... Inexperienced Filly who will be unable to keep up the pace with the big guns.

All the various athiests 33/1.... Completely outclassed by the favourite. Likely to tire on this distance. Best to hope for Is a place.

Anne Boleyn 33/1.... Headstrong filly... problematic In the past... trainer has blinkered, ear plugs and will be wearing a visa. Likely to outrun the pace early on and tire before finish.

Lars Mac 33/1.... Jumping needs to Improve since last time out. Not strong enough for a late challenge over this distance,

Tude Dog 9/2... Sprightly young colt, likely to give the top of the betting a late challenge. Will stay the distance, plenty of stamina and could just nab this race on the line.

Scratch notice.

LarsMac has pulled a "Mad Moose" and headed for the barn.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:46 pm

oscar;1446169 wrote: The Form and Betting

Mickiel 4/5 Favourite... led by 5 lengths over competition last time out... with firm ground, will stay the distance this time out.

Gnostic Christian Bishop 2/1.... Inexperienced. Stayed on last time out but floundered In final stages. Needs the extra milage to win here today.

Singh-Song 25/1.... First outing since Injury In 2007.... Inexperienced Filly who will be unable to keep up the pace with the big guns.

All the various athiests 33/1.... Completely outclassed by the favourite. Likely to tire on this distance. Best to hope for Is a place.

Anne Boleyn 33/1.... Headstrong filly... problematic In the past... trainer has blinkered, ear plugs and will be wearing a visa. Likely to outrun the pace early on and tire before finish.

Lars Mac 33/1.... Jumping needs to Improve since last time out. Not strong enough for a late challenge over this distance,

Tude Dog 9/2... Sprightly young colt, likely to give the top of the betting a late challenge. Will stay the distance, plenty of stamina and could just nab this race on the line.

LOL.. Very good. Thanks for the laugh.

tabby · Post by **tabby** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:54 am

oscar;1446169 wrote: The Form and Betting

Mickiel 4/5 Favourite... led by 5 lengths over competition last time out... with firm ground, will stay the distance this time out.

Gnostic Christian Bishop 2/1.... Inexperienced. Stayed on last time out but floundered In final stages. Needs the extra milage to win here today.

Singh-Song 25/1.... First outing since Injury In 2007.... Inexperienced Filly who will be unable to keep up the pace with the big guns.

All the various athiests 33/1.... Completely outclassed by the favourite. Likely to tire on this distance. Best to hope for Is a place.

Anne Boleyn 33/1.... Headstrong filly... problematic In the past... trainer has blinkered, ear plugs and will be wearing a visa. Likely to outrun the pace early on and tire before finish.

Lars Mac 33/1.... Jumping needs to Improve since last time out. Not strong enough for a late challenge over this distance,

Tude Dog 9/2... Sprightly young colt, likely to give the top of the betting a late challenge. Will stay the distance, plenty of stamina and could just nab this race on the line.

This is so funny!! :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:35 pm

The rank outsider. 66/1

gmc...Has refused last two outings. Likely to act up In the stretch. Blinkered to avoid biting other horses. Capable but will find the distance tedious and likely to refuse half way round.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:59 pm

oscar;1446274 wrote: The rank outsider. 66/1

gmc...Has refused last two outings. Likely to act up In the stretch. Blinkered to avoid biting other horses. Capable but will find the distance tedious and likely to refuse half way round.

I figured that would be 666/1.

If his kilt flies up he is likely to win going away.

Mickiel · Post by **Mickiel** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:29 pm

oscar;1446169 wrote: The Form and Betting

Mickiel 4/5 Favourite... led by 5 lengths over competition last time out... with firm ground, will stay the distance this time out.

Gnostic Christian Bishop 2/1.... Inexperienced. Stayed on last time out but floundered In final stages. Needs the extra milage to win here today.

Singh-Song 25/1.... First outing since Injury In 2007.... Inexperienced Filly who will be unable to keep up the pace with the big guns.

All the various athiests 33/1.... Completely outclassed by the favourite. Likely to tire on this distance. Best to hope for Is a place.

Anne Boleyn 33/1.... Headstrong filly... problematic In the past... trainer has blinkered, ear plugs and will be wearing a visa. Likely to outrun the pace early on and tire before finish.

Lars Mac 33/1.... Jumping needs to Improve since last time out. Not strong enough for a late challenge over this distance,

Tude Dog 9/2... Sprightly young colt, likely to give the top of the betting a late challenge. Will stay the distance, plenty of stamina and could just nab this race on the line.

I thank you; I am so honored by this.

Peace.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:39 am

Mickiel;1446292 wrote: I thank you; I am so honored by this.

Peace.

Question for you Mickiel.

Do you think God has a sense of humor?

Mickiel · Post by **Mickiel** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:47 am

YZGI;1446298 wrote: Question for you Mickiel.

Do you think God has a sense of humor?

Yes I do. And it can be seen in some of his creations; an anteater; the Peacok;

The Blowfish; the laughing Hyena; Human comedians who just have an inner knack for humor, and so on.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:16 pm

So, oscar, the horse with the most handicaps never wins? The point is though, this is not a race. There are many games not worth playing, & the smartest one is the one who says, "why bother dealing with this crap in the first place? why be involved at all?" That's the winner. Turn on, tune in, drop OUT.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:18 pm

As for you YZGI, I wish you had never printed this pointless thread to begin with. I guess you're not always amusing. Leave some jokes for the professional comedians & don't quit your day job.

Mickiel · Post by **Mickiel** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:28 pm

AnneBoleyn;1446338 wrote: So, oscar, the horse with the most handicaps never wins? The point is though, this is not a race. There are many games not worth playing, & the smartest one is the one who says, "why bother dealing with this crap in the first place? why be involved at all?" That's the winner. Turn on, tune in, drop OUT.

Whats it feel like Anne? To know that you did nothing to help the race?

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:31 pm

What race are we in? I did not agree to participate in a race of any kind with anyone.

Mickiel · Post by **Mickiel** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:40 pm

AnneBoleyn;1446350 wrote: What race are we in? I did not agree to participate in a race of any kind with anyone.

Your effort to ban me was a race that you enlisted others to join; you lost that race.

I had never started such a race like that here before, but you got away with it.

And I know your going to do it again.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:45 pm

AnneBoleyn;1446339 wrote: As for you YZGI, I wish you had never printed this pointless thread to begin with. I guess you're not always amusing. Leave some jokes for the professional comedians & don't quit your day job.

I reckon not.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:50 pm

Mickiel;1446353 wrote: Your effort to ban me was a race that you enlisted others to join; you lost that race.

I had never started such a race like that here before, but you got away with it.

And I know your going to do it again.

I didn't lose anything, Mickiel. I was stating my opinion at the time & many others disagreed with me. I don't consider that to be a loss of any kind. I was merely expressing myself. Here is some background: I was undergoing dental surgeries at the time & was in serious discomfort & on painkillers. I have often thought that if those circumstances were not occurring I might have never posted that thread. There was a time, on your thread "Where is the Love" I believe it is called where it seemed we were actually getting on pretty well.

"Got Away With It".

"Going to do it Again".

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:15 pm

AnneBoleyn;1446338 wrote: So, oscar, the horse with the most handicaps never wins? The point is though, this is not a race. There are many games not worth playing, & the smartest one is the one who says, "why bother dealing with this crap in the first place? why be involved at all?" That's the winner. Turn on, tune in, drop OUT. No Anne... That's what we call a Mad Moose

Posted by Yzgi

this is solely meant to be a humorous and fun thread.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:17 pm

I actually found your odds hilarious oscar & very creative.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:54 pm

AnneBoleyn;1446360 wrote: I didn't lose anything, Mickiel. I was stating my opinion at the time & many others disagreed with me. I don't consider that to be a loss of any kind. I was merely expressing myself. Here is some background: I was undergoing dental surgeries at the time & was in serious discomfort & on painkillers. I have often thought that if those circumstances were not occurring I might have never posted that thread. There was a time, on your thread "Where is the Love" I believe it is called where it seemed we were actually getting on pretty well.

"Got Away With It".

"Going to do it Again".

I wasn't in any discomfort or on pain meds and I agreed with you.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:45 pm

Snooz;1446847 wrote: I wasn't in any discomfort or on pain meds and I agreed with you.

I wasn't In discomfort, more sort of achey. I wasn't on any heavy meds, just light pain relief at the time so I sort of half agreed and could see both sides.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:00 pm

You get to be our age and a person's always sort of achey. It's better than the alternative though.

Post by **LarsMac** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:06 pm

That line from the Demi Moore movie comes to mind.

Something about the good thing about pain; it means you're still alive.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:38 pm

The starter Is heading towards his rostrum,

They are starters orders.

The tape has gone up.

And they're off.

As expected Mikiel the Favourite gallops Into the lead with an early lead of two furlongs.

Slow away there was the young colt Tude Dog.

gmc the rank outsider runs along In second place but on their heels Is the novice filly Singh Songh.

Floundering at the rear of the field there Is Anne Bolynn.

Other agnostics will find It difficult to keep up with this early fierce pace.

They take the first fence

And down there goes Agnosticbishop... he's out of the race.

They thunder on to the 2nd hurdle.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:19 am

All over the 2nd safely.

A good jump by gmc see's him draw level with the leader with Singh Song close on their heels.

Anne Bolynne now drops to the rear of the field.

And a various agnostic has unseated his rider and has bolted.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:55 am

Take me out of your stupid race already. I'm not here to run at anyone's command. I dropped dead on the field, ok? I said what I had to say in that thread, pain meds or not. Agree or disagree, that's what freedom is. I didn't lose or win anything, life is it's own reward; just being here gives me the Triple Crown. Don't make the mistake of thinking I live my life for what is said on a message board. It's really not important.

Post by **LarsMac** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:25 am

I think this has run its course, myself.