A Virtual gift for the first one to get this..

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu May 01, 2014 4:10 pm

I've posted this before on Facebook and no-one gets It... can you ?

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Post by **LarsMac** » Thu May 01, 2014 4:26 pm

We know what he's got on HIS mind.

Except, those look more like Ravens.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu May 01, 2014 4:31 pm

LarsMac;1453043 wrote: We know what he's got on HIS mind.

Except, those look more like Ravens.
They're not Ravens..... Do you get the joke there?

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Thu May 01, 2014 4:41 pm

Oscar Mate;1453044 wrote: They're not Ravens..... Do you get the joke there?

It takes at least three to make a murder.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu May 01, 2014 4:48 pm

tude dog;1453045 wrote: It takes at least three to make a murder. A virtual gift to Tude Dog !!!

Explanation..... A group of Crows are called ' A Murder '.... two crows do not make a murder... It's an attempted murder.

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Thu May 01, 2014 4:53 pm

Seen this before, , ,here on FG

Counting Crows

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu May 01, 2014 4:55 pm

tude dog;1453048 wrote: Seen this before, , ,here on FG

Counting Crows I never saw that when It was posted.

Looks like JJ beat me to It... It's a good one.

Post by **LarsMac** » Thu May 01, 2014 5:33 pm

LarsMac;1453043 wrote: We know what he's got on HIS mind.

Except, those look more like Ravens.

Oscar Mate;1453044 wrote: They're not Ravens..... Do you get the joke there?

I thought it seemed fairly obvious that I did. But Tude gets the prize.

(they still look more like Ravens.

)

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu May 01, 2014 9:24 pm

Look like crows to me . Big barstards that peck the eyes out of the ewes' whilst they try to give birth.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 02, 2014 5:59 am

I get Clatterings In the field outside my house.

A group of Jackdaws being a Clattering.

I like them In that two tone type way.

Post by **jones jones** » Fri May 02, 2014 10:45 am

A murder of crows ... Why? Wish I knew!

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Fri May 02, 2014 11:47 am

jones jones;1453083 wrote: A murder of crows ... Why? Wish I knew!

It was probably decided by a Parliament of their peers.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 02, 2014 12:07 pm

tude dog;1453086 wrote: It was probably decided by a Parliament of their peers.

Imagine the scenario.....

Jolly ole King Henry V111 Is gazing out of his leaded windows at home at Hampton Court Palace watching the Crows demolish his bowling lawn looking for worms. He turns to the wife, Anne Boleyn and says " Those F****** Crows are Murder..... she went off and wrote It In her Filofax and the rest Is history.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri May 02, 2014 2:03 pm

Oscar Mate;1453088 wrote: Imagine the scenario.....

Jolly ole King Henry V111 Is gazing out of his leaded windows at home at Hampton Court Palace watching the Crows demolish his bowling lawn looking for worms. He turns to the wife, Anne Boleyn and says " Those F****** Crows are Murder..... she went off and wrote It In her Filofax and the rest Is history.

.................and we know what happened to HER.

:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri May 02, 2014 3:00 pm

along-for-the-ride;1453096 wrote: .................and we know what happened to HER.

:wah: True lol

Maybe he was so fed up with those Crows pooping on his State Carraige, he said he'd murder them.

But the general explanation Is that groups of Crows will Murder other smaller animals.

Now I'm off to feed my ' Skulk'