Fantasy Product Promotions

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:27 am

Quote Originally Posted by Oscar Namechange View Post

Fearful Is a strong emotion. May I be so Impertinent as to Inquire why ?

Actually, I don't like this kind of marketing. Your product should be sound enough without gimmicks... promotions ie BOGOF or special price offers are different.

I find It derogatory to Gay men and women... what next ? The big Tits page 3 promotion ? Or the Builders Arsse Crack deal ? The Geriatric Tenna Lady bun ? The Politicians Burger ( no balls Included )?, Or even, The Scottish Independence Offer? ( Just the bun sitting on It's own.

Posted by Fourpart

That could make for an interesting fun thread. Fantasy promotions for different products.

An Irish Ryvita party - Just for the Cracker Vite.

Tesco Jenga Packs - Every Little Helps.

Wrigley selling Flavoured Condoms - May not taste of much, but the bubbles....

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:30 am

The Vince Cable Cheese burger.... Crusty bun, over-rated burger with a Stilton cheese topping that's mouldy, covered In blue veins and sour to the taste.

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:56 am

The Sean Connery Burger:

Overpriced & doesn't really live up to expectations.

Can be relied upon to remain the same, regardless of packaging.

Only served as an export product.

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:01 am

The Nick Clegg Burger:

Handles exactly the way the owner wants it to.

Insignificant, Soft & Juicy.

No Bones.

No Guts.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:03 am

FourPart;1459260 wrote: The Sean Connery Burger:

Overpriced & doesn't really live up to expectations.

Can be relied upon to remain the same, regardless of packaging.

Only served as an export product.

Brilliant !!!

The Nick Clegg deal... Two burgers showing both faces, no fries due to desertion on the plate, comes with an Insipid watery coffee that lacks substance and taste.

The Alex Salmond Burger... Short term offer only due to limited supplies. Small burger Inflated to size by gas and hot air.

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:04 am

Araldite: The Movie.

Araldite 2: The Sequel

Araldite 3: The Remix - Die Hard

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:08 am

The Jeremy Kyle Burger... Enormous lump of meat that leaves a bitter taste In the mouth.

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:09 am

Singh & Son - Builders:

You've tried the Cowboys. Now try the Indians.

(One I've actually seen on a Builder's Van)

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:11 am

Scottish Referendum to become Jihadist Muslim Homeworld:

Salmond Rushdie.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:12 am

FourPart;1459265 wrote: Singh & Son - Builders:

You've tried the Cowboys. Now try the Indians.

(One I've actually seen on a Builder's Van) We had two shop In Worthing years ago ... One was the Chinese Launderette called ' Won Sok' and the other a hang gliding, kite equipment shop called ' Cupid Stunts'.... used to crack me up every time I drove past. ( I had to be very careful how I typed that)

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:17 am

Hero of the Funny Shaped Balls

(oooh, Matron)

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:26 am

Orthopedic Medicinal Cannabis / Viagra Cocktail:

Perfect for Stiff Joints.

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:29 am

Monks campaign to raise funds to keep soup kitchen open:

Broth-ers in Alms.

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:35 am

Mesmerising campaign to raise awareness that the 5 a day can help to enhance the Body Clock...

Concentrate on the watch.

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:37 am

Rainbow Pianos.

It's not all Black & White.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:58 pm

Did you hear about the Arab pop group ............. JihaddyWaddy ?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:11 pm

G#Gill;1459288 wrote: Did you hear about the Arab pop group ............. JihaddyWaddy ? Now that's naughty !! :yh_rotfl

Did you hear about the President of The United States having a row with the Leader of Tibet ? It was an Obama LLama Ding Dong

The David Beckham Burger.... Over-rated piece of Gristle past It's sell by date... also sold In any country that'll have It.

By the way Mrs... look at your e mails

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:14 am

Oscar Namechange;1459292 wrote: Now that's naughty !! :yh_rotfl

Did you hear about the President of The United States having a row with the Leader of Tibet ? It was an Obama LLama Ding Dong

The David Beckham Burger.... Over-rated piece of Gristle past It's sell by date... also sold In any country that'll have It.

By the way Mrs... look at your e mails

Why did you want me to look at my emails ? I sent you my email addy because I could find nothing that you may have sent and thought that you may have sent something to an old email address that I don't use any more. Now you can resend whatever it was to the correct email address. So why don't you answer my question ?

:-2 :-3 :-5 :-5

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:40 am

G#Gill;1459394 wrote: Why did you want me to look at my emails ? I sent you my email addy because I could find nothing that you may have sent and thought that you may have sent something to an old email address that I don't use any more. Now you can resend whatever it was to the correct email address. So why don't you answer my question ?

:-2 :-3 :-5 :-5
You sound just like an old member I used to know :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You have my sincere apologies... This has been a busy few days and this Is the first time I have had chance to sit down at the laptop. I'll be away for two days again tomorrow but I'll re-send tonight.... so ner

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:04 am

Oscar Namechange;1459401 wrote: You sound just like an old member I used to know :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You have my sincere apologies... This has been a busy few days and this Is the first time I have had chance to sit down at the laptop. I'll be away for two days again tomorrow but I'll re-send tonight.... so ner

Ere, less of the 'old' Mrs.!! I look forward to that, although I wonder if you will actually send it, after you read my last post in the 'Stupid' thread !

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 11:43 am

G#Gill;1459404 wrote: Ere, less of the 'old' Mrs.!! I look forward to that, although I wonder if you will actually send it, after you read my last post in the 'Stupid' thread !

Don't be daft... I bear no grudges my little lemon Icing topped cup cake.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 12:45 pm

Oscar Namechange;1459420 wrote: Don't be daft... I bear no grudges my little lemon Icing topped cup cake.

Good to hear. Lemon ? Not keen on lemon, I find it too tart, now if it was chocolate icing topped cup cake, I wouldn't mind that !

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:31 pm

G#Gill;1459430 wrote: Good to hear. Lemon ? Not keen on lemon, I find it too tart, now if it was chocolate icing topped cup cake, I wouldn't mind that !

A Lemon Meringue Tart, even.