Post your favorite one liner.

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:03 am

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:12 am

Thank you for expressing your opinion so forcefully and I wish you every success in your quest to find someone that actually cares.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:22 am

Take my wife------PLEASE!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:47 pm

Never surround yourself with halfwitts... they'll never rise to your level, only drag you down to theirs.

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:28 pm

sugarpuff;1469434 wrote: God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

We are here for your entertainment and enjoyment.

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:45 pm

Tude dog that was perfect :wah:

To each his own ....

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:06 pm

Keep your friends close & your enemies closer.

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:39 pm

God father line love it ....Four Part ...

the friendship that can cease has never been real

Fuzzy · Post by **Fuzzy** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:27 pm

If I knew grandchildren were going to be this much fun, I would have had them first!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 10:43 am

Sarcasm was Invented to ridicule the stupid without them even realising It.

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 1:57 pm

God must have been a Civil Engineer. He put the Playground right next to the Sewage Outflow.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:02 pm

If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have looked after myself better.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 3:00 pm

Bruv;1469531 wrote: If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have looked after myself better.

How True..............but then again we would have missed out on some really fun times.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 5:30 pm

I second that emotion.

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:01 pm

"The public love sincerity - If you can fake that, you've got it made"

(Frankie Howerd)

Fuzzy · Post by **Fuzzy** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 2:30 am

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:41 am

"All you need is love"

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:43 am

"My eyes are up here" I get this one a lot. :-2:yh_rotfl

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:47 pm

What goes around, comes around.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:14 pm

Betty Boop;1469650 wrote: What goes around, comes around.

I love you Betty, but I hate that saying. Why? 'Cos I only heard it said in nasty ways, which I'm sure you would never do.

Take that saying------PLEASE!!!!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:21 pm

AnneBoleyn;1469654 wrote: I love you Betty, but I hate that saying. Why? 'Cos I only heard it said in nasty ways, which I'm sure you would never do.

Take that saying------PLEASE!!!!

I her what you are saying, I have no malice in it though, another one for me would be 'what you give out, you get back' both are phrases I tend to use when listening to others run others down and I slip one or other saying in as a dig that they are not being nice.

Sometimes though Anne, it's really hard to be nice all the time but I am getting better at biting my tongue :wah:

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:23 pm

"I am getting better at biting my tongue"

Don't hurt yourself! Bad Karma (the term I prefer). 'Night.

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Thu Dec 18, 2014 5:58 pm

been there

done that

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:47 pm

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence ...

I should know ....I am the great at it ...:wah::wah:

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:05 am

sugarpuff;1469729 wrote: sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence ...

I should know ....I am the great at it ...:wah::wah:
Yeah, right.

stiffer · Post by **stiffer** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 3:43 am

If at first you don't succeed, f*** it!!

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 2:56 pm

FourPart;1469734 wrote: Yeah, right.

Thank you for agreeing with me ....

You are almost as intelligence as me ...

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 2:58 pm

stiffer;1469738 wrote: If at first you don't succeed, f*** it!!

or never ever try skydiving

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 3:21 pm

If at first you don't succeed, then you're not a parrot.

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 4:09 pm

sugarpuff;1469729 wrote: sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence ...

I should know ....I am the great at it ...:wah::wah:

Problem with sarcasm is it doesn't always work that well.

I am guilty of both, not doing it well, and no seeing it.

Found it necessary to post it. /scar for example.

FG-administator · Post by **FG-administator** » Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:33 pm

curl -s http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live | grep -Eo '^.*' | sed s,,,g | shuf -n 1

from http://www.bashoneliners.com/

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Dec 21, 2014 7:26 pm

stiffer;1469738 wrote: If at first you don't succeed, f*** it!!

:wah::wah::wah: I like It

' Jack of all trades and master of F*** all

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:36 pm

It takes one to know one .

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:50 pm

So, I'm chopped liver?

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 3:56 pm

tude dog;1469913 wrote: I'm choped liver?

It's: What am I, chopped liver?

Another "C" on your report card.

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:21 pm

AnneBoleyn;1469915 wrote: It's: What am I, chopped liver?

Another "C" on your report card.

Not for your sake, I do take effort to make correct spelling.

Chopped liver

Thank You anyway.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:45 pm

tude dog;1469920 wrote:

Thank You anyway.

Any time, friend.

Fuzzy · Post by **Fuzzy** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:55 am

Never answer an anonymous letter.

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:18 am

FG;1469837 wrote: curl -s Corporate Bullshit Generator | grep -Eo '^.*' | sed s,,,g | shuf -n 1

from Bash One-Liners :: bashoneliners.com

Wow .. those are one liners .. I really can't understand ..

I guess you would have to be a computer technician ...to understand it ...

FG-administator · Post by **FG-administator** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:25 am

sugarpuff;1469940 wrote: Wow .. those are one liners .. I really can't understand ..

I guess you would have to be a computer technician ...to understand it ...

It's the bullshit generator. This is a sample of what you get when you run it...

bash-4.2$ curl -s http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live | grep -Eo '^<li>.*</li>' | sed s,</?li>,,g | shuf -n 1

Our credible, day-to-day, issue inspires the customers. Well-crafted insights culturally

deepen a heart-of-the-business and accessible Control Information System. The

enablers broaden key onboarding solutions. The enabler accelerates our learnings,

while success factor and action plan strengthen the Chief Marketing Officer by thinking

and acting beyond boundaries.

bash-4.2$

I did notice nobody else produced citations. I think people ought. These are supposedly famous sayings but I have no idea who said them.

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:40 am

Me ... I said them .. but that is our secret ...

citations,,, citations,,,, citations,,,,

I do not stand alone .. I am not the only bull **** generator

around here ..

I think fuzzy is the big boss ...of the B S generator ...

Fuzzy · Post by **Fuzzy** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:47 am

sugarpuff;1469946 wrote:

I think fuzzy is the big boss ...of the B S generator ...

Well, most of them have been banned. You're next, sugarbowl.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:54 am

I hate you - angry daughter :wah:

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:54 am

Fuzzy;1469947 wrote: Well, most of them have been banned. You're next, sugarbowl.

What did I do ??????

A Picture is worth a thousand words

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:57 am

Fuzzy;1469947 wrote: Well, most of them have been banned. You're next, sugarbowl.

Ah, but they'll be back...

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:58 am

Betty Boop;1469948 wrote: I hate you - angry daughter :wah:

I used to tell my eldest brother .. I am not your friend anymore ... (angry sister )

Fuzzy · Post by **Fuzzy** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:58 am

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:00 am

Betty Boop;1469950 wrote: Ah, but they'll be back...

I'll be back .........Terminator

Fuzzy · Post by **Fuzzy** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:00 am

Betty Boop;1469950 wrote: Ah, but they'll be back...

I can't wait.:yh_rotfl

sugarpuff · Post by **sugarpuff** » Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:16 am

Anything worth having is worth waiting for ...