Man on naked bike ride gets ejected after becoming aroused
A cyclist was hauled from the start line of a naked bike race and spoken to by police following reports that he had an erection.
He was 'ordered by stewards to put his jeans on'. You would have thought that would have been his first action.
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I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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I had a saddle like that once.
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It is unfortunate I know, but some men find difficulty in disguising emotional thoughts, unlike women ! Perhaps somebody in the crowd could have thrown cold water on the poor guy ! 
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spot;1480142 wrote: I had a saddle like that once.
I am interested where I might buy one for myself.
I am interested where I might buy one for myself.
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Bruv;1480145 wrote: I am interested where I might buy one for myself.
It's almost uneventful when one's riding with an upright posture. It's crouching forward over the drop bars and swaying the bike left and right while remaining low against the saddle that causes subsequent comment, with phrases like "I feel like I may have pulled something" and "I'll be stiff for a week" most prominent.
It's almost uneventful when one's riding with an upright posture. It's crouching forward over the drop bars and swaying the bike left and right while remaining low against the saddle that causes subsequent comment, with phrases like "I feel like I may have pulled something" and "I'll be stiff for a week" most prominent.
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I heard gasps and I turned around - it was a horrible sight.
Quite unbelievable reactions, I fully expected the next sentence to read 'the man was tossing himself off' which may have explained the gasps and disgust!
Shouldn't everyone have just ignored it and let him enjoy the ride. No pun intended!
Quite unbelievable reactions, I fully expected the next sentence to read 'the man was tossing himself off' which may have explained the gasps and disgust!
Shouldn't everyone have just ignored it and let him enjoy the ride. No pun intended!
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He obviously had a problem. Why nobody offered to give him a hand I've no idea.
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AnneBoleyn
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spot;1480154 wrote: He obviously had a problem. Why nobody offered to give him a hand I've no idea.
No pun intended?
No pun intended?
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Me, madam? A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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spot;1480154 wrote: He obviously had a problem. Why nobody offered to give him a hand I've no idea.
Perhaps he wanted to give somebody a foot !!!!
Perhaps he wanted to give somebody a foot !!!!
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G#Gill;1480157 wrote: Perhaps he wanted to give somebody a foot !!!!
...:wah:
...:wah:
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Reminds me of the Max Miller joke.........
I was walking along this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, yes, not a stitch on, lady. Cor blimey, I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage
I was walking along this narrow mountain pass - so narrow that nobody else could pass you, when I saw a beautiful blonde walking towards me. A beautiful blonde with not a stitch on, yes, not a stitch on, lady. Cor blimey, I didn't know whether to toss myself off or block her passage
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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spot;1480142 wrote: I had a saddle like that once.
What? Hard?
What? Hard?
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There's actually a cyclist who rides through Southampton every year stark naked & always gets arrested, but as with this incident, it's not actually illegal, so they've got nothing to charge him with. However, this leads me to wonder if he might be able to sue the Police for Wrongful Arrest, as it is accepted that he wasn't doing anything illegal.
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FourPart;1480190 wrote: it's not actually illegal, so they've got nothing to charge him with.
The Public Order Act 1986. Section 5(1) provides:
"(1) A person is guilty of an offence if he:
(a) uses threatening [or abusive] words or behaviour, or disorderly behaviour, or
(b) displays any writing, sign or other visible representation which is threatening [or abusive],
within the hearing or sight of a person likely to be caused harassment, alarm or distress thereby."
The police need to produce a person to declare that he or she was within sight of the nude cyclist's genitalia and was distressed at the sight. That makes the public nudity disorderly behaviour. The offended person might, of course, be a police officer, or someone with access to CCTV showing the event.
The Public Order Act 1986. Section 5(1) provides:
"(1) A person is guilty of an offence if he:
(a) uses threatening [or abusive] words or behaviour, or disorderly behaviour, or
(b) displays any writing, sign or other visible representation which is threatening [or abusive],
within the hearing or sight of a person likely to be caused harassment, alarm or distress thereby."
The police need to produce a person to declare that he or she was within sight of the nude cyclist's genitalia and was distressed at the sight. That makes the public nudity disorderly behaviour. The offended person might, of course, be a police officer, or someone with access to CCTV showing the event.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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There was a documentary about this bloke some time ago, rambling and living rough naked in winter snow, I had a thread about him at he time.........was a strange fellow.
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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G#Gill;1480157 wrote: Perhaps he wanted to give somebody a foot !!!!
Or at least a few extra inches to those around him................. (ROOM), you bad lot!:wah:
Or at least a few extra inches to those around him................. (ROOM), you bad lot!:wah:
" To finish first, first you have to finish!" Rick Mears. 4x Winner Indy 500. 3x Indycar National Champion.
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12 inches - but doesn't use it as a rule.
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Didn't the police tell him to "foot off"...?:yh_whistl
" To finish first, first you have to finish!" Rick Mears. 4x Winner Indy 500. 3x Indycar National Champion.