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Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:21 pm

The question that immediately came to mind when I first saw this was "How" ?

Long before I asked "Why"?

Not for the faint hearted or prudish....Nutscaping

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:13 pm

Whatever next ? I think some people need to re-think their lives !

:wah:

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:20 pm

Bruv;1488387 wrote: The question that immediately came to mind when I first saw this was "How" ?

Long before I asked "Why"?

Not for the faint hearted or prudish....Nutscaping

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:21 pm

"selfie" takes on new meaning.

Post by **spot** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:22 pm

Without actually clicking, on account of the other people who use this machine...

My guess is that this relates to the NHS pamphlet I was sent last month, about occasionally self-checking one's health. And flash not working at too close a range so you need bright daylight, and green backgrounds to bring up the contrast so you can see what they're asking about.

I could post a couple if anyone feels like checking my result. Much like a wayward telephoto shot of an All-Black Haka or the Highland Games Hurdles.

Smaug · Post by **Smaug** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:34 pm

Bruv;1488387 wrote: The question that immediately came to mind when I first saw this was "How" ?

Long before I asked "Why"?

Not for the faint hearted or prudish....Nutscaping

It's a bit like the 90's fad for photocopying your arse!:wah:

Post by **spot** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:37 pm

Smaug;1488394 wrote: It's a bit like the 90's fad for photocopying your arse!:wah:

It died the day the color copier came into the office.

So I'm told.

Smaug · Post by **Smaug** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:51 pm

spot;1488396 wrote: It died the day the color copier came into the office.

So I'm told.

Yeeeuck!:wah: If the glass had broken, that would have been a definite impediment to 'nutscaping'!

Post by **LarsMac** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 5:54 pm

tude dog;1488389 wrote:

Exactly.

There are some things that should just remain unseen.

Smaug · Post by **Smaug** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 5:57 pm

It does make me wonder why some people get the urge to disport themselves in this manner.

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:52 pm

Why?

really - some one had toooo much time on their hands...!!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Nice sunset without the pubic hair - really this is art? or a fart?:yh_rotfl

Offended :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Oh that cracks me up - the prude I am..

Patsy

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:00 am

Well..............this thread took off faster then some I've posted.

Proves the comedy rule "You can't beat a knob gag"

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 4:29 am

hmmm I think razors need to be sent out around the world.

Bit of a sexist hobby that one.

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 6:11 am

Actually i thought the first one looked quite good - mind you, at that point I thought it was a hot air balloon.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:59 pm

I'm still trying to work out how.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:08 pm

Snowfire;1488462 wrote: I'm still trying to work out how.

I can put you out of your misery.......I haven't been practicing mind.

1. Find yourself somewhere awesome

2. Turn your back to the awesome scene

3. Drop your pants

4. Bend over and shoot Nutscape through your legs

Post by **spot** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:18 pm

Every time I tried it that way, something huge blotted out the view.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 4:51 pm

spot;1488492 wrote: Every time I tried it that way, something huge blotted out the view.

That could be your fringe.

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 12:57 am

spot;1488492 wrote: Every time I tried it that way, something huge blotted out the view.

That's because of perspective. Close up even a peanut looks like a boulder.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 1:21 pm

Bruv;1488486 wrote: I can put you out of your misery.......I haven't been practicing mind.

1. Find yourself somewhere awesome

2. Turn your back to the awesome scene

3. Drop your pants

4. Bend over and shoot Nutscape through your legs

At my age, I cannot get my head lower than scrotum but then I thought of one of those selfie sticks

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 1:27 pm

Snowfire;1488531 wrote: At my age, I cannot get my head lower than scrotum but then I thought of one of those selfie sticks

You can probably get an attachment for that as well.

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 1:32 pm

FourPart;1488533 wrote: You can probably get an attachment for that as well.

And an app ? Maybe photoshop might help.

Smaug · Post by **Smaug** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 1:50 pm

FourPart;1488508 wrote: That's because of perspective. Close up even a peanut looks like a boulder.

You bad man!:yh_rotfl

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 3:10 pm

Snowfire;1488531 wrote: At my age, I cannot get my head lower than scrotum but then I thought of one of those selfie sticks

You have never taken a selfie have you ? Come on be honest..................the phone needs to be lower than your bits, not necessarily your head.

FourPart · Post by **FourPart** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 3:23 pm

Snowfire;1488535 wrote: And an app ? Maybe photoshop might help.
Not so much an application as an appliance.

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 5:14 pm

You guys are going to hurt yourselves..:yh_rotfl

Patsy

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 5:41 pm

Patsy Warnick;1488572 wrote: You guys are going to hurt yourselves..:yh_rotfl

Patsy

Again ?

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