Demented Wishes Game

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:59 am

Johnny 5 wrote: Granted, onliest thing is you forgot to make one single car payment the whole time and now the repo man is out front!!!:wah:

I wish my PC was voice activated and I never had to type again.GRANTED..your PC can only be activated by your voice, you have laryngitis and can't speak for 4 weeks.

I WISH..it was'nt a dreary, rainy day here in England.

Johnny 5 · Post by **Johnny 5** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:06 am

Granted.............instead today it's 120 degrees and that's american degree's.....meaning Fahrenheit........and it's so freakin hot that you break into an immediate sweat just thinking about going outside:D

I wish today was Christmas day:D

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:51 pm

Johnny 5 wrote: Granted.............instead today it's 120 degrees and that's american degree's.....meaning Fahrenheit........and it's so freakin hot that you break into an immediate sweat just thinking about going outside:D

I wish today was Christmas day:D

Granted, it is. But because some of October, all of November and most of December has been missed no=one has been able to buy presents or festive food or trees or anything. So it's just another day..

I wish I had more time...

Johnny 5 · Post by **Johnny 5** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:05 pm

theia wrote:

I wish I had more time...

granted, only thing is you have no car, no job, and no money, but all the time in the world to do nothing!:D

I wish I had a million dollars

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:56 pm

Granted. But your million dollars are all in Siamese currency and since Siam has ceased to exist your dollars are now worth less than toilet paper...and nowhere near as comfortable to use! hehehe :wah:

I wish I could sit on Santas knee and wish for something fabulous...just for me...

:-6

Dakotawoman · Post by **Dakotawoman** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:34 pm

Granted, but Santa is a pervert and what he wants to give you, is not nice.

I wish I could fly like an eagle......

Dakotawoman · Post by **Dakotawoman** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:51 pm

Granted

but you are suffering from memory loss and forget that you have 3 wishes......

I'd wish for a pants that always had the exact amount of money in the pockets for whatever I wished to purchase at all times.

Penelope_Pitstop · Post by **Penelope_Pitstop** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:03 pm

Granted - but you go for a big purchase and your pants just explode (and you aren't wearing any undies either)

I wish that some people would just get over their "angst or hatred" and get on with their lives - being happier and content.

TenneseeGirl · Post by **TenneseeGirl** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:44 pm

Penelope_Pitstop wrote: Granted - but you go for a big purchase and your pants just explode (and you aren't wearing any undies either)

I wish that some people would just get over their "angst or hatred" and get on with their lives - being happier and content.

Granted but now all their angst or hatred lives in you--

I wish that there were more people that just "got it"

Wuva · Post by **Wuva** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:50 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Granted, but now everyone's got it and there isn't a cure

I wish certain toads would leave this forum and venture forth no more.

Granted...Everyone turns to toads and the slim short circuits a few laptops so they venture out to hunt a new lap top only to become roadkill.

I wish I could find true love.

theia · Post by **theia** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:26 am

Wuva wrote: Granted...Everyone turns to toads and the slim short circuits a few laptops so they venture out to hunt a new lap top only to become roadkill.

I wish I could find true love.

Granted. (But just wondering about that very annoying little habit that you true love has? But it's not really important...just very, very annoying...extremely annoying...but it doesn't really matter...)

I wish I was being paid for working all day today...

TenneseeGirl · Post by **TenneseeGirl** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:27 pm

theia wrote: Granted. (But just wondering about that very annoying little habit that you true love has? But it's not really important...just very, very annoying...extremely annoying...but it doesn't really matter...)

I wish I was being paid for working all day today...

Granted but when you get to work on monday they make you work double shifts all week!

I wish i could have breakfast in bed every morning!:-4

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:30 pm

TenneseeGirl wrote: I wish i could have breakfast in bed every morning!:-4
Granted....you've got your breakfast in bed. There are no dishes, though!!

I wish I could teach common sense.

booradley · Post by **booradley** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:56 pm

granted...but you will spend your whole life working

I wish for women to be in charge of the world so we can all sit down and have a cup of coffee and a biccie instead of war.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:39 pm

Granted. Women are in charge of the world and it becomes a much nicer place to live! However, women are aware of the dangers of obesity and too much time watching tv and playing computer games, so all computer games are banned and all forums and non-informative sites are shut down! Bye bye FG! *sob* :-5

I wish I could relive my life from the beginning but knowing everything I know now... and I still want to end up with the same SO and the same kids! :wah:

Greedy or what??

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:47 pm

Poof! Granted! You are the world's smartest dog. You are living with the SOB and the kids. The SOB's first wife mysteriously disappeared one day (or was unknowingly and cleverly turned into a dog that just happened to wander onto the property), so a new misses has moved in, also. Here's a doggie treat -- catch, Fido!

I wish, I wish I were a fish.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:21 pm

Lol @ Val! Woof! :wah:

Valerie100 wrote:

I wish, I wish I were a fish.

Poof! Granted! You are now a fish and your name is "lunch"!!! yumyum! :wah:

I wish I had a swimming pool in my garden.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:12 am

Rapunzel wrote: Lol @ Val! Woof! :wah:

Poof! Granted! You are now a fish and your name is "lunch"!!! yumyum! :wah:

I wish I had a swimming pool in my garden.

Granted, and because it is not gated, kids from all over the neighborhood flock to your house at all hours just to swim in your pool. You have had 9 accidental drownings, 3 skinny dipping attempts and gawd knows who all has peed in your pool.

I wish I knew what I wanted out of life.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:36 pm

minks wrote: I wish I knew what I wanted out of life.
Denied! The lack of mystery and adventure that would come from knowing these things would irrevocably change you, and not for the better. It's for your own good, really.

I wish I could get my knee fixed.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:39 pm

Hahahahahaha........ i can't.......... hehehehehehehe........ must resist..........Bah-hahahahaha......... too easy...........:yh_laugh :yh_bigsmi :yh_rotfl

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:40 pm

Wolverine wrote: Hahahahahaha........ i can't.......... hehehehehehehe........ must resist..........Bah-hahahahaha......... too easy...........:yh_laugh :yh_bigsmi :yh_rotfl
You ain't right at all. I know what you're thinking, ya pervert.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:40 pm

Wolverine wrote: Hahahahahaha........ i can't.......... hehehehehehehe........ must resist..........Bah-hahahahaha......... too easy...........:yh_laugh :yh_bigsmi :yh_rotfl
just realized that no one is going to get that.

pay no attention.

the morphine is starting to wear off.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:41 pm

Wolverine wrote: just realized that no one is going to get that.
Wanna bet? I know exactly where your gutter-mind is.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:43 pm

BabyRider wrote: Wanna bet? I know exactly where your gutter-mind is.
ok. i have to be good. hehehehehe....... No! seroiusly. i'll be good.

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:06 pm

BabyRider wrote: I wish I could get my knee fixed.
Granted....but now your ankles go and your fixed knees are useless.....well, sorta :wah:

I wish my Christmas shopping was already done.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:21 pm

devist8me wrote: I wish my Christmas shopping was already done.GRANTED..all your xmas shopping is done, but you finished in january and all the guarantee's will have run out by Dec..HO-HO-HO.

I wish i had some more Banana Beer.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:25 pm

abbey wrote:

I wish i had some more Banana Beer.
had WHAT???????

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:16 pm

abbey wrote: GRANTED..all your xmas shopping is done, but you finished in january and all the guarantee's will have run out by Dec..HO-HO-HO.

I wish i had some more Banana Beer.

Granted: However you took the last case and the local bums are mad!

I wish I could be home tonight instead of working.

sleeper · Post by **sleeper** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:52 pm

devist8me wrote: Granted: However you took the last case and the local bums are mad!

I wish I could be home tonight instead of working.

Granted ~ you're home because you lost your job.

I wish I was a millionaire.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:59 pm

sleeper wrote: Granted ~ you're home because you lost your job.

I wish I was a millionaire.

Granted...but now you're very unhappy with all the bankers breathing down your neck wanting you to invest it all! :wah:

I wish my grandson would get his driver's license soon.

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:20 am

Lil~Basco wrote: Granted...but now you're very unhappy with all the bankers breathing down your neck wanting you to invest it all! :wah:

I wish my grandson would get his driver's license soon.

Granted. Your grandson gets his licence and now you spend all your time worrying about him (bit of projection there...I worried when my son passed his driving test and was driving around on his own and will do the same when my granddaughter passes hers in a year or two's time)

I wish I could get on with the cleaning I started earlier and not keep getting sidetracked by FG.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:13 pm

theia wrote: Granted. Your grandson gets his licence and now you spend all your time worrying about him (bit of projection there...I worried when my son passed his driving test and was driving around on his own and will do the same when my granddaughter passes hers in a year or two's time)

I wish I could get on with the cleaning I started earlier and not keep getting sidetracked by FG.

Granted your computer crashed you can't access anything so cleaning is all you have to live for.....

i wish I could get my fingernails to grow beyond little stubbs.

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:24 pm

minks wrote: Granted your computer crashed you can't access anything so cleaning is all you have to live for.....

i wish I could get my fingernails to grow beyond little stubbs.

Granted. They grow and grow and grow. They are really strong and nothing will cut through them. You can't use your keyboard anymore, you can't give anyone a hug for fear of hurting them, it's difficult to do anything anymore...:-1

I wish my hair was straight.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:31 pm

theia wrote: Granted. They grow and grow and grow. They are really strong and nothing will cut through them. You can't use your keyboard anymore, you can't give anyone a hug for fear of hurting them, it's difficult to do anything anymore...:-1

I wish my hair was straight.

granted straight out at 90 degrees from your scalp you look hideous hehehehe

I wish my house woud stay clean daily

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:27 pm

minks wrote:

I wish my house woud stay clean daily

Oh yeah! ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK Granted! LC sorts out some paperwork so all local inmates are allowed out for a day to go and clean peoples houses and create some goodwill for Xmas........ unfortunately they all have extremely sticky fingers......... so when you get home your house is not only perfectly clean..... it's also perfectly empty!!! :wah:

I wish I had a 6 seater car! :driving:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:29 pm

that's right, blame me!! :rolleyes:

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:36 pm

lady cop wrote: that's right, blame me!! :rolleyes:
Okie-dokie....

I blame you LC! :wah: :wah:

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:43 pm

Rapunzel wrote:

I wish I had a 6 seater car! :driving:

Granted....but now you have 12 children and there isn't enough room for them all!

I wish I had gone to the mall today.

theia · Post by **theia** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:57 pm

CountryDweller wrote: Granted....but now you have 12 children and there isn't enough room for them all!

I wish I had gone to the mall today.

Granted. You did. But you forgot to take your money or cards and there was something you really, really wanted to buy.

I wish I hadn't decided to sort out all my paperwork earlier this evening as it's now in piles all over my floor and I don't feel like filing it away.

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:30 pm

Granted! You did that yesterday. Now go play.

I wish that I were Cinderella, and a prince would take me away and marry me, so that we can live happily ever after!

sherry · Post by **sherry** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:39 pm

Granted ~ he does however look like Prince Charles though

I wish I could get a date with Keanu reeves:-4

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:51 pm

Keanu sends you a box for Christmas with a half eaten date in it, that he wants to share with you! :wah:

I wish hubby would find a fantabulous job (he hates his!) that also paid him buckets of money! :yh_pray

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:57 am

Granted...but now hubby is working so much that he can't find the time to spend all the buckets of money he makes!

I wish someone would haul the firewood in for me today.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:08 am

CountryDweller wrote: Granted...but now hubby is working so much that he can't find the time to spend all the buckets of money he makes!

I wish someone would haul the firewood in for me today.

Granted...but now your woodstove broke so you can't burn any of the wood!

I wish it was the first of the new year.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:29 am

CountryDweller wrote: Granted...but now hubby is working so much that he can't find the time to spend all the buckets of money he makes!

Thats NOT a problem at all CD!! If he makes it, I'm MORE than happy to spend it all for him!!!!!!!!!!!! :wah: :wah: Muahahahahaha :wah: :wah:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:35 am

Lil~Basco wrote: I wish it was the first of the new year.

Granted - and you find not only all your monthly bills arrive on the 1st - but so do all your annual bills! AND your credit card bill, which is totally outrageous, arrived also. Added to which, you're completely skint (NO money whatsoever) and they'll all be along to disconnect you later in the week just when that huge icy blizzard is due to blow in! Don't I paint a charming picture? Sorry hunny.

I wish every member of FG could gather together for Christmas dinner and carols around the piano afterwards!

Penelope_Pitstop · Post by **Penelope_Pitstop** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:15 pm

Rapunzel wrote:

I wish every member of FG could gather together for Christmas dinner and carols around the piano afterwards!

Granted - everyone does get together but you realise that some people are definitely not what they appeared to be initially ... oh and you end up snogging someone you don't like very much because you drank way too much eggnog!

I wish that the plant in my office would come to life and strangle the next person that walks in :-4

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:47 am

Granted! Get comfy in your new home behind bars -- you've been charged with his murder. The plant is flourishing wonderfully!

I wish that my three cats would go to work for me and do my job today.