The Weasel

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:01 pm

A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender tells the weasel, I been tending bar for a long time and never served a weasel. What would you like?

Pop goes the weasel.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:45 pm

tude dog;1517996 wrote: A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender tells the weasel, I been tending bar for a long time and never served a weasel. What would you like?

Pop goes the weasel.

:wah:

Had to think a moment

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:58 am

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:15 pm

tude dog;1517996 wrote: A weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender tells the weasel, I been tending bar for a long time and never served a weasel. What would you like?

Pop goes the weasel.

A helium balloon floats into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I do for you? The balloon points over and says, “I’ll have whatever that weasel’s having.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:45 am

You're on a roll, tude.

Wandrin · Post by **Wandrin** » Fri Mar 02, 2018 1:21 pm

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:59 pm

Wandrin;1518092 wrote: A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

I haven't been to a bar in like a dozen years. I must go to the local one just to erase that mental image from my mind.

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:40 am

Wandrin;1518092 wrote: A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

I posted that on Facebook and my nephew asks "no ****?"

Wandrin · Post by **Wandrin** » Sat Mar 03, 2018 4:41 pm

An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, eh?"

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:38 am

A termite walks into a saloon and says "Is the bar tender here?"

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:39 am

Wandrin;1518100 wrote: An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, eh?"

I don't get it.

Wandrin · Post by **Wandrin** » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:16 am

AnneBoleyn;1518134 wrote: I don't get it.

Let me change the spelling and see if that helps.

An eel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Back for more, ay?"

Mark Aspam · Post by **Mark Aspam** » Sun Mar 18, 2018 5:01 pm

An ugly troll walks into a bar and orders a drink. A little later, a slut walks in, sits down at the other end of the bar and orders a drink.

After ordering the drink she notices the troll and said to to the bartender, "Hey Sam, I didn't know you let THAT KIND in here!"

The troll got up, walked over to the slut and gobbled her down in one gulp, then went back to his seat.

A few minutes later the troll said to the bartender, "Hey, Sam, I feel sick, what did you put in this drink?

"It's not the drink", said the bartender, "It's that bar-bitch you ate."

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Sun Mar 18, 2018 5:33 pm

Mark Aspam;1518346 wrote: An ugly troll walks into a bar and orders a drink. A little later, a slut walks in, sits down at the other end of the bar and orders a drink.

After ordering the drink she notices the troll and said to to the bartender, "Hey Sam, I didn't know you let THAT KIND in here!"

The troll got up, walked over to the slut and gobbled her down in one gulp, then went back to his seat.

A few minutes later the troll said to the bartender, "Hey, Sam, I feel sick, what did you put in this drink?

"It's not the drink", said the bartender, "It's that bar-bitch you ate."

arrrg, that was mean.:wah:

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 1:16 pm

AnneBoleyn;1518133 wrote: A termite walks into a saloon and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Keep it up, girl.

tude dog · Post by **tude dog** » Mon Mar 19, 2018 1:19 pm

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles

up to the bar and announces:

"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:11 pm

:yh_oooooWandrin;1518092 wrote: A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, is this stool taken?"

Seriously, I walked into a bar many years ago* and a customer asked the bartender to pass a stool over the counter - they couldn't understand why I cracked up.

*I was shocked to my core, it was the first time I was ever asked £1 for a pint :yh_ooooo