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To:

Floopy, Susie, Pinky, BR, Kitty, NikkiJayne, Mom, Nuthrday, Chonsi, Theia and Hotsauce



I will seek you out and find you . . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm

finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,















The Flu:wah:


Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view

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I know.

Now, roll over and go back to sleep.


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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Gosh girls, if he can't handle one of us at a time, he could never handle us all.............
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by God, I'd die trying.


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Ah Wolfy, you just love us all, and we know it............................
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Post by Nikki_Jayne »

oh wolfy you sweet talker you!!!

:wah:
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someone pass me a smoke, please!
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Post by BabyRider »

Wolvie...do you find it difficult to live with such a vivid imagination and the constant delusions of grandeur?



:yh_rotfl
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????


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hotsauce wrote: someone pass me a smoke, please
Wa-Hoooo!:wah:


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BabyRider wrote: Wolvie...do you find it difficult to live with such a vivid imagination and the constant delusions of grandeur?



:yh_rotfl
no. not at all.

Why do you ask?


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Post by along-for-the-ride »

They all sang together, "Not tonight, we have a headache.":-2
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Wolverine wrote: no. not at all.

Why do you ask?
Just a reality check for you. Never mind....
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????


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Now Wolfy, you know us ladies are alovely match for you..................

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Bring it on babe. No use wasting any more time. Use it or lose it.
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Oh, btw, I don't get the flu. But I get you!
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Post by Wolverine »

BabyRider wrote: Just a reality check for you. Never mind....
I enjoy my reality. I get lost once in a while. sometimes for days.

makes for a nice camping trip. can't start a camp fire to save my life tho.

which is a good thing, because my reality is highly flammable. I would feel bad if i burnt it all down.


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along-for-the-ride wrote: They all sang together, "Not tonight, we have a headache.":-2
Oooooo....

look at the comedian. Along's SOOOO funny.:wah:


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chonsigirl wrote: Now Wolfy, you know us ladies are alovely match for you..................


that's pretty good, BunnyFoo-Foo.

Missing some front teeth, furry all over, bad posture.

not a bad likeness:cool:


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