Angry Pheasant Sees Red........

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:10 pm

A West Wales village is being terrorised by a pheasant which becomes violent when it sees red.

The bird, a resident of Moyle, near Cardigan Wales UK, chases red cars and pecks people wearing red clothing.

It particularly dislikes mail workers and there red mail vans and mailboxes.

I wonder did the bird hear of the 4 calling birds, 3 french hens,2 turle doves........................ :guitarist

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:49 pm

Cool bird, but has Santa been warned?

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:43 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: A West Wales village is being terrorised by a pheasant which becomes violent when it sees red.

The bird, a resident of Moyle, near Cardigan Wales UK, chases red cars and pecks people wearing red clothing.

It particularly dislikes mail workers and there red mail vans and mailboxes.

I wonder did the bird hear of the 4 calling birds, 3 french hens,2 turle doves........................ :guitarist
Is that bird seeing seeing red?!

A Karenina · Post by **A Karenina** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:06 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: A West Wales village is being terrorised by a pheasant which becomes violent when it sees red.

The bird, a resident of Moyle, near Cardigan Wales UK, chases red cars and pecks people wearing red clothing.
Can I borrow the bird for a while? There are some coworkers I'd like it to meet...

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 7:58 pm

:wah: :wah: Der Wulf wrote: Cool bird, but has Santa been warned? :wah:

Very good. I was slow to see that one coming. :wah:

catwoman_51 · Post by **catwoman_51** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 8:24 pm

Maybe that bird needs to see Dr. Phil for anger management. :wah: