Ho Ho Ho Xmas Time Again

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:49 am

HELP....I have 1 daughter and 3 sons in their thirties. 5 grandchildren .... 3 girls 14/15 2 boys 8/9 and baby Lewis who will be 2 months (he'll be easy).

Please, please post ANY ideas at all on what I can get them for Christmas.

I prefer to get them several small items and put them in a 'goodie' bag.....a bit of a tradition started years ago.

Can't wait to get your ideas gang xxxx

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:15 am

Bez wrote: HELP....I have 1 daughter and 3 sons in their thirties. 5 grandchildren .... 3 girls 14/15 2 boys 8/9 and baby Lewis who will be 2 months (he'll be easy).

Please, please post ANY ideas at all on what I can get them for Christmas.

I prefer to get them several small items and put them in a 'goodie' bag.....a bit of a tradition started years ago.

Can't wait to get your ideas gang xxxx

Coupons for movie rentals.

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:48 am

On the first day of Christmas

My true lover brought to me

A beer....

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:52 am

greydeadhead wrote: On the first day of Christmas

My true lover brought to me

A beer....

OMG Doug and Bob Mackenzie Old Canadian Legends wahooo pity I forget the rest

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:56 am

minks wrote: OMG Doug and Bob Mackenzie Old Canadian Legends wahooo pity I forget the rest

Ok I cheated

Song Lyrics

Bob: Ok, on the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..

beer.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

2 turtlenecks,

and beer.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..

3 french toast,

2 turtlenecks,

and beer.

There should be more there, eh?

Where?

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..

4lbs of backbacon,

3 french toast,

2 turtlenecks,

and beer in a tree.

Oh. See? ya need more.

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..

5 GOLDEN TOQUES!

4lbs of backbacon,

3 french toast,

2 turtlenecks,

and beer in a tree.

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..

6 packs of two-four.

5 GOLDEN TOQUES!

4lbs of backbacon,

3 french toast,

2 turtlenecks,

and beer in a tree.

Ok.

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..

7 packs of smokes,

6 packs of two-four,

5 GOLDEN TOQUES!

4lbs of backbacon,

3 french toast,

2 turtlenecks,

and beer in a tree.

oh, i keep forgettin'.

whew, this should be just the 2 days of xmas, this is too hard for us!

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..

8 comic books,

7 packs of smokes,

6 packs of two-four,

5 GOLDEN TOQUES!

4lbs of backbacon,

3 french toast,

2 turtlenecks,

and beer in a tree.

Wow,That beers empty

Day 12.

G'day and welcome to day 12.

Yeah.

5 GOLDEN TOQUES!

4lbs of backbacon,

3 french toast,

2 turtlenecks,

and beer in a tre-e.

Where did you learn to do that?

Uh, Albums.

Boy, so thats our song merry Christmas, and g'day.

G'day everybody. Happy new years.

Ok, ya know what ya left out?

What?

Donuts. I told you to get me donuts.

Oh no!

Either on the 9th day, or the 10th day or the 11th day. I wanted donuts.

The song is over merry Christmas everybody, or the 12th you coulda gotten me a dozen donuts.

Go to the stores and get some presents. You coulda gone down to the donut shop where you buy a dozen donuts, you get another donut free. Then it coulda been 13 for the 13 days of Christmas.

Next Christmas, get me a chainsaw.

Take off!

Boy that song was a beauty.. it moved me.

Yah , it ranks up there with stairway to heaven.

What?

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:03 am

Wait.. you mean that is not the real "12 Days of Christmas"..??

and for bonus points..

What rocking band recorded "Take Off".....to the great white north

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:14 am

greydeadhead wrote: Wait.. you mean that is not the real "12 Days of Christmas"..??

and for bonus points..

What rocking band recorded "Take Off".....to the great white north

Take of or take off eh ahahahah

I dunno sorry not that good you know

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:54 am

Bez wrote: HELP....I have 1 daughter and 3 sons in their thirties. 5 grandchildren .... 3 girls 14/15 2 boys 8/9 and baby Lewis who will be 2 months (he'll be easy).

Please, please post ANY ideas at all on what I can get them for Christmas.

I prefer to get them several small items and put them in a 'goodie' bag.....a bit of a tradition started years ago.

Can't wait to get your ideas gang xxxx

Hiya Bez,

I'd say the girls are easy. (You know what I mean! Lol!) I bought my two nieces "goodie bags" last Crimbo and I filled them with stuff from Claire's, a girly accessorie shop. They had glitter sprays for their hair, make up- eye shadow and lippy all in girly pinks, stick on diamante heart tattoos, christmassy scrunchies for their hair and silver earrings. It came to about Ã‚£20 per goody bag so you could add less or more. Also, a mini box of special chox from Thorntons always goes down well, you can either buy 2 chox in a box or 7/8 but each choc is different.

For the boys - how about a football and gloves and shinpads? Or even a goalpost each from Argos - so when they get together they have 2.

Hope that helps! :-6

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:00 am

Rapunzel wrote: Hiya Bez,

I'd say the girls are easy. (You know what I mean! Lol!) I bought my two nieces "goodie bags" last Crimbo and I filled them with stuff from Claire's, a girly accessorie shop. They had glitter sprays for their hair, make up- eye shadow and lippy all in girly pinks, stick on diamante heart tattoos, christmassy scrunchies for their hair and silver earrings. It came to about Ã‚£20 per goody bag so you could add less or more. Also, a mini box of special chox from Thorntons always goes down well, you can either buy 2 chox in a box or 7/8 but each choc is different.

For the boys - how about a football and gloves and shinpads? Or even a goalpost each from Argos - so when they get together they have 2.

Hope that helps! :-6

Brilliant ideas....thanks...and yours minks

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:08 am

Bez wrote: Brilliant ideas....thanks...and yours minks

you can always give "fruit cake" ahahahaha I am sorry I could not resist.

Do the boys collect cards of any sort? Sports cards or annime cards or game character cards?? Those are nice and small. DVD's )previous viewed are cheap and packaged up nice and usually well here anyway have 30 day guarantee.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:26 am

Far Rider wrote: christmas do-gooders!

Pink snowballs for each of you....

Splat-Splat-Splat-Splat-Splat-Splat-

Ya Know!!!

*waltzes up innocently to Far*

"I really hate to do this"

Grabs waist band of snow pants and pulls them away from his body and drops a handful of snow down pants

Ahahahahahahahahaha

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:47 am

Far Rider wrote: whoooooo weeeee yada mamma thas cold! jumps around... *looks for minks, sees her pathetically running away... hahahahahaha.....grbs snow ball in hand.... runs and tackles her into the deep snow... muahahahahahahaha.... stuffs snow down shirt.... ahahahaha....

Helps her up, dusts her off..... *;)
ya bully if your not careful I will pitch a fruitcake at your head.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:49 am

fruitcakes are classified as a deadly weapon!! :p

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:56 am

lady cop wrote: fruitcakes are classified as a deadly weapon!! :p

oh so here in canada I bet I have to register mine

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:58 am

ahahaha Far you slay me

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:01 pm

the scrooge files are getting way out of control so I thought to bring this thread up to the forefront after LC hired a hit man to off santy and his dears.

Winter Wonderland

Sleigh bells ring

are you listening

in the lane

snow is glistening

A beautiful sight

we're happy tonight

walking in a winter wonderland

Gone away is the bluebird

here to stay is a new bird

He sings a love song

as we go along

walking in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman

Then pretend that he is Parson Brown

He'll say: Are you married?

we'll say: No man

But you can do the job

when you're in town

Later on

we'll conspire

as we dream by the fire

To face unafraid

the plans that we've made

walking in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman

and pretend that he's a circus clown

We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman

until the all the kids knock him down

When it snows

ain't it thrilling

Though your nose gets a chilling

We'll frolic and play

the Eskimo way

walking in a winter wonderland

Walking in a winter wonderland

walking in a winter wonderland

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:03 pm

oh gawd how i hate that song!!! (feliz navidad) stop, please stop!! aaaggghhhhhh

venus · Post by **venus** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:03 pm

so no fruiit cake.....

how about a yule log.....

hands one to far, bam over the head.

*real log with choc icing on it, muhahahahahahaha*:sneaky:

seeing stars there cowboy, skips away, fast....

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:04 pm

lady cop wrote: oh gawd how i hate that song!!! stop, please stop!! aaaggghhhhhh
ahahahahahahahaha hohohohohohohoh was that you seeing fleas on my dog before I deleted it ahahahahaha

booradley · Post by **booradley** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:04 pm

splinters *ouch*:-1

venus · Post by **venus** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:07 pm

so where can l get a giant sock....

I need one at least 6'5 in length and reinforced so l can get my christmas pressie in it....:p

Is your son busy around xmas LC>>>>:rolleyes:

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:12 pm

get outta here

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:14 pm

lady cop wrote: oh gawd how i hate that song!!! (feliz navidad) stop, please stop!! aaaggghhhhhh

How about this one then......

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

Just like the ones I used to know

Where the treetops glisten

and children listen

To hear sleigh bells in the snow

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

With every Christmas card I write

May your days be merry and bright

And may all your Christmases be white

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

With every Christmas card I write

May your days be merry and bright

And may all your Christmases be white

When is someone going to come up with a really good NEW Christmas song ??

venus · Post by **venus** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:15 pm

ducks snowball and swan dives into a large bank of snow...

pfft not fast enough on the trigger there farlie the grinch...:sneaky:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:17 pm

pssst Bez...i like that one. ...here's a new one i made up....have a happy holiday, send me some snow, there's 'gators on the mistletoe, HO HO HO. :guitarist

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:19 pm

venus wrote: so where can l get a giant sock....

I need one at least 6'5 in length and reinforced so l can get my christmas pressie in it....:p

Is your son busy around xmas LC>>>>:rolleyes:maybe i should send you his email addy :sneaky: ....but i am warning you, it's like feeding a yeti!

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:16 am

Dashing through the snow on a one horse open sleigh

Oooo who can resist shortbread yummmmy

and Turkey stuffing oMG to die for

Hey is hanging stockings a tradition for everbody? We do it every year love it. love it.

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minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:23 am

oooo I could just burst out singing "fleas on my dog" but instead....

"hmmmmmm, Do you hear what I hear........"

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:27 am

Far Rider wrote: A star a star.... ahahahaha.... darkens the sky with a wave of his magin corn! mauahahahahahaha!

and a reindeer plop on Fars head

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:39 am

minks wrote: and a reindeer plop on Fars head

I heard heavy artillery hmmmm look moose pooh I mean chocolate milk duds wonder if I can volley that over "their" direction

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greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:52 am

Rudolph the six gun shooter..

had a very shiny gun...

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:57 pm

Spare a thought for Santa working hard in Lapland..........

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:00 pm

HUMBUG! the REAL santy!!

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minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:04 pm

lady cop wrote: HUMBUG! the REAL santy!!

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:08 pm

Hey .. what about the elves.. Santa is a white slave trader.. has all them elves chained to tables .. ruthlessly forcing them to create newer better and more violent video games to keep todays children glued to thier video game systems... Free the Elves

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:13 pm

greydeadhead wrote: Hey .. what about the elves.. Santa is a white slave trader.. has all them elves chained to tables .. ruthlessly forcing them to create newer better and more violent video games to keep todays children glued to thier video game systems... Free the Elves

out out you go to the bah hum bug forum go on get out

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:29 pm

Everyone all together.. "FREE THE ELVES FREE THE ELVES"... quick.. get the union rep....

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:34 pm

greydeadhead wrote: Everyone all together.. "FREE THE ELVES FREE THE ELVES"... quick.. get the union rep....

go now!!!!

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:43 pm

Fine.. if that is the way you wanna be.. I am gonna take my toys and go home.. pbfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

greydeadhead · Post by **greydeadhead** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:44 pm

no.. on second thought I think I will stay right here.. someone has to stand up for the elves...

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:44 pm

greydeadhead wrote: Fine.. if that is the way you wanna be.. I am gonna take my toys and go home.. pbfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

hehehehehe did you get the one from under the FG Tree, everybody no matter how bad they are gets one.